🇺🇸 Ben Jack’d 🇺🇸

I’m not crying, you’re crying! ❤️🇺🇸

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So the 12-year-old accused of shoving rocks in the mouth of a 12-year-old girl so his friend could r*pe her was just released by a judge. This is how you make repeat offenders

Did you know that the Texas legislature recently amended the theft of services statute (PC 31.04) so an email or text message agreement is now sufficient? This, and the revisions to oil theft are helping us hold the bad guys accountable. Modernizing our penal code. #txlege

RIP CURRENT RESCUE: A California swim coach is being hailed a hero after diving into dangerous waters to save a father and daughter caught in powerful rip currents. The pair were struggling to stay afloat before the coach dove into the water without hesitation and brought them to shore, where other bystanders waited to lend a hand.

@MaurizioMarco3 @visionoilandgas @PermiOG @oilmutt Marco! What’s up buddy? 👊🏻

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol

Ticket to heaven.

@ImMeme0 @GantertCynthia He’s a POS!

🚨BREAKING: TMZ obtained footage of Trump-hating actor Alan Ritchson, who poses as a Christian, beating his neighbor in front of two kids.

A man got off work and discovered that his dog had run the 24 kilometers from his house to his job and was waiting for him on top of his car. Dogs are the only living creatures in the world that love unconditionally. ❤️❤️❤️

BREAKING: This is the chaotic scene where 20-year-old Kaydence Carpenter allegedly drove her Tesla into a crowd that was surrounding her car in Lexington, Kentucky early Sunday morning. Reports are that she injured 4 people. She faces 4 counts of second-degree assault, DUI and reckless driving. Many responses think what she did was warranted.

These are all of the accounts connected to Josh Cohen: @visionoilandgas @oilfieldservai @Oilman22134191 @Realpermianland @Securities56872 @poppy848 (his mommy) @mrswildcat_ (his gf)

BREAKING: At school, you can get punched a dozen times but if you finish the fight with one punch, you’ll still get in trouble. What a top notch system!

>Steals a gun >Sees a random asian woman >Shoots her >Kills her >Kills her unborn baby >Overwhelming evidence >Admits to doing it >Ruled “insane” >Found “not guilty” >May be released soon >Yes, really

I am on my way to LaGuardia Airport now in response to last night’s horrific crash involving Air Canada Express 8646 and a fire truck that killed two pilots. @FAANews and @NTSB are working closely on this, and we will share updates as soon as possible. Please keep the victims, families and response teams in your prayers.

3 assailants. 125 prior arrests.

Josh Cohen deleted the video of him verbally attacking the DA in Texas. Let’s blow this up.

AMERICA! 🇺🇸 This woman is raising a badass little rancher and I love it! This is how you teach your children important life skills. Bravo on this woman 👏 This is a beautiful thing to see!

@Thefactsdude What did they get, vouchers? 🤣🤣🤣

NEW: Three men broke into Chicago’s Las Picosas Restaurant, targeting its gaming machines at 4 a.m. this morning before fleeing in their getaway car.