Josh Houser

@HayesTSN This you?

Apology tour starts at 4pm.

@nejatian @wwcapitalgroup @morganb @fahdananta You know what’s not up 500%? It’s down damn near 30% YTD actually. Also down since the earnings call as well. FYI it’s the stock price because I know you don’t look at it every day.

Morgan is in charge of growth of the number of homes we buy. We release our weekly numbers every week. They are up approximately 500% since he started. He also literally wrote the book on Growth. The book everyone else buys. He is almost certainly the best person in the world at his job.

On this April Fools’ day I want to take a moment to commemorate all the hilarious corporate M&A jokes killed by humorless lawyers.

@nejatian You know what’s not excellent? Seeing a lot of green in the market and then looking at open. That isn’t excellent.

LibreChat is excellent. Such a great open source project.

@nejatian When will shareholders actually see the stock rise? The stock, these options are all horrible. All shareholders see is red

My wife built the largest independent media company in Canada. She did it while raising 4 kids and supporting a relatively workaholic husband. I am just in awe of how much she gets done.

@lacshow @swagtowelhead @F1RETHECANNON Dude talking mad shit when his team is currently on a 6 game losing streak and imploding due to tough opponents finally. Certainly is a choice

@swagtowelhead @F1RETHECANNON Bro bookmarked this LOL. Yall may not even make it past philly now let alone carolina🤣

@F1RETHECANNON jackets suck, as always. Thanks for Egor Chinakhov! LETS GO PENS

@lacshow I don’t have to believe anything. I know it to be fact. I’d enjoy 0 extra games honestly. Don’t care about that. I care about a team imploding when their schedule gets tough aka the CBJ

@JoshHouser26 Whatever you wanna believe idiot. No convincing ur dumbass. Enjoy 10 extra games.

I’m baffled at why Columbus has a higher Stanley Cup chance than the Penguins or Islanders. The real chance of CBJ winning a Cup is 0%.

@lacshow Having a team blow it when the schedule got tough is rough. I wouldn’t know tho

@JoshHouser26 Ignorance is bliss

@lacshow Seek your team imploding when the schedule got tough. 6 game losing streak is rough to watch

@JoshHouser26 Im not gonna waste my time going thru it but they were the #2 team in the NHL in ppg from january to march, if i took the time to go thru their schedule u wouldnt listen. U didnt watch the games, and ur teams getting bounced by carolina anyways. Seek reading comprehension skills

@lacshow I do know better, thank you for confirming that for me

@JoshHouser26 No point in repeating myself to ur dumbass u clearly alr made up ur mind that uk better n wont listen to a word I say. Enjoy getting bounced by carolina.

@lacshow How many playoff teams did they play because a month ago when I said this they had played 7 out of 21 games against current playoff teams. Their schedule was significantly weaker and if you can’t realize that then “God ur an idiot”

@JoshHouser26 Thinking the schedule had anything to do w it when they beat 90% of the playoff teams they played from jan-march and not the 6 injuries/regression from top 5 in the league to bottom 6 in the league in SOGPG as well as xGFPG is delusional. God ur an idiot.

@lacshow Well take your last 8 games. 5 of those 8 against playoff teams. 1-6-1 in those games. That 1 win against a non playoff team, shocker. I guess only having 13 goals in those 8 games had nothing to do with playing better competition. So like I said, you’re delusional

@JoshHouser26 Schedule getting tough had nothing to do w it they beat multiple playoff teams a week before and 90% of the playoff teams they played from jan-march. God ur dumb its not even worth debating. In a 8 game span the team has has 5/6 injuries, 13 goals in 8 games, and <15 sogpg.

@lacshow You’re just delusional and think they are better than they actually are.

@lacshow I check who they play when they play and I know they’ve lost the last 6 and 4 of those 6 have been against playoff teams. And I’m pretty sure I said a month ago let’s see what happens when their schedule gets tough. Guess what? They’ve imploded like I said

@lacshow Hey “idiot” 4 of last 6 games against playoff teams. Lost all 6. They’ve lost to 2 “bad teams”. Schedule got tough and they’ve imploded

@JoshHouser26 No idiot, what I said was factual. Maybe if they were beating bad teams recently id agree w u, but they couldnt beat an AHL team rn.

@NYIslanders The Penguins literally broke the Islanders on Monday night. Since they took a 3-1 lead against the Penguins, they have been outscored 19-7.

#Isles News: New York Islanders General Manager and Executive Vice President Mathieu Darche announced today that Patrick Roy has been relieved of his coaching responsibilities. Peter DeBoer has been named Head Coach of the New York Islanders.

@bucs_fan1 @PenguinsJesus Continuing to move the goalposts

@JoshHouser26 @PenguinsJesus Difference is the Pens still had some players that have playoff experience and winning this time of year, Jackets are young and inexperienced and dont necessarily know how to win this time of year. But they will get there. Bottom line is neither is a contender

@lacshow Continue to move the goalposts to fit your narrative

@JoshHouser26 Schedule getting tough didnt matter they were beating good teams when you said that, the problem now is they forgot how to play hockey and are losing to good/bad teams alike. Literally everyone on the team is playing horribly even against some bad teams.

@lacshow @lacshow CBJ schedule got tough and have lost 6 in a row. Almost like I told you that would happen

@lacshow @bucs_fan1 @PenguinsJesus 7 of those 21 games against current playoff teams. Way easier to only have only 2 regulation losses when your opponents aren’t very good.

@bucs_fan1 @PenguinsJesus Pens are “frauds” yet we’re crushed with injuries during toughest schedule stretch & never lost 6 straight. CBJ aren’t frauds yet “have 2 major injuries” & have lost 6 straight. You also said CBJ would finish with more points than the pens. You’ll keep moving the goalposts

@bucs_fan1 @PenguinsJesus 😂😂😂😂😂😂 what an excuse