Joseph maina

@rahph140577 @JosephMain61631

Naingia comment section kufollow natapata wote nishafollow kitambo,,, kwani wenye sijafollow mkoo??

@Hon_Njeri_Maina Naskia walitoa mammito kwa WhatsApp group ya heaven

Ya kwanza dia. You look sharp!

@_falsi1ke I have submitted over 50 Cvs attended many interviews and I got no job this country is a scam

There's nothing wrong with your CV, people are just hiring their friends and families. People have connections and you don't.

An accident involving many cars recorded along Southern bypass.

@kijana_misa He's lucky I graduated alone even my parents couldn't afford the fare from home to Nairobi 😔

After graduation, many of us are simply given words of encouragement and share meals with friends and neighbors to celebrate the milestone. But the parents of this coolkid had something more special in mind for their son. To mark his achievement, they surprised him with a brand-new Mazda Demio. Unexpectedly, he didn’t receive the gift the way they had imagined. Having a car at 22 is not something to take lightly, yet instead of gratitude, he broke down in tears and even lashed out at his parents. He complained that he had wanted a Mercedes-Benz GLE like his friends.

@Sanyaa011 No clean business I swear especially in Kenya can afford this

Aside from music money and football money, what can you do to afford all these cars ??

@Tasha1644 Happens always

Have you ever gone through a hard time and realized you have no real friends except God?

Mercedes Compressor c200 itanikalia vizuri kuliko Toyota premio

Diesel clay bricks extruder machine, capacity is 5000bricks per day (5hrs)minimum . Locally made from scratch at my workshop

@JMic577 Akuwe ugly 😂

Qualifications za wife material nikama gani, kabla niingie soko

@georgediano Draduated from kanyari 310 and miracle center.. Smart boy

Meet Dan Wema, a man who is a philanthropist by day and a certified wallet archaeologist by night. The son of Mulembe has perfected the rare art of extracting money from Kenyans without using force, threats, or even breaking a sweat. While others attended business school, our boy clearly enrolled at The Great Kalahari Desert University of Science Technology (K-DUST) where he studied Emotional Manipulation and graduated with First Class Honors. He started with social experiments. He would disguise himself as a beggar, and if a kind-hearted mumu offered assistance, he'd reward them with KSh 2,000. The videos exploded online, collecting views faster than a hungry Luhya kid collecting kumbe kumbe directly from its source. But as we all know, Kenyan audiences get bored faster than a goat watching TV. The content became drier than nduma without strungi, forcing our boy to innovate. That's when he ventured into the lucrative industry of manufacturing tears. Suddenly, every week came with a heartbreaking story capable of making even a traffic police officer shed a tear. Within a few months, the man was upgrading his lifestyle at a speed that left motivational speakers confused. While others were saving money in a chama, Dan was harvesting sympathy like a commercial sugarcane farmer. He would travel across the country searching for stories with enough emotional voltage to short-circuit people's brains. If he found a patient on a hospital bed, fundraising would begin immediately. If he found an orphan on the road, scholarship announcements would start flying around like campaign helicopters. If he found a struggling family, prepare your handkerchief and your M-Pesa app. The most beautiful part of the operation was that all donations were directed to one sacred destination,, Dan's personal M-Pesa number. When people asked why beneficiaries couldn't receive money directly, he claimed the Lord revealed unto him that all blessings must first pass through his phone before reaching their final destination,, Chesaa!! To strengthen the ministry, he occasionally reminded followers that typing "Amen" in the comment section could unlock mysterious dollars from abroad. Thousands of mumus were busy typing "Amen" while the only person receiving dollars appeared to be the chief prophet himself. This Nairobi life teaches us important lessons. You don't always need a degree, capital, or a 9 to 5 job to escape the matrix. Sometimes all you need is a ring light, a sad story, a personal M-Pesa number, and confidence levels normally reserved for miracle crusades. Dan is basically our modern day Robin Hood. The only tiny difference is that Robin Hood used Karate & Kujuluu to Steal from the rich and gave to the poor,, but Our boy only uses words of affirmation to take from sufferers and share a little portion with the sufferest. Ni mbaya!! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@Entr_dawood Freedom

Best gift a man can have in his life?

@amerix The hyena is considered very greedy but no reported cases that it ate her own. Unlike Kenya politicians

Kenya's cabinet secretary for health is asking for USD 20 million (KSh2.6 billion) to prepare for the first 100 Ebola cases. Which Ebola cases? From where? Ebola Billionaires.

@KE_MrBlack Enough for dowry😂

Men, Is 50$ enough money to take a woman out on a date?😂

@ZKesum84779 @JosephMain61631

Kama uko active sahii leta username tufuatane sasa.. ni masaa yake.🌤

What really attracts people to live in Pipeline? What's the actual incentive?Is it all the light-skinned Kamba women everywhere?Because I've been to the worst parts of Kawangware and even Kibera, but Pipeline still takes the trophy as the most horrible place. The human traffic here is worse than Gikomba market. The place stays wet and muddy even during the dry season.And the buildings? Eleven floors with no elevator — when your neighbours are fighting, even blasting loud music won't save you. There's zero privacy.Githurai 45 feels like a peaceful suburb compared to Pipeline.

@ayam_Chizzy @PenTitan @JosephMain61631

Stop skipping people's post You're skipping your visibility👌 Engagement is the key 🤲

@RutoJames7113 Naskia huko ni moto

Hawa wazee wameenda majuu through their wives how's their masculinity there?

@ignyharaz2 Hiyo ni weed

Inafikaje hapa?

@stoneface58 Skills na confidence kama ya conman muhimu😂😂

Kama huyu ameteka na anaishi kwa silver apartment!! Mimi nashindwa aje kutekaa nikiwa kwa my single-mansion????