Zenseii🚫

The problem with this country is that you people have built a culture of trying to outsmart each other and nobody ever thinks about common good anymore. If this is healthy? Time will tell.

@MaryRoseMalomo *Refer to psychiatry.

Patient was being managed for pulmonary TB and I went to clerk him. Me: sir what brought you to the hospital? Patient: ehn to get well na(na from here I suppose know say wahala de but I continued talking) Me: no sir, like what symptoms are you having? Patient: nothing is wrong with me. Me(proceeds to ask questions relating to P. TB to trigger the patient's truth center): sir, so no night sweats, or cough, or weight loss or fever? Patient: I have never coughed in my life. Case folder: The patient was brought in highly febrile, friends and family said he has lost weight and has been coughing for three months.😭

@bunmola2010 Its not a strategy. That is just a fact. "Potential unconvinced"😂😂

Calling potential unconvinced voters “idiots” brilliant strategy 🤣🤣

@helayxv He repeated the swallow test for you😅

I once placed a patient on NPO, cos he had a stroke and failed a swallow test. Walked in on him the next day eating gala and malt. I sha pretended as if I didn't see him. The first rule of medical ethics is kuku autonomy.

Been trying to watch one anime for 3 days now, Its not like its not interesting but the colours are just dull and puts me to sleep.

@CorrectBabie He's obviously being ridiculed in your cs and with the tone the post was made. My point is that this is something that requires professionalism and ethics, The fact that you have an uncomfortable pt is enough grounds to recounsel and strongly insist on a chaperone

@Joshharold9 Nobody is ridiculing him, besides he rejected a chaperone when suggested

Just look at the comment section, Double standards. If your male pt feels uncomfortable about a situation, thats not something to ridicule. This is a case that needs counselling and a chaperone.

@CorrectBabie Don't you also require a chaperone in such a case?

Male patient walks in and suprised to see it a female sonographer Patient: Good day ma, please are you the one doing the scan? Me: Good day sir, Yes I am, hope there is no issue? Patient: Ahh, it’s Scrotal scan oo Me: I am aware, please pull your pants and lie down, I have other patients to attend too Patient: (pulls trousers and lie down without pulling boxers) Ok ma I’m set Me: Sir please pull your boxers, it’s scrotal scan we are doing. I have to see you scrotum Patient: Ahh, so you will see my something? Can’t you do it like this? From the boxers Me:👇

At this point, the admin just copies “defeat at” and adds the stadium name 😂😂

Bro when was the last time such a high profile team actually got relegated wtf??😭😭

@LikeAnsi To the championship 😂

I’m not even trying to overreact, but if Tottenham Hotspur lose to Sunderland tomorrow, where do we go from here?

You would think arsenal bottling the league was the biggest news to come out until you realise that tottenham are currently 18th😂😂

The bluesss Never in doubt😂😂 #CHECITY

@inecnigeria You people are actually crazy ? Is this some form of gaslighting? What do you mean by amplified? You copied a third party's statement verbatim and you're here saying rubbish. You need to come to terms eith the fact that your chairman has to resign ASAP

REBUTTAL: The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) did not copy its recent press statement from any third party. Any circulation of the statement outside the Commission’s official channels was done independently and not coordinated by INEC. The publication by Peoples Gazette titled “Nigerians react as INEC reposts Tinubu aide’s message” is fake, misleading, and a misrepresentation of facts. gazettengr.com/nigerians-reac… INEC’s repost of the statement was solely to amplify accurate information earlier released from the Commission and should not be misconstrued as alignment with any individual or political office holder. The Commission remains strictly non-partisan and urges the public to disregard misleading interpretations of its actions.

@Vxebo_ Thats a fake picture for goodness sake...are you okay?

@Sillyse7enRay @sawyeurism Your IQ is definitely not above room temp😂

@sawyeurism "Credentials" 😂 I go with common sense & above-room-temp IQ. You actually think people are retarded & can't read what those who studied it have said, analyze the footage, spot obvious patterns (requires lQ btw), or just fucking think… unless they have official credentials? LOL.

No, I don't "believe" we went to the moon. This isn't a matter of theology. I know we went to the moon, I know we have rovers on Mars, and I know the Earth is 4.5 billion years old, because all of those things are facts.

She is an actress by profession. I told you they never went anywhere and you are defending. As for the Blackman, he worships the whiteman who is a liar by nature.

🚨 Historical decision by Union Berlin as German club appoint Marie-Louise Eta as their head coach until June. Union lost at Heidenheim, sacked the head coach Steffen Baumgart and put Marie-Louise Eta in charge until the end of the season. Ets becomes the first female head coach in the history of men’s Bundesliga.

@DeleFarotimi A petition needs to be made for his immediate removal

IF you are surprised to find that the INEC chairman is completely bereft of integrity, then you have no knowledge whatsoever of the man who appointed him, or of the system that he serves..🇳🇬🤔

JUST IMAGINE THIS: The INEC chairman tried to deny that the account @joashamupitan belonged to him. However Grok investigation has shown that the email used to open the account is also the exact email on the official CV of the INEC chairman. This is really a big national shame. In sane countries, this is grounds for resignation and public embarrassment.

EVEN MORE EVIDENCE: While the INEC chairman tries to deny he has an X account, the objective evidence shows he is absolutely lying. The 2FA process for the email registered to that particular X account shows you it is linked to a certain phone number that ends with the digits “99”. Now, if you go online and look at the phone number on his official CV, you will see his email and a phone number 08035074099. That’s the phone number ending in 99. Now it gets more interesting, If you go to Opay and try sending money to that particular phone number, guess the name of the account holder that comes up??? 😂 I have attached ALL the evidence. It is very clear that the INEC chairman does have an X account. That X account is tied to his official email as per his university CV records, with a 2FA process linked to a phone number directly registered to his name. Again, I have attached ALL the evidence. This is a really disgraceful situation and a completely unacceptable discovery. It is now objectively clear that, We now have an INEC chairman who is obviously partisan, blatantly compromised and who will very likely oversee an unreliable presidential election designed to coronate the APC. See, we are totally finished as a country.