Joshua M

How it feels arriving late to work, doing nothing, distracting co worker, taking a fat sh*t then leaving early

- My horses: held - Rome: built over the course of several day - The ice I'm walking on: thick - Bit off: just enough to chew - My Book: judged by its content - My marbles: accounted for - The hand that fed me: unbitten

Day 7 and nobody in the NBA tonight scored 80 points Y’all said it was easy

I want to be as delusional as the guy who sued Redbull for not giving him wings and won $15M

2010s vs 2020s Stfu = Sybau Swag = Aura Rekt = Mogged Bad bih = fine shyt Fap = Goon Trolling = Ragebait Game = rizz 9 + 10 21 = 67 Bro = Blud Feel old yet?

Jeff Teague and the 520 podcast DEFEND Bam’s 83 point game against everyone who’s hating: “If this was LeBron’s record y’all wouldn’t be acting like this. Y’all can’t score 8 in your men’s league with your girlfriends watching — this man scored 83 points in a real game…I f*ck with Erik Spoelstra for not taking him out. Real one…people are so upset with him breaking Kobe’s record — because they’re weird, they’re f*ckin weird — he scored 83 points in game why aren’t y’all happy about that? Y’all ruin everything.” (via @club520podcast)

How Bam Adebayo was after dropping 83 points in a game 😂😂🏀

83!

🚨 WATCH: Tommy Robinson confronts legacy media.

♦️Myron absolutely COOKS a female professor right in front of her students!😭🪦🕊️ “If we took her brain and put it in a man’s body, he would be fvcking homeless because this girl is low IQ..”

Kobe’s 81 pt game vs Bam Adebayo’s 83 pt game

Me hyping myself up for the event i agreed to 3 weeks ago when i was feeling social

Jordan Peterson to Piers Morgan: “I don’t know if guys in the UK understand how sad it is for us in Canada and in the United States, to watch what you’re doing to yourself.”

Probably the biggest spit in the face i've ever seen

Bro supported her financially & emotionally through her cancer battle putting his pro career on hold only to get dumped once she recovered so she gets to "Find Herself" brvtal.

@tomx0x0x0 @elonmusk @Rothmus @mitchellvii A thousand years ago? Try like 500 years maximum 😂

@elonmusk @Rothmus @mitchellvii One event ended a thousand years ago with no surviving institutions. The other ended recently enough that people’s grandparents lived under it—and its systems never fully stopped.

"NO! NO!!! CLAV! CLAV!!! DON'T STAND NEAR HIM! CLAV!!!"