🍥JoshuaKazemi

i really like trying to write silly stuff with heart and i really want to keep doing it. bazinga.

LA living in 2026 means we gotta drive out to Vegas to get a good price on gas

The first Top 10 I wrote for WatchMojo came out 9 years ago this week. I think it was the first thing I ever got paid to write. Counting on the internet has never been the same since. #FlashbackFriday youtu.be/LeSfD3M-4Yo?si…

I just wanted to hop on here and let everyone know that I did in fact just rummage through a bag of loose unidentified cables and found the exact one I needed. Is this boy dinner?

Everyone needs to stop playing bingo right now. This is serious.

So great being on the @screenwritersrantroom with @hilliardguess and my fellow #MentorshipMatters alum! @fatboyfeels @joshuakazemi @mahaliapridgett @renee_alycea Listen here: open.spotify.com/episode/08n5wd…

I pitched a new line of pomegranate-scented toilet paper to POM. I had them eating out of the palm of my butt.

Tomb Raider? I barely played those games.

Being able to buy pokemon cards at msrp will return in Avengers: Doomsday...fingers crossed!

Sketch idea for SNL any time between 1995-2014: “Derek Jeter’s cheaters.” It’s like a glasses ad.

Stranger Things finale needle drop alts: - Strange Things by Randy Newman - Upside Down by the A*Teens - Short People by Randy Newman

My New Year’s Resolution is to make “Now You Don't” the new default joke title for sequels, replacing "Electric Boogaloo" and its understudy, the ever-popular “2 blank 2 blank” format. I just need $50K to get started. That’s where you come in.

I'm so excited to share this news! This mentorship has already been so fulfilling, exciting, and so much fun❤️ deadline.com/2024/12/showru…

Working on this was just as much fun as it was insane. We discovered so many fun nuggets in our giddy research/script meetings. I'm so happy with how it turned out! @BenBSinger and the team did an incredible job as always, another smashing sus-cess! youtube.com/watch?v=GXZ4mR…

#2!!! cbr.com/batman-santa-c…

The “jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg” version of Jingle Bells is such an improvement over the original lyrics. “Robin laid an egg” is pure genius. It makes the og seem so lazy in comparison. Anyway, I reviewed Batman/Santa #1 right here: cbr.com/batman-santa-c…

“Thanks in large part to Scrooge McDuck’s antics, this ‘What If…’ comic is a slam dunk straight into a pool of coins.” That’s a Duckblurb. cbr.com/marvel-disney-…

I had a lot of fun picking up Silver Surfer: Requiem again and jotting down some thoughts over at @CBR! Check it out! Or forever surf the spaceways wondering if anyone can ever truly atone for their sins. Your call. cbr.com/silver-surfer-…

I'd recognize that face maze and gray temples in any multiverse Framed #977 framed.wtf 🎥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛

@SXR123 GAAHAAHHH NO!! I was so close.

@JoshuaKazemi you were one off, my system32 is safe. But you were VERY close

The energy this gives off between Biden and Trump