Joshua Schaus 🇺🇦

@HeffnerCoach @NBCNews It sounds an awful lot like you didn't read the article.

@NBCNews That sounds an awful like the criminalization of speech.

Former President Trump is responsible for the events at the Capitol on Jan. 6 because they were the “culmination” of his conspiracies to overturn the 2020 presidential election, special counsel Jack Smith’s office says in a new filing. nbcnews.com/politics/donal…

@paul_hewton @TheInsiderPaper I regret to inform you that they're all based

@TheInsiderPaper Anyone in the Biden camp not on drugs or banging hookers?

NEW 🚨 Hunter Biden's lawyer Kevin Morris is seen smoking a BONG on the balcony of his LA home while clearly visible from the road during a visit from the president's son - Daily Mail

@PopulismUpdates Succession. I'd love to see him trying unsuccessfully to ingratiate himself to Logan.

Name a film or TV show you would drop Ron DeSantis into

@AssBoss80085 Does the kid also look like a 40 year old accountant by nature or is she draining his youth from his body with that claw she wrapped around him?

@Daniellll__003 @ShadowxTwilight @PicturesFoIder Uhh no, that's incorrect. Gators can move well on land as well as water.

@ShadowxTwilight @PicturesFoIder Well this is a stupid idea😂😂…do you know how powerful their bite force is😂 Just run away from them as long as it’s on land they can do nothing

You have to survive 20 minutes with one of them for $100 Million Which are you picking?

Post characters with Speech Skill: 100

The amount of power #SCOTUS is able to exercise over contemporary social disputes is a policy choice by Congress, *not* a constitutional mandate. For 200 years, Congress exercised control over the Court in many ways. Part of why we are where we are is because it doesn’t anymore.

@jonodhra @JJ_McCullough Satire also tends to be funny

@JJ_McCullough Satire tends to be vicious. Still satire.

The Babylon Bee is garbage. This isn’t “conservative satire,” this is just vicious Puntinist propaganda. babylonbee.com/news/zelenskyy…

@Gahostan It is technically legal to say we have a great that meets Fridays at midnight under the bridge and the code phrase is sic semper tyrannis

This was my joke! Here's an original design for the tombstone, but can you catch the (pretty obvious) mistake we corrected?

enjoying some Chicago-style hotdogs

@king_rob_lo @PicturesFoIder Ding ding ding

Who’s your favorite villain of all time?

@DSunflower73 @WYDITS @SecBlinken "Russia will stop there" Georgia and Moldova:

I am authorizing our 40th drawdown of security assistance for Ukraine. We are proud to partner with over 50 nations in support of Ukraine’s self-defense against Russia’s aggression.

@shinygoldbars @GravitysRa1nbow

@YGamingnerd @mirxclealigner I'm from Michigan, I just looked up their peak temps and even I'm not impressed. I'm not sure what they're on about.

@mirxclealigner Go to Arizona and get back to me

americans wouldn’t last 2 seconds in a british heatwave

@RatiosCrazy Ah yes, because as we know our justice system never makes mistakes, so anyone who disagrees with this must be a child rapist.

@Piotr02664843 @Orvudo @dryvegetable @russophileLs Morally wrong, but they are accurately perceiving Putin's intentions.

@vanillatary Never seen a person match Cornelius Hawthorne's passion for racist tirades.

@ConditorCancri @EclecticHams RIP to a fucking legend