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@tam22_ps Pista: fue al monte del destino con Frodo

C'est qui le joueur à côté de Buffon

@kb_Egzon Desde que se separó de Lucas, sé que va a triunfar en la música, Don Andy Parera

Si tu ne connais pas le joueur devant Arbeloa, tu ne connais rien au football.

@gomezdetejada Paraíso!

Si existe el paraíso para un arquitecto en Madrid está en la Librería NAOS.

@pubity Hola, qué tal? Aquí uno de los nuestros! Uno di noi!

Spain is the baldest country in the world, with over 44% of the male population having male pattern baldness according to a recent survey. Here are the top 10 countries with the highest population of men suffering from baldness: 1. 🇪🇸 Spain: 44.50% 2. 🇮🇹 Italy: 44.37% 3. 🇫🇷 France: 44.25% 4. 🇺🇸 United States: 42.68% 5. 🇩🇪 Germany: 41.51% 6. 🇭🇷 Croatia: 41.32% 7. 🇨🇦 Canada: 40.94% 8. 🇨🇿 Czech Republic: 40.90% 9. 🇦🇺 Australia: 40.80% 10. 🇳🇴 Norway: 40.75%

Estáis obsesionados intentando ver maldad donde no la hay. Son amigos, son ex compañeros, ambos son canteranos del Recreativo de Huelva, el decano del fútbol español

@euromaximal Después de todo, no es irónico que la península ibérica parezca el perfil de Donald trump, a.k.a. Jhonny Bravo?

The Iberian peninsula is perhaps the most iconic geographical feature of the planet as seen from space.

@ctmartinelli Sou espanhol mas quero saber se em português é o mesmo que em nossa língua. Por que se a Terra não é plana e é redonda, é chamada de planeta e não de redondeta?

como pode a gente viver numa bola gigante no meio do nada e tá tudo bem

@erickramonh Interesante. En España, más en Andalucía, hay muchos templos con ese tipo de artesonado original. Dejo 2 ejemplos gótico-mudéjar; la capilla del Monasterio de la Rábida y templo de San Jorge Mártir de Palos de la Fra. De donde partieron hacia las indias en 1492. Arq. S.XIV-XV

En el Museo Milarca de Monterrey tienen una colección de 4 techos hispano-árabes muy interesantes.

@PatColon Algún americano atacándote por tu apellido en 3…2…1… Verás! Estos se aferran a lo que sea. Muy buen texto, por cierto!

Me estoy divirtiéndo mucho con los post que me llegan de los Australianos. Están sembrados: .Alright. Let’s talk about this absolute geopolitical shitshow for a second. So picture the scene. You’ve got Spain, right. A normal country. Tapas. Siestas. People arguing about football and drinking wine in the sun. And suddenly they wake up one morning and Donald Trump is on television basically screaming: “IF YOU DON’T HELP ME BOMB IRAN I’M CUTTING OFF TRADE.” Mate… what the fuck is this? Is this foreign policy or a drunk bloke threatening to leave a group chat? And Spain’s Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez comes out and says the Middle East escalation is a “disaster.” Which, by the way, is the most polite European way possible of saying: “THIS IS A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK.” Because Europeans don’t scream like Americans do. They just calmly sip an espresso and go: “Yes… this situation is extremely concerning.” Which translates to: “WHO GAVE THE TODDLER THE NUCLEAR CODES?” Now here’s the bit that makes this whole thing even funnier. Spain said no to letting the U.S. use joint military bases on Spanish soil for the strikes on Iran. And suddenly Donald Trump is like: “FINE. NO TRADE WITH SPAIN.” Mate… that’s not diplomacy. That’s a bloke flipping the Monopoly board because he landed on someone else’s hotel. Can you imagine the conversation in Madrid? Spanish officials sitting around a big table going: “So the Americans want to use our bases to bomb Iran.” And one guy at the back just slowly raises his hand like: “Maybe… we DON’T join the Middle East apocalypse today?” And everyone goes: “Yeah. That sounds reasonable.” Meanwhile Trump is pacing around the Oval Office like a bloke who just lost a bet at the pub. “You guys don’t wanna help bomb Iran? FINE. NO PAELLA FOR YOU. NO OLIVE OIL. NO TOURISTS.” Mate, Spain’s entire national reaction was probably just: “Okay.” Because here’s the reality nobody in Washington seems to understand. The rest of the world is exhausted with this cowboy shit. You bomb someone. Then you threaten someone else. Then you scream at your allies. Then oil prices explode. Then the global economy starts coughing up a lung. And then everyone acts surprised like: “How did this happen?” HOW DID IT HAPPEN? Mate it happened because the global strategy right now looks like it was written on the back of a fucking napkin at a steakhouse. And Spain just looked at the whole thing and went: “Nope.” Which honestly might be the most adult response anyone’s had in this entire mess. Because while Washington is running around lighting geopolitical fireworks, countries like Spain are standing there going: “You realise we have trade routes, energy markets, and 450 million Europeans who would quite like NOT to start World War Three today, yeah?” But of course Trump’s response is: “Cut off trade!” Mate Spain exports $20 billion worth of stuff to the U.S. Wine. Cars. Machinery. Food. You’re gonna cut that off because they wouldn’t let you use their backyard to launch missiles? That’s like threatening to divorce your wife because she won’t lend you the car to rob a bank. “YOU’RE NOT SUPPORTING MY VISION!” Your vision is a fucking felony, mate. And here’s the funniest part. This whole tantrum actually makes Spain look like the only sober bloke at a 3am house party. Everyone else is smashing furniture, lighting fireworks inside, punching holes in the wall. And Spain’s standing in the kitchen holding a glass of water going: “Guys… maybe we should all calm the fuck down.” So yeah. Pedro Sánchez calling this a “disaster” might actually be the most accurate understatement of the decade. Because when the adults in the room start using words like disaster… It usually means the rest of the room is on fire and someone’s trying to fix it with a fucking flamethrower. ~Gman

