Josh Whiteman

@kevin_nealon @GreatDismal @kevin_nealon you have brought me so much joy over the years. Helping out your mate is the least I can do. Good luck Reggie!

This is my friend Reggie Bibbs. Reggie is the kindest and most loving person I have ever met. His face is disfigured from a rare genetic condition called ‘Neurofibromatosis.’ After many years of never leaving his bedroom, out of shame and embarrassment, Reggie finally summoned enough courage to face his fears and raise awareness of this disorder. He has incurred tremendous challenges over the past years, including the loss of his mother and the foreclosure of their family home. Despite these hardships, Reggie has maintained an extraordinary spirit and has always believed that something better was coming. My humble request is for you to open your heart and consider supporting Reggie in raising funds through a GoFundMe account. These funds would be to cover his monthly rent, utilities, and essential expenses for the next five years. Any contribution, no matter how small, will make such a meaningful difference in Reggie's life and help him reach his $133,000.00 goal.. Thank you so much. gofund.me/672e6308

@danilic Watching one of the best people in the world take on one of the worst has almost got me back on to Twitter proper.

@nadinevoncohen “Even a broken watch is right twice a day”. You Nads however seem to always be right all the time always. Pour one out for my Finnish peeps.

@markhumphries Sure it's well written, well performed and very funny, but surely the REAL story here is the beard commitment? Those things don't just grow on trees.

Top Gun meets spy balloon

@pruehalIiwelI @SimoneAshleyCom Tell me you don’t know anything about Motorsport broadcasting without telling me…

@JoshWhiteman @SimoneAshleyCom a legend? y'all are reaching

You do understand that sometimes celebs have no say in what events they do/don’t attend and who they can/can’t to via their Agencies. You’re all acting as if Simone personally said ‘I hate this man I don’t want to talk to him’ when her agent refused an interview #SimoneAshley

@JacquiDeevoy1 👖 🔥

@danilic Actually Dan…

@theqza @AmyRemeikis @HarrisonVevo Thanks Que. I wrote and directed it and that means the world.

@markhumphries @Qantas Mark, as one half of the team responsible for both of these spots, I can assure you we tried to get him into the narrative. But in the end we decided to honour the purity of his original performance and not taint it with a cynical sequel.

Missing this guy with the great coffee but otherwise top work @Qantas

@nadinevoncohen Why aren’t we talking more about the dick cactus?

@nadinevoncohen Jews?

@Suffragentleman @catheternebula Triggered snowflake victim tweets what?

@thedailybeast @gtconway3d

Kanye West reportedly says he and Jared Kushner speak "almost daily" trib.al/ZNvD3we

@TruckerSlim @oz_f Hey Alanis, we finally found some genuine irony!

@oz_f NC's blog essay is full of shit. His high mindedness reeks of privilege as he waffles esoterically about mercy, compassion and the creative spirit but rather humourlessly and deliberately ignores history and power that has cancelled countless millions of voices of art and ideas.

@oz_f The breathtaking lack of nuance or considered thought in this thread is exactly what Nick Cave is referring to. Does anyone here truly doubt his credentials as a thinking, compassionate, progressive artist? He’s not wrong but performative wokeness has no room for shades of grey.

@realDonaldTrump @KamalaHarris You liked her enough to donate to her Bunker Bitch. It’s almost as if you can’t keep track of... oh yeah.

.@KamalaHarris started strong in the Democrat Primaries, and finished weak, ultimately fleeing the race with almost zero support. That’s the kind of opponent everyone dreams of!

@BrooksHeatherly @KamalaHarris Famous for being dumb. Ouch!

Here @KamalaHarris says she's Indian, despite the media currently claiming she's Biden's first Black/Asian VP Candidate... 🧐

@NikkiHaley @PopcornFactory Maybe ask POTUS for help? You’ve certainly done plenty of “favors” for him - surely he owes you one back?

Ok @PopcornFactory two messed up birthday orders missed delivery dates with no explanation. First time I gave you the benefit of the doubt. Second one tells me not to buy from you again. #DisappointedNephew

@nadinevoncohen I reed gud