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@JovanTweets

I used to tweet for a living, now I work in Child Protective Services & run Instagram accounts. EIU Alumni

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Jovan 🤔@JovanTweets·
When you give better fucks You get better problems When you get better problems You get a better life
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Black Radioactive Boi 🚂☢
Black Radioactive Boi 🚂☢@TokenOfTheMonth·
Mission trip christians are so funny to me like Jesus always takes them to Costa Rica or Panama or Amazonas but never like East St Louis or West Memphis
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Morph@doctormorphh·
“stay natty!” “just pin roids bro!” ill take the best of both sides and swallow my pinealon capsules with royal jelly while having a 5ml needle filled with pig brains in my rectus femoris if ur on 1 side calling the other side cope its just natural selection doing its thing
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Jovan 🤔@JovanTweets·
@rorynotsorry because you seem very interested in expanding the peptide space and also teaching while doing so. I'm interested in converting some into sublingual drops. Where can I find info on this and also which substances can be converted to it.
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Jovan 🤔@JovanTweets·
@DuffJuice30 I think they're just regurgitating the narrative Joe is pushing. As was also said in this pod, so many people are sheep. Ice is good & I think the issue is this giant push to cut him and E off when he's talking by Joe when he says something he don't like. Trying to sell chaos idk
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DuffJuice@DuffJuice30·
I don’t like really getting into these conversations but fuck it I’ll bite: Can somebody school me on why a good number of y’all #JBP listeners are saying shit like “Joe needs to tell Ice to take a couple Pods off/Ice is ruining the show/Ice this and Ice that…” Obviously I’m a consistent listener and I just got done today’s episode. What exactly is prompting this energy from y’all? In layman’s terms, the fuck did Ice do to piss y’all off? I’m here to listen.
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Jovan 🤔@JovanTweets·
Can't find much about intranasl pinealon in regards to dosing etc. Also I've only found one legitimate company offering them for a fair price; everychem. Interested in any other suggestions or information.
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Jovan 🤔@JovanTweets·
@certifiedsauce1 @rorynotsorry Can you elaborate on pins and needle feeling. My hair follicles on areas like my legs have felt off like super sensitive for weeks and only change is been on reta for a like 6 weeks.
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Bravo-1@certifiedsauce1·
@rorynotsorry Literally freezing rn. Didn’t know if this was a thing 😂 the pins and needles feeling in the skin too
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Rory Not Sorry@rorynotsorry·
I got the Reta chills again. Sort of missed them.
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Jovan 🤔@JovanTweets·
@0xexpt Where will this be purchasable at? Would like a better priced pinealon capsule vs the 120$ yourprotocol brand. They're way over priced and I can't find a different capsule supplier.
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exp@0xexpt·
Anyone wants to guess how much it will cost, per bottle, to get 1000 bottles of oral Epitalon, 3mg pills, 30 ct?
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Jovan 🤔@JovanTweets·
@pr1nt1ngs @BasedBiohacker I have pretty severe adhd, and so I'm sure something is better than caffeine and bromontane that I've been using
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BasedBiohacker@BasedBiohacker·
if you don't think modafinil/ bromantane/ noopept etc. work... you are a drug addict chasing a high, not an ambitious mf seeking results. the truthpill is that the reason modafinil, for example, is so fucking great is because it doesn't create euphoria. zero fake productivity, just smooth energy and focus for real results. sober thoughts, just 10x'd
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around 50% of the hype around stimulants concerning productivity comes from how they make u feel like u did more than you actually did, take this into consideration before you get one-shotted by them and give yourself immense neuro-inflammation

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𓆩♡𓆪@fairyprxncess·
First word that comes to mind when you see this cake?
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Wholesome Side of 𝕏@itsme_urstruly·
Looking back, is there anything you started doing that lifted your mental health more than you ever expected, to the point you wish you’d figured it out sooner?
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Jovan 🤔@JovanTweets·
@SaniOSRS @OwnerEmeritus My reference to you being a lower tiered streamer/YouTube was because of obvious fear of being canceled over acknowledgement of the evil of Netanyahu.
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Jovan 🤔@JovanTweets·
@SaniOSRS @OwnerEmeritus No where in my tweet did I say you was jealous, I said you was refusing to acknowledge validity within statements about Netanyahu
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Sani | Turmoil Megarare@SaniOSRS·
KempQ is on a Theoatrix level schizophrenic crash out right now. Actually generational stuff going on, so glad everyone else can see that dudes a retard
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Libriscent@libriscent·
ADHDer's dream job: Being a Professional Idea Generator. Giving Unlimited ideas with absolutely no responsibility for implementation.
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Jovan 🤔@JovanTweets·
@SaniOSRS @OwnerEmeritus Well Netanyahu is evil and does hate America... So it's not too far-fetched. I understand your fear to acknowledge due to being a lower tier streamer/youtuber though
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Jovan 🤔@JovanTweets·
@TS_Secrets So with this theory, if I did this, I then have the 2 payments and can write off the interest payment for the heloc in state taxes? And for heloc the first 10years is interest only. Which then means I get all my initial payments back but still have to pay it all back one day.
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I just found out about the HELOC hack to pay off your mortgage in 5 years. Why isn't everyone talking about this?!! $2,528 per month. $303,000 paid in 10 years. $340,000 still owed. That’s the math of a $400k mortgage at 6.5%. Most homeowners never run the numbers. They just follow the payment schedule. But mortgages are structured so: Early payments = mostly interest Later payments = mostly principal The bank collects interest first. This is why reducing principal early changes everything. Example: Mortgage balance → $400k HELOC available → $150k Send $150k to principal. Mortgage instantly becomes $250k. Your payment stays the same. But now the interest calculation is dramatically lower. Same payment. Completely different math.
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Jovan 🤔@JovanTweets·
@HansAmato So are you saying that you don't believe in stimulants as a treatment at all, or that it's important to get your gut healthy. I don't take stimulants, but my gut is healthy, and I can't focus also I have aspergers along with adhd. I'm just rawdogging it currently with caffeine.
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Hans Amato@HansAmato·
I was prescribed Adderall for 3 years because my doctor said I had ADