Joshua Wango

The only solution to Kenya's problems is THE STREETS. Nothing else. • Learn from previous failures • Occupy Parliament again • Punch, stone, and whip MPs thoroughly • Stay put until the bread-based mongrel is exterminated • Chase away the peacock & her wild geese Otherwise, the rest is Psyop sponsored by the state to keep you busy and distracted. MPs are our biggest problem. Once we get rid of them, the rest will take care of itself. #DissolveParliament

I have thought about this with the same precision that a man uses when calculating whether the remaining twenty shillings can cover both fare and dignity, and I have arrived at a conclusion that keeps me up at night which is that Kenya has all the characteristics of a social experiment designed by someone who wanted to see how long a people could remain optimistic while being systematically billed for their own suffering. The experiment is now in its sixth decade, the subjects are still showing up, still paying taxes, still going to church, still filling jerricans, and the researchers have not yet published their findings, but they have built themselves very comfortable offices from which to continue the observation. Dismas wa Tabu. Dreaming in installments. Billed in full.

There are two reasons why the guys from Kiambu Road and Langley, VA have decided to land on this post I wrote with accusations of tribal dogwhistling. One, is that the post has (surprisingly) got more than 100 reposts. If it hadn't, they wouldn't be here. Two, is a more sinister and racist reason. The psyop project of the West in Kenya is to ensure that Kenyans never think beyond identity. So I talk about the Kenyan state and the fact that we were undergoing IMF structural adjustment in both the 1990s and now, but the conversation has to be reduced to tribe. Because the brains of us Africans must not think beyond our individual bodies. And this is our intellectual problem. We Africans are not allowed to see problems as emanating from beyond our borders. That's too much thinking for Africans. That's theory and we're supposed to be "practical." Our brains are not developed enough for that level of thinking. The west has been at this project since 1885 when they sequestered us in tribal reserves and wrote laws preventing our ancestors from leaving their reserves without a kipande. They even said we should not get an education because we must not know anything beyond our reserves except for working for white settlers. The west said the same in 1925 when they brought TVET here, saying we must not get education beyond yes, working for settlers. And they said the same thing in 2018 when they gave us CBC. When we must work not here, but in the Gulf and in the west. We cannot accept that limit unless African thinking is restricted to the identity pathway. It's the social media version of CBC, just with more insults and personal attacks to ensure that anybody who reads the insults shies away from thinking in complex ways. And that's the other thing. These insults are not about me. They are an attack on the audience of my posts. The hope is that anyone who reads the insults will be disoriented and discouraged from thinking in more complex ways. I stopped talking about the presidents a long time ago because I realized our presidents are pawns in a game that's not theirs. This is about imperialism. But no. The goal of the psyops is to keep us thinking that we Africans are too savage to engage in the level of conversation. So these are not just insults against an individual. They are also racist insults meant to limit the African mind. They are doing the work AI but without the same tech.

An organized minority will always triumph over a disorganized majority. The universe rewards order, not noise, chaos and haphazard energy.

Also, the myth that white people benevolently "ended" slavery should die in 2026. There were literally HUNDREDS of slave rebellions and anti-European wars and uprisings across Africa and the New World, to the point where it became physically dangerous to be a slave owner, and white people in slave societies lived in a constant state of terror. Enslaved Africans made the entire business of slavery so dangerous and expensive that the owners of capital began exploring more efficient alternatives provided by new technology, a lot of which was built off the uncredited inventions and genius of enslaved people. This messy, uneven process is what is now called the Industrial Revolution. The idea that there was ever a time when Africans were so passive and pathetic that despite being farmed and traded like animals against their will, some benevolent oyibo "ended" slavery on their behalf, is one of the biggest and most egregious lies ever told. Jean-Jacques Dessalines didn't die making Haiti the world's first postcolonial black republic so that someone could credit his lifetime of military struggle to white people's alleged "benevolence". Let this horrible myth die already.

"Man in military fatigues" is a new one.

On this day Rigathi Gachagua was the Deputy President in full support of the finance bill.

Again I ask; how did a government that takes 40% of your paycheck end up 12 Trillion in debt?

This white imperial water carrier will tweet this with all sage seriousness while his country is part of a military alliance that has at least 50 nuclear missiles permanently pointed at Moscow as part of a Mutually Assured Destruction framework. If you take oyibo's words seriously, na you go lose. Always watch his actions and completely ignore whatever is coming out of his mouth because once an oyibo imperialist's lips start moving, he is already lying.

We have a right to demand for answers from the gov't on the expenditure of our taxes. The gov't does not belong to Ruto & Kipmurkomen only.

NO! We can't accept evil and move on. For if we accept that which is wrong, we can't move on, but we move backwards. To move on, we must challenge that which is wrong. We must stand by our values at whatever cost, knowing very well that justice is the heartbeat of peace. A dead body - one without a heartbeat - cannot be said to be at peace! It is dead!

Wazungu wanafaa sasa waambiwe waache kusema "Kenya hakuna matata". Sai matata ni mingi ata tunaeza wagawia 🤣

The biggest scam in life is paying taxes on the money we make, paying taxes on money we spend, and taxes on things we own, that we already paid taxes on, with already taxed money.

If theres an MP showing hes is or she is with the people,Let them first table a bill on the impeachment of William Ruto. We’ll take it from there. If there isnt then stop wasting our time and fuck Off!

hit Like, leave a brief comment and RP widely to give this post maximum traction.#FriendsofKaruraForest #SaveKarura #KaruraForest #CommunityRights #NatureFirst

@Stay_Hidden0 All MPs and senators must hold a private sector job just like in Singapore.... Legislation must cease being considered a full time job

Ah yes. "Mbona mnashout na ni turn yetu pia sisi ya kufanya police brutality?"

I've never seen a county more in need of a stadium than this one. @WilliamsRuto please announce a stadium in Migori now. People's lives depend on it.

I hate when people say "huyo jamaa anarudi hata tufanye nini" Like wewe at an individual level umefanya nini asirudi? Uko na kura? Like act niggah ..

>Be aurochs, 10,000 BC >Roam the steppes of Anatolia in vast herds >Humans approach. Nervous. >They don't kill you. They bring you grass. >Something strange begins. >Be domesticated cattle, 8,000 BC >Humans shelter you from wolves >You provide milk for their children >Partnership forms. Mutual. Ancient. >Your kind spreads across every continent with theirs. >Be cattle, 3,000 BC >Pull the plough that breaks the first agricultural soil >Humans couldn't have done it without you >Mesopotamia feeds thousands because of your shoulders >Civilisation, technically, runs on ox power >Be cattle, Roman Empire >Armies march on leather boots you provided >Shields made from your hide >Legions fed on your meat >Rome, technically, runs on you >Be cattle, Medieval Britain >The peasant's only source of winter protein >Your tallow lights the candles they read by >Your manure feeds the fields that feed everyone >The feudal economy runs on you >Be cattle, 1800s >Power the industrial revolution's early leather belts and drive shafts >Provide the tallow that lubricates every machine >Your bones make the fertiliser that feeds the growing cities >The industrial world, technically, still runs on you >Be cattle, 1950s >Scientists discover your organs saved millions during wartime >Insulin extracted from your pancreas keeps diabetics alive >Gelatin from your bones holds medicines together >Modern healthcare, technically, runs on you too >Be cattle, 2026 >The world decides your breath is a global threat >The "solution" is a lab-grown burger in a plastic box >The plastic is made from the oil that replaced your tallow >The soil turns to dust because your hooves don't stir it >The humans forget who pulled them out of the mud >You aren't the engine of progress anymore; you're the exhaust. >Be confused.