@JanyNicole That's why they settled; I'm sure Lorne paid a LOT of money to make sure it didn't go to court.
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Josh Austin
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Everyone keeps forgetting the fact that Fallon was just as involved as horatio was he was just too famous to take the fall.
erica 💛@ericathesuckup
- notice a cut - look up who’s missing - check their wikipedia - personal life tab - “sexual assault allegations” oh I see
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@HistoryUnd People are always wondering what the Norman Osborn hair looks like in real life:
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In the 1940s, men dressed in shorts and cowboy boots served up to women at a drive through in Texas.
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@theashleyray Imagine if the "Garth Brooks introduces Chris Gaines" bit happened today.
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no one knows. they're going to figure it out in real time.
ari@RENEESRODRIGO
so like how does double duty work does she go like ‘ladies and gentlemen… olivia rodrigo!” and then bolt to the stage or?
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@forkwhilefork_ @theashleyray It's when someone experiences whatever the person in front of them experiences (cries when they cry, has whatever pain they have); in this case he had to deliver a baby while basically feeling like one was bursting out of him.
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it's not a chicken pox party, she's not gonna catch it
Toni Childs@Vitaminndeee
So, if your 14 yr old daughter’s friend who is 15, gets pregnant will yall allow your daughter to go to the baby shower???
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Josh Austin retweetledi
looking up what the big events of april 29th were in 2006 for a project and uh jesus time really is flat as my ass
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Josh Austin retweetledi
- notice a cut
- look up who’s missing
- check their wikipedia
- personal life tab
- “sexual assault allegations”
oh I see
acey ❀˖°@lizzbeaan
just remembered that we used to have this insane cast lineup during S31 of SNL
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@OrangeFreddyG The only person I've seen fail at it is Chrissie Mayr; even in that world association with Cumia is a curse.
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A big key to the conservative social media strategy is finding attractive young women who have the political views of racist old men.
Arynne Wexler@ArynneWexler
Found the most sane person in LA
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Josh Austin retweetledi
You could convince me that any member of this band is Bo Burnham if displayed from the right angle
Emotion & Music@Emotion78687
It pulls you in from the very first second. Pumped Up Kicks (2011).
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Josh Austin retweetledi
The Snow Miser and Heat Miser if they slayed
Film Updates@FilmUpdates
Meryl Streep and Anna Wintour for Vogue.
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@OrangeFreddyG I believe Comics Unleashed has a "no political material" rule.
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So can they joke about Trump or not?
Variety@Variety
CBS has sold the time slot for “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” to Byron Allen, who will move back-to-back episodes of his “Comics Unleashed” series down an hour. “I created and launched ‘Comics Unleashed’ 20 years ago so my fellow comedians could have a platform to do what we all love – make people laugh,” said Allen. “I truly appreciate CBS’ confidence in me by picking up our two-hour comedy block of ‘Comics Unleashed’ and ‘Funny You Should Ask,’ because the world can never have enough laughter.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/c…
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@UpdateTheGrids That reminds me of a tweet from a few years ago, where someone was walking in early January and saw the previous year's Stav calendar lying on top of a trash can.
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@Feldfrog There's actually an old Muppet Show bit where he makes a Titanic joke and Statler is offended as someone who was on the Titanic; he's experienced the cold hand of cancel culture.
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@sasimons That baby couldn't wear the costume for the whole episode? Try committing to the bit for once, Tim!
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Tim Dillon says Trump's second term is "the greatest con in history" and that one could not have expected any of it after his first term, when he "governed kind of like a nineties liberal"
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@sasimons He reminds me of a Phoenix Wright villain, where once they get exposed as guilty they look completely evil from that point on:
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@smethsmimons I noticed earlier that your replies when it's something Dave-related are even more racist than normal Twitter.
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@OrangeFreddyG The quotes are a fun example of how Kevin Sorbo and his son just tweet the same shit but worded differently:
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Guy who just found out that a lot of Indian people live in New Jersey
End Wokeness@EndWokeness
Ad for a congressional candidate in NJ. Not a word of English.
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@RRSnakehead @BitterSDFan Oh, I thought he got punched in the nose right before and just had dried blood there the whole time.
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@BitterSDFan First off, Theo's gotta shave off that Hitler.
Second, whitey rednecks are the worst. None of them are cool. All they do is fuck with you.
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Its mind boggling that people listen to these morons
Seth Simons@sasimons
Joe Rogan: "We're losing our gender. We're coming feminized and weakened and physically weaker and less fertile." Theo Von: "Hollywood pushes a lot of these agendas that are trans-based and 'whitey redneck is the worst.'"
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@Julito_NYC Also the way everyone is looking at him like he just said something stupid.
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“If she wants to use the women’s room, like who gives a fuck?” Or just who gives a fuck?
Seth Simons@sasimons
Theo says he saw his friend Candace Owens the other day, then he and Rogan salivate over conservative pundit Blair White: "Come on bro, if you're on an island? Let's go. You don't have to be Jim Norton to buy into that." "Gosh. That's a man?" "Well, it's a transgender woman.
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