Joseph Ludlow

Those Who Hunt Evangelion archiveofourown.org/works/33652408…

@FitGemsNation Gladiatrices

Your female American Gladiators for the revival starting next Friday (part one)

@RiccardoCiriel3 I thought maybe BMW or Mercedes Benz

@commanderburger Missing is the slippers in one hand, a dry Martini in the other.

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@johnkonrad It's like handing speeding tickets at Bathurst.

The DEI police chief who arrested Australia’s most decorated soldier for ‘war crimes’ has twice as many medals as Australia’s most decorated soldier. Think about that for a moment.

How do you arrest someone for murder in a war zone? It's like handing speeding tickets at Bathurst.

@Ana354384220866 @biancabeauchamp tell her how, s'il vous plat?

Latex is cute until you’re fighting for your life trying to put it on 💀 Okay but real question. How do y’all keep latex stockings in place?? Is there a secret?? A glue? A spell? 😭😭😭😭

@SirPatStew B or not a B, that is the question.

It gives me great pleasure to share that “Patrick Stewart Performs the Complete Sonnets of William Shakespeare” is available now! If you followed my Sonnet-A-Day pandemic series, you’ll know the inspiration behind this project and the wonderful community that brought this to life.  All 154 of Shakespeare’s Sonnets, recorded with commentary by yours truly, are now available: bit.ly/PatrickStewart… @SimonAudio

@DrDeath1776 And Full Auto

The ideal ARs have 20" barrels and carry handles

When the @StarfieldGame comes out, I'm picking the Kid's Stuff trait because I always wanted Kira Nerys and Tuvok as my parents. @NanaVisitor @timruss2

@fwfastone City Hunter?

Did she actually did all that to him intentionally🤯😂💔

Carl Walther GmbH Sportwaffen - WA 2000 br.pinterest.com/pin/4081387850…

@AdmiralTrina How many stars?

Hi! I am Admiral Trina, a real life US Navy Sailor on Active Duty! ⚓️ Vtuber, Sailor by day, and Voice Actress by night!🩷🥰

@TeeBubbleXL My funny Valentine.

Faye Valentine | Cowboy Bebop #fayevalentine #cowboybebop

@ShitpostRock2 I heard that in Quark's voice.

Few understand this

@SandrineRaimbau The French Lady? Nice.

À lire avec gourmandise chez La Dame de France bit.ly/4sXbfKW #nylon #ladamedefrance #lingerie

@Yu_Yagami One of Rit-chan's long rifles

@TheCinesthetic He's on a break.

David Schwimmer in Band of Brothers (2001) showing up as an officer just hits weird, because Ross from Friends (1994–2004) is so ingrained that it’s hard not to see him instead.

@TheGriftReport That's a SPK5

Armed police guarding Sadiq Khan left a holdall full of guns on the kerb outside his Clapham family home. Inside: an MP5 submachine gun, Glock 17 pistol with live ammo, and a 50,000-volt Taser. A pregnant woman spotted the suspicious bag, kicked it because it felt heavy, and her partner took it home, only to discover it was packed with Met Police firearms. Five armed officers have been suspended from frontline duties while the Met launches a full internal investigation. Now just imagine if this fell into the wrong hands? In LONDON of all places!