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@jordansblog

Thoughts, links, and sarcasm. mostly minding my business.

Minneapolis Katılım Ekim 2024
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R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts·
🚨#BREAKING: Amazon has just announced they have launched one-hour shipping across more than 100 cities in the United States
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@AbakpaJob It used to… Now you just hear the bullshit rumors/conspiracies first
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@rawsalerts Is that because 3 is the witching hour?
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R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts·
🚨#BREAKING: Spirit Airlines are now expected to cease all operations around 3:00 a.m. ET on Saturday
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@AP Their customers need it
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@omgsidewalks Yes, they should hit back. Sometimes people only learn the hard way.
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‏ً@omgsidewalks·
SERIOUS QUESTION: should kids be taught to hit back when a bulły hits them first??!!
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Jordan@jordansblog·
📢 @wrapsheet sources confirm @Vikings WR Justin Jefferson hasn't shit in six-days
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@Kalshi Sources confirm it's a nuclear fart bomb
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Kalshi@Kalshi·
JUST IN: Area 51 hit by "unusual" earthquake
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𐕣@Gottalovechaze·
Apple Music doesn’t shuffle enough for me, thousands of songs & it still plays the same 50 songs
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@ProtonMail @ProtonPrivacy Improve accessibility! Improve accessibility! Improve accessibility! Improve accessibility! Even promising this for nearly 10-years.
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Proton Mail
Proton Mail@ProtonMail·
Stop telling ChatGPT "Write me an email" Stop telling ChatGPT "Write me an email" Stop telling ChatGPT "Write me an email" Bad request = Bad result Use this one weird trick instead and you'll see the magic:
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Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz·
Making it illegal to openly criticize the President is why people call this administration fascist.
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@Softnessa_ In my case, that's very true. No one would know until I started stinking up the building.
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꧁✿Nessa✿꧂@Softnessa_·
I went to dinner last night with my friend and I don’t remember how we got on this topic, but I told her that I don’t have anyone in my life that I talk to daily. I jokely said, “If I died on a Friday night, no one would probably know until I didn’t show up for work Monday morning.” I guess she didn’t like that joke because this morning, I got this text. 😂 I love her. ❤️
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Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
The children from the Hadza tribe in Tanzania probably have the most difficult names to pronounce in the world. In addition to vowels and consonants, their unique language contains clicking and guttural sounds, which also have specific meanings.
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@Rainmaker1973 I think they're fucking with us. I'm going to start inserting a fart in the middle of my name.
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@Dexerto It features their oldest meats and veggies that have been sitting there for days 😏
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Dexerto@Dexerto·
Subway has launched it's first ever value menu where everything costs under $5 Prices start at $3.99 for select six-inch subs
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Mistress Dividend
Mistress Dividend@mistressdivy·
Does anyone else find it wasteful that a mail carrier spends 6 days a week shoving junk mail into our mailboxes? 99% of my mail goes right in the trash
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Jenni@hashjenni·
Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during his two terms. We don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.
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Funny how there's always money for wars and a ballroom
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@elonmusk If there willing to lie and distract to avoid releasing the files imagine what else they might do… don't be such a hypocrite.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
If they’re willing to die to assassinate, imagine what they will do if they gain political power
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