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@KillaKreww Trump did SNL. youtube.com/shorts/qzWN87P…

Zach Galifianakis calls out comedians who have President Trump or other politicians on their podcasts but don’t challenge them and just “fake laugh,” contrasting it with his Between Two Ferns episodes like the one with Barack Obama 😳👀 He also recalls Hillary Clinton asking him not to bring up the email controversy, so he said he wouldn’t do the episode unless they allowed it

@KillaKreww Zach is the only comedian who can say that, everyone else would be a hypocrite.

@DeanTTraining What are they using to season the beef? Are the cattle treated with growth hormones?

Reminder: McDonald's hamburger patties in the US are made from 100% USDA-inspected beef with no fillers, additives, or preservatives… …and… …they are grilled on a flat-top griddle with no added oil, butter, or fat Patties paired with 1 bun + a Diet Coke = a HEALTHY MEAL

@JackDangerLIVE The human connection is why I stopped making fun of larpers. At least they’re outside interacting with each other face-to-face.

🚨 IMAGINE THIS FOR A SECOND… 🚨 You’re on OnlyFans. You find her. Perfect photos. Perfect voice. Perfect personality. She remembers your name. Your job. That thing you told her two weeks ago at 2AM. She replies fast. She flirts just right. She feels real. You start spending. $50… $100… $500… Because it feels like there’s actually someone on the other side. Now imagine this: There is no “her.” It’s a guy. Sitting behind a laptop. Running AI. ➡️ AI writes every message ➡️ AI generates every photo ➡️ AI sends voice notes that sound human ➡️ A script remembers everything about you She doesn’t sleep. She doesn’t forget. She doesn’t exist. And you’re not talking to a person… You’re talking to a system designed to keep you emotionally hooked and financially draining. 💻 One laptop 🤖 A few AI tools 💰 And suddenly it’s pulling in thousands a month The scariest part? You wouldn’t know the difference. This isn’t some distant future scenario. This is what happens when technology gets just good enough to fake human connection. How many people are already paying for something that isn’t real?

@superd0ne I started following because of the creativity, now it’s just low grade porn. Disappointing, and you no longer stand out.

Guten Morgen

AI 虚拟女友一个月赚4.3万美金！ 我今天看到这个帖子，直接看呆了。 一个21岁的 Austin 大学生，用 AI 造了一个叫 Maya 的 OnlyFans 账号，第一个月就赚了4.3万美元。 问题是——照片里那个女孩，根本不存在。 Maya 22岁，UCF 心理学辍学生，1247个付费订阅者，单月最高一个粉丝就刷了1847美元。 她没有拍视频，没有真人打字，所有消息都是 Claude Code 写的，所有照片是 Flux 生成的，声音是 ElevenLabs 合成的。整个 Maya 只是他 MacBook 里四个 .md 文件。 以前造一个 AI 虚拟网红要花半年甚至一年半，现在只需要4个星期，下一个可能就是一个周末。 作者详细写了 Maya 的四个文件： persona.md 写她完整的人设、背景、喜好； voice.md 锁声音风格； flux.md 固定长相和拍摄风格； brain.md 记录每个订阅者的记忆和互动历史。 Claude Code 每次回复前都会读这四个文件，从不崩人设，也从不忘记粉丝说过什么。 真的很感慨，技术栈已经简单到可怕的地步。 以前的 Aitana López 花了18个月，现在 Maya 4周就跑通了。 这已经不是科幻，而是任何一个有 laptop 的人都能复制的路径——从 OnlyFans 到 Instagram、TikTok、Twitch，随便哪个平台都能套。 AI 让“虚拟人”成本降到了几乎为零，剩下的唯一瓶颈，是你有没有那个 taste 去决定这个虚拟人要成为什么样子。

@MrBeast I still would like to see how people would vote with the color of the buttons swapped.

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

@HardwireMedia I think children would be more likely to push the red button, especially without an adult swaying them.

These red-button reframings only make their case look worse. Of course framing matters. People are programmed not to jump into wood chippers or in front of trains. But in the original Tim Urban framing, a ton of kids would pick blue because it sounds like the brave, obvious “save everyone” choice. They’re not thinking game theory. They’re thinking: help the group, do the right thing, stop the train. So choosing red in that framing is basically abandoning the people most likely to be fooled by the premise, including children. That’s why the framing matters. It can literally create different moral realities. Red voters are chalked.

@44lewdc Women read 50 Shades of Gray in public.

men are so comfortable being literal perverts in public

@elonmusk The lack of gravity/air pressure sucks.

Yes

@Mikerose420AF @Rightanglenews Cattle, got it.

@Joss_N @Rightanglenews Black Angus Farms

A woman bought tenderloin steaks from her local Kroger and, upon further inspection, found that some had the consistency of Play-Doh, being incredibly malleable and able to be squished flat with little to no pressure. I want real food back.

@ba_clyde007 @Rightanglenews Cattle.

@Rightanglenews Do you know how many cows/calf's need to be killed daily just for the US beef consumption? 90,000 to 120,000. Of course they are gonna give us meat with fillers and lab grown cause killing that many daily is not sustainable.

@Mikerose420AF @Rightanglenews What kind of cows does your butcher have, elephant, seal, bovine?

@Rightanglenews BUY FROM YOUR LOCAL BUTCHER! I LITERALLY SEE THE COWS GRAZING THE FIELDS THAT I'M EATING......

@OrwellNGoode Red isn’t opting out, red is also making it harder for blue to survive. Basically push red, stay off the track and make the trolley harder to stop, and more likely to kill people on the track.

@SchaafAmBerg @CharlesMullins2 You’re discrediting yourself with “climate crisis”.

Ich lege mich als Physiker fest: Auch in 100 Jahren wird es keinen kommerziellen Fusionsreaktor geben, der mehr kWh Energie liefert als vorher in ihn investiert wurde. Kernfusion ist ein Forschungsobjekt, das uns bei der Klimakrise NICHT hilft, sondern Steuergelder verbrennt.

@BitcoinSapiens Then demand Auntie Anne lowers the cost of pretzels. Because they can raise the price to whatever people are willing to pay for a pretzel. Raising minimum wage won’t fix any issues. Money will still be dispersed by the same percentages to the same people.

The minimum wage in Pennsylvania is $7.25 an hour. A regular Auntie Anne’s soft pretzel at the mall is $7.29. Imagine telling someone an hour of their time is worth less than a pretzel.

@MarioNawfal That’s the most dystopian thing I’ve seen

🇨🇳 This might be the most futuristic thing you’ll see today: Artificial skylights that use LED panels + nanotechnology to create hyper-realistic blue skies and sunlight in completely windowless rooms. You can even switch from bright midday sun to warm sunset glow with a remote. We’re now simulating the sky indoors because real windows are apparently too much to ask for in dense cities. This is either peak innovation…or lowkey dystopian. You decide.

@RetroMoviesDB Apparently they have lead in them.

Man, I can taste these right now.

@GarbageHuman24 The confederate flag doesn’t mean what you think it means.