Josh Thomas

@yiannimize Just about. 🥱. On paper, AJ should do the business within 2 rounds.

Ok who’s up? #JakeJoshua

@Keir_Starmer Just quit mate.

I will always stand for unity and national renewal.

@Keir_Starmer Give families the security they deserve??? Keir mate, start with the rapists you’re rolling the red carpet out for.

We're facing a housing crisis — it's ridiculous to let land we could build on sit empty and disused. I said I would get Britain building. I am. We're unlocking brownfield railway sites across Britain to build 40,000 new homes. Giving more families the security they deserve.

@ukhomeoffice What about the other several thousand?

Two members of a mob that attacked French police before illegally crossing to the UK have been jailed for attempted illegal entry. Officers were injured by makeshift weapons as they tried to stop the group from launching a boat. These illegal journeys must stop.

@EndWokeness Kind of makes me feel better this is not just a UK problem. Entitled little scumbags.

Home Depot looted in California. “They just want bread to feed their families.”

@DHLParcelUK How do I speak to somebody at DHL to make a complaint? Tried 4 different numbers and can’t speak to anybody?

@jamesenglish0 Nonce case.

@ManUtd @MarcusRashford Every game, missed opportunities due to Rashford’s greediness.

💨 @MarcusRashford #MUFC || #BHAMUN

Imagine being a #Spurs fan! 🤣😂. #COYS #BanterFC #SkySports

Late Sunday breakfast. 🥓

@owlsfan83 @BBCSport @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer BBC World Cup coverage on iPlayer was great, even better than Sky UHD. Should just make it standard.

@Josh_ThomasUK @BBCSport @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer Never even been HD this. Looks SD upscaled. Shocking

We are under way at Wembley in the second FA Cup semi-final as Brighton face Manchester United! 🏟 📲 Watch #FACup live on @BBCOne and @BBCiPlayer #BBCFootball #BBCFACup

@Independent Nonce.

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@misslarrydavid_ Put it down.

@LewisCapaldi @LewisCapaldi Best artist on the planet mate. Netflix doc was superb. 👍🏼👏🏼

my brand new song ‘wish you the best’ is yours this thursday at midnight!🥀 it’s incredibly special to me and can’t wait for you to hear it! x 🔜 lewiscapaldi.lnk.tt/WYTB

@MISSBANNER_ What a guy.

I woke up and told my son I didn’t feel well. He went to watch TV and I could hear banging but couldn’t muster the energy to move or shout. He came back to tell me he had a surprise, I dubiously came downstairs, thinking about the mess I would have to clear later, to find this:

@THINGEO Well handled 👏🏼

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When i see Jeremy Vine cycling round

@Mattisamazing33 Few broken ribs there.

Pavements are for the slow and the wobbly. Pedestrians. Pensioners, dogs, children. Not idiot scooterists or bicyclingerists

@SkyNews No work or money? Lineker will stand him a couple hundred quid until he’s on his feet I’m sure.

Dramatic video footage has captured the moment an Iraqi man stabbed a university student in a bid to get deported because he had no work or money in the UK. Warning: This CCTV footage shows a person being stabbed. Read more: trib.al/Em8JgBo