Jordan
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Jordan
@jordansblog
Thoughts, links, and sarcasm. mostly minding my business.
Minneapolis Katılım Ekim 2024
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🚨#BREAKING: Amazon has just announced they have launched one-hour shipping across more than 100 cities in the United States
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@AbakpaJob It used to… Now you just hear the bullshit rumors/conspiracies first
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🚨#BREAKING: Spirit Airlines are now expected to cease all operations around 3:00 a.m. ET on Saturday
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All the information will somehow "leak" once all the relevant people are dead and gone; so nothing can be done at that point anyway. It's the M.O.
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So we arrested the guy who owned the sex island and we arrested the woman who brought the children to the sex island, but we haven't arrested the clients who paid for children on the sex island.
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Walmart breaks its no-frills mold with in-store beauty experts and personalized advice apnews.com/article/walmar…
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@omgsidewalks Yes, they should hit back. Sometimes people only learn the hard way.
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📢 @wrapsheet sources confirm @Vikings WR Justin Jefferson hasn't shit in six-days
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@ProtonMail @ProtonPrivacy Improve accessibility!
Improve accessibility!
Improve accessibility!
Improve accessibility!
Even promising this for nearly 10-years.
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@Softnessa_ In my case, that's very true. No one would know until I started stinking up the building.
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I went to dinner last night with my friend and I don’t remember how we got on this topic, but I told her that I don’t have anyone in my life that I talk to daily.
I jokely said, “If I died on a Friday night, no one would probably know until I didn’t show up for work Monday morning.”
I guess she didn’t like that joke because this morning, I got this text. 😂 I love her. ❤️

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@Rainmaker1973 I think they're fucking with us. I'm going to start inserting a fart in the middle of my name.
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