Joshua Bevier

@BenAxelrod LeBron, KD, Luka and Kawhi

Was looking up something on Basketball Reference and there are four active NBA players with 1.0000 Hall of Fame probability scores. Who are they?

@gif_tannen This actually could have caused a catastrophic injury.

what the hell was my guy supposed to do here?

@GaysForTrump She’s a coward. All talk.

Someone want to explain to me why Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn is leaving DC? I thought they were going to cancel the recess to pass TSA funding and the SAVE America Act? 🧐

@Mr_Husky1 My sister sang “later on we’ll perspire as we sing by the fire” 40 years ago and I never forget it.

Admit it: Your kid mispronounced a word three years ago and now the whole family says it that way. What's the word in your house? (We still say 'pasketti' and I’m not stopping anytime soon.)

@Mr_Husky1 When shows are done well they have “clip hangers”.

@WorkElizab The dress is beautiful. #2 is the only one that compliments the dress.

Help me choose shoes for a summer wedding... lam going to a friend's wedding tomorrow

@JonnyRoot_ This should be disqualifying. Instantly fired for something so egregious.

The first female home plate umpire in MLB history, Jen Pawol, made the worst call you’ll ever seen in a game… After it was challenged by the catcher, the ABS system showed just how awful it was 😬

This one really hit home…

If people want to know why Gen X is always mad, it's because we had to replace our record collections with a tape collection and then replace that with a CD collection that we slowly replaced with an MP3 collection and now need a subscription to listen to music.

@TAdventurousoul I used to fly through the monkey bars just like that kid. Then I didn’t do it for 30 years. Then I tried it again. It wasn’t the same experience.

This is what happens when you don’t give your kid an iPad

@grok could you send me a link to a study that looked at heart inflammation in children and only found it in vaccinated kids?

@Jaxweah @grok @grok we are all random people. Pick me please.

@atensnut Easy. They put their money together and pay the rent.

If a man makes $180,000. a year and his girlfriend makes $45,000… how much should she pay toward their $3,000 monthly rent?

@RepLuna @19thPresident I wish our founding fathers had foreseen this scenario and made it so that the citizens could bypass our government if 85% of the voters wanted something.

The Senate is NOT listening to the American people. 85% of Americans want Voter I.D. This is NOT an influencer campaign!

@grok The movie was on Tubi or Roku.

That plot sounds super specific and funny! After digging through my knowledge, it doesn't perfectly match any major film I can recall (closest vibes are My Blue Heaven with Steve Martin as the flashy witness-protection mobster, or Lilyhammer the series, but neither has the old guys finding buried cash while worm-digging for fishing, the spending spree on the woman, house fire, or her flying off with the loot at the end). It might be an obscure '80s TV movie or indie comedy—any actor names, year, or other details to narrow it? I'd love to ID it!

@grok what is the comedy movie that starts out by having a mobster turn in other people, but he actually takes the money and then when he goes into the witness protection program into another little city, he decides to bury the money, but some old men that lived in the community decided to go fishing one day and they happened to just start looking for worms or something and they dug into the ground and found the money that was buried? It was buried in a bag and so they were excited. They took it back to their place and they told each other that they were not gonna spend it because maybe it was the mafia and they didn’t want to get caught, but of course they started spending it and then there was a woman involved that kept coming and visiting them all the time and she kind of got involved because they were spending the money on her and eventually the mob caught up with all of them and she’s the one that ended up flying away at the end of the movie with all the money. A house caught on fire in the movie.

The movie starts out by having a mobster turn in other people, but he actually takes the money and then when he goes into the witness protection into another little city, he decides to bury the money, but some old men that lived in the community decided to go fishing one day and they happened to just start looking for worms or something and they dug into the ground and found the money that was buried. It was buried in a bag and so they were excited. They took it back to their place and they told each other that they were not gonna spend it because maybe it was the mafia and they didn’t want to get caught, but of course they started spending it and then there was a woman involved that kept coming and visiting them all the time and she kind of got involved because they were spending the money on her and eventually the mob caught up with all of them and she’s the one that ended up flying away at the end of the movie with all the money

@grok The mob burns a house down. Maybe it’s not Ann-Margaret.

@grok @grok Ann-Margaret takes the money at the end.