Kawnida

First ranked @amustycow and the double to top it off 😄.

It’s insane what that $80B could have done in the real world.

These people are so out of touch with reality they have zero understanding of what life is like for the average American.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Baseball is so beautiful man

Daniel Palencia tearing up before even throwing the last pitch is absolutely incredible

Putting up the champion graphic mid pitch #AuraGamble

yes i can ?

they should invent a job where I just play pokemon leaf green and watch baseball all day

Twitter brand is so strong it was renamed and it’s still Twitter.

view out the plane window flying over the midwest

NINTENDOOOO SUE THE US GOVERNMENT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

good luck trying to recreate this

this fryin me cuz what the FUCK does erika kirk know bout the air force

Dude used PTO for the WBC and pitched 5 shutty before going back to work next Monday. That’s so fucking sick

Where were you when Jesus no-hit the Israelites?

how is that like earth at all then

happy international women's day to the women of rlesports ❣️

The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS fighting and policing in the Middle East. Thousands of our Great Soldiers have died or been badly wounded. Millions of people have died on the other side. GOING INTO THE MIDDLE EAST IS THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE.....