Josh Hayles

@dominos employee of the month

Crazy Frog has died.

@northernassist Do any of your trains arrive on time?

Good morning everyone, ELT signing in today to assist. Have a good day😃

@northernassist Can you get off Twitter and drive my cancelled train?

Good morning! JD signing in for the day ⛅️☕️ Let us know if we can help with your journey!

@northernassist you’re a joke

@AndyBurnhamGM @CatDaddy_94 You’re wrong

@CatDaddy_94 I don’t know. Doesn’t seem to require the same commitment as the other disciplines. Could be wrong.

Not at all sure about skateboarding as an Olympic sport. 😕

@sach1991 @ProfBrianCox What’s coved?

@ProfBrianCox He’s probably pissed off by people asking completely rediculous, un-important questions, rather than being at the bridge, steering our mighty nation out of a pandemic. I say get back to it boris, you’re doing a great job. I get my second coved vaccination jab in a weeks time.

I don’t think I’ve seen a Prime Minister lose their cool quite so spectacularly at PMQs. Reminded me of Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men. Extraordinary scenes.

@DominicRaab @TomMilner0

Very proud that we are hosting the first UK-Africa Investment Summit. 2020 will be a year to rejuvenate the partnership between the UK and Africa – using trade and investment to boost growth and improve the lives of all our citizens. #InvestInAfrica

@JoeBiden lad you onto this

@miketindall13 you nugget tosser, hate crime @GeeFrodo

@TindallGolf can’t believe you lobbed a little person

The Party Album Throwback 😍 🎉 Thank you for all the love for the re-release! lnk.to/ThePartyAlbum

5 Jun 2020

@Screwfix done me dirty ya snide @ProfBrianCox @AndrewMarr9 @Lord_Sugar @TomMilner0 @AlHarrison

Ross Kemp didn't inhale

@waynelineker turbz nonz

@waynelineker Turbo noncer

@tombish95 This sold m8?

@ILLUMINATIAM can u get me glastonbury tickets

25 Aug 2018 - weekend waterfowl