@alandete Se podría decir que la relación está Rota?

Parte de guerra desde la Casa Blanca. Lo que se ha escenificado en el Despacho Oval es algo más que un reproche puntual: es un golpe directo a la relación bilateral con España y la constatación de una crisis abierta en un vínculo que ya no es estable.

“A Napoleón le encantaba que los extranjeros hablasen mal de Francia.” Frase atribuida a Tomisco.

@EricPBerg @pitlanelando Funny hearing an American mock “colonists.” Most Americans are literally descendants of colonists or people who fled Europe during the World Wars. Those of us who stayed developed a different way of thinking about freedom. More history, less hysteria.

At least Spain is consistent. They didn’t help us take out the Ayatollah just like they didn’t help take out hitler. In fact, what evil has Spain helped remove? I can think of a few they are responsible for (inquisition, conquistadors) but ending? Didn’t they even ally themselves with napoleon for awhile? I even seem to recall they didn’t allow us to fly over them when we hit Libya in the 80’s. Seriously Spain, what the F do you fight for and why should anyone come help you if you ever need it?

as a Spaniard, i'm utterly devastated to hear Trump wants to cut ties with Spain. how will we survive without lectures on freedom from a man who thinks paella needs ketchup? we'll try to cope with universal healthcare and 30 days of paid vacation. thoughts and tapas y'all 🇪🇸

@IbaiLlanos de cuantas onzas es esto? Es real que habrá un combate con estos guantes?

@GlobalStatsX Wtf, y Velázquez???

🇪🇸 Most Famous Spanish People 1. 🇪🇸 Rafael Nadal — Tennis 2. 🇪🇸 Pablo Picasso — Painter 3. 🇪🇸 Penélope Cruz — Actress 4. 🇪🇸 Salvador Dalí — Painter 5. 🇪🇸 Andrés Iniesta — Football 6. 🇪🇸 Fernando Alonso — Formula 1 7. 🇪🇸 Javier Bardem — Actor 8. 🇪🇸 Pau Gasol — Basketball 9. 🇪🇸 Xavi — Football 10. 🇪🇸 Hernán Cortés — Conquistador 11. 🇪🇸 Sergio Busquets — Football 12. 🇪🇸 Antoni Gaudí — Architect 13. 🇪🇸 Carlos Sainz Jr. — Formula 1 14. 🇪🇸 Miguel de Cervantes — Writer 15. 🇪🇸 Juan Ponce de León — Explorer 16. 🇪🇸 Saint Ignatius of Loyola — Religious Leader 17. 🇪🇸 Marc Márquez — MotoGP 18. 🇪🇸 Francisco Goya — Painter 19. 🇪🇸 Plácido Domingo — Opera Singer 20. 🇪🇸 Joan Miró — Painter 📌 Note: This ranking is based on an algorithm that combines various factors, including user votes and global search trends. 📊 Source: TheFamousPeople ✨ Disclaimer: The data used in this ranking is sourced from TheFamousPeople website and does not reflect any personal opinions.

@cafmendez @alejandrocsome Glorieta Emilio Castelar. Es una maravilla.

@alejandrocsome Dónde está eso?

Que cosa hermosa el Edificio Castelar, por favor. El basamento, los retiros, el voladizo, la materialidad, las transparencia y opacidad, como se hacen notar todas la piel exterior, el basamento; me hace mierda.

@alejandrocsome Mi rascacielos favorito, por mucho!

Estos tipos de edificios, que ya tienen 60 años por cierto, son lo que debía ser el movimiento moderno. La expresión de la técnica y la snuevas tecnologías para crear una pieza de su tiempo lista para perdurar.

@LethalCrysis Necesito, YA, + 5 capítulos (al menos) de un documental tuyo entrando en la isla. Gracias!

¿Tráfico de carne de ballena? ¿Cartel inuit de las auroras boreales? No sé cuál será el motivo que se alegará con Groenlandia. ¿O simplemente porque le sale de las narices? Es como ver a un matón de patio de colegio. Qué barbaridad.

@ErrorGramatica @DiccionarioVIP Si lees una palabra sí y una no, te sale: Un llega pueblo viernes; queda días se el.

Solo los más inteligentes podrán responder correctamente

Porcelánico ilimitación ébano efecto brillo, con junta blanca, y luminarias en forma de aros. 🧘‍♂️

His eyes sparkle like the stars in the night sky, his smile can make a woman’s heart skip a beat. He has all the vibes, the rizz, and the charm. He is… the most handsome man in town.