Josh Kallmeyer

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Josh Kallmeyer

Josh Kallmeyer

@JoshKallmeyer

i write copy for a living. i build brands.

Toronto Katılım Mart 2015
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ET@ecomtalent·
I'm about to tell you something that's going to piss you off. Not because it's harsh. But because you'll realize how much time you've wasted. Right now there's a skill that takes 90 days to learn and will have brands throwing $5K-$10K/month at you. And almost nobody is learning it. Instead you're probably watching dropshipping videos, learning how to automate things with AI, trying to build a faceless YouTube channel, or some other bullshit that sounds easy but leads nowhere. Meanwhile ecom brands doing $100K+/month are literally desperate to find people who can do ONE thing: Make ads that actually sell products. Not viral TikToks. Not aesthetic reels. Not pretty brand videos. Ads that convert cold traffic into buyers. Every successful ecom brand has the same problem. They need to test 50-100 new ads every single month to keep scaling. Ad fatigue is real. What works today stops working in 3-4 weeks. The only way to keep growing is to constantly pump out new creative that converts. But nobody knows how to make ads that actually sell. The market is flooded with video editors who can make things look pretty. Cool transitions. Motion graphics. Color grading. All that surface level shit. But they have zero understanding of what makes someone pull out their credit card. They don't know copywriting. They don't know marketing psychology. They don't know how to hook attention and drive a sale. A pretty video that gets 0 sales is worth exactly $0. Brand owners don't give a fuck about how aesthetic your editing is. They care about ROAS. Revenue. Money. They need ads that print cash. And almost nobody can deliver that. I'm connected to hundreds of brand owners. I run a marketing agency. And I see this firsthand every single day. Brands are begging for help. Offering $3K, $5K, $8K, $10K/month retainers. Revenue share deals. And they can't find anyone. The craziest part? The skill gap isn't even that big. You don't need a marketing degree or 10 years of experience. Just basic video editing, an understanding of marketing psychology and what triggers purchases, and knowing how to structure an ad that converts cold traffic into buyers. Stack those three things and you're suddenly worth $5K-$10K/month to brands. Nobody's doing this because it's not sexy. It's not passive income while you sleep. It's not traveling Bali while your laptop makes you money. It's an actual skill that requires actual work to learn. And most people online are allergic to that. They want shortcuts. They want easy. They want fast. So they keep bouncing from one shiny object to the next, never building anything real. Meanwhile the people who just shut the fuck up and learn how to make ads are quietly making $10K/month working with brands who actually have budgets. This isn't going away either. Ecom brands will always need ads. As long as people are buying products online, brands will need creative that converts. The demand isn't going anywhere. But the window where the competition is this low won't last forever. Right now if you're even decent at this you win. A year from now you'll need to be actually good to stand out. The brands are there. The budgets are there. The demand is there. The only question is whether you're willing to stop chasing shortcuts and actually build a real skill. Think about this for a second.
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World of Statistics
World of Statistics@stats_feed·
This generation’s daily routine: - Wake up. - Stare at a 6.7 inch screen. - Work on a 16 inch screen. - Relax with a 55inch screen. - Stare at a 6.7 Inch Screen - Sleep Repeat.
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Jimmy Farley
Jimmy Farley@JimmyFarley00·
I have a health confession that I would love some advice on from my friends here 🙏 I have been dealing with headaches almost every single day for the last 5 years+ I drink a gallon of water a day, always get my electrolytes, solid sleep all of that and it helps But for some reason 4-5 days a week I am still getting a headache ESPECIALLY when I do things that are slight stressors to my body Flights, later sleep time, more than 2+ alcoholic beverages, stimulants, even hard ass workouts It’s legit a GUARANTEED serious headache after all of those And btw most I wouldn’t say they are migraine level at all, but the ONLY thing that has helped them is Excedrin I take it way too often but it’s genuinely the only thing that does it for me Advil and Tylenol do not work AT ALL for me… Not sure if that’s a sign of anything I just get the feeling this the many headaches isn’t normal and want to not ignore it in case it is serious If you have any tips on how I should go about this or similar stories that you feel are relevant please let me know I will likely be going to the doctor this week for it too 🤝
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Nate.Google
Nate.Google@Nate_Google_·
this is why GPT SEO is so important spend literally 1 day going through this and fixing the basics and you’ll rank above 99% of brands use this: growwithvysta.notion.site/how-to-rank-fi… use Gemini 3 if you’re confused… implement this today and you’ll start converting on GPT
Sean Frank@Seanfrank

A chatgpt referred session on ridge .com converts at 12% and is worth over $5 per visitor the highest I have ever seen

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Nate.Google@Nate_Google_·
i rarely use Chat GPT anymore Gemini is giving me better answers in almost every single scenario and it's image generation is unbeatable right now if you can master Gemini and Higgsfield, you can run a full $30k/month content system for pennies Higgsfield is continuing to get better every single month, same with Gemini, i'll drop some tutorials on how we're using them
DTC Midas@DTCMidas

Gemini is the best all-purpose AI model right atm Claude still dominates copywriting

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Caner
Caner@Canerelpacino·
to all the fashion brand owners here y'all realize that you literally don't have to pay thousands to models and photoshootings anymore right? fashion is probably the niche that will profit the most from all of this @mannybarbas_ would be cool to hear your thoughts on this
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Zaira Laraib@zairalaraib_

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Elon Moose
Elon Moose@ecommmoose·
I scaled my brands to multi-millions/mo. The real bottleneck isn’t ads or product.. It’s how YOU spend YOUR time. I broke down the system I use to 10x my weekly output as a CEO Using nothing but a pen + paper. Like + RT + comment “time” (must follow) and I’ll DM the video
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Sean Frank
Sean Frank@Seanfrank·
you arent sending enough emails
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Michael Anderson
Michael Anderson@Slothenater·
Another store at $10K/day. Did it in 10 days. Ask me anything.
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Ecom Batman
Ecom Batman@ecombatman·
I scaled a store from 0 to $885K/month in 90 days I made a no-fluff blueprint showing: Ad angles that exploded my 1st winning product My CBO structure for 3-5x ROAS at scale How I turn one winner into 7 figure months Like + Comment “90” (must follow) & I’ll DM it to you
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Nate.Google
Nate.Google@Nate_Google_·
if you really wanted it, you'd put in the work to get it some of you are lying to yourselves you don't want it bad enough you don't want to put in the 80hr weeks you can't handle the stress and that's okay but stop trying to play into somebody that you're not
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Josh Kallmeyer
Josh Kallmeyer@JoshKallmeyer·
@realdigitaldao I wonder how long until Shopify has a new big threat - they’re becoming the bully
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Brandon Dao
Brandon Dao@realdigitaldao·
@JoshKallmeyer Yep, the new update says every new store created starts with around 10 day payouts
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Brandon Dao@realdigitaldao·
BS 10 day payouts, this gonna kill so many dropshippers with no cash This update has it’s pros tho—it helps make us Ecom guys better at managing cash flow, projections, and actually work for it If you want that 2 day payout, you’re forced to do well on your store
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Montgomery
Montgomery@DCinfoscaling·
if you haven't gotten access to these guides yet, like and comment "send" and I'll send the link to you personally.
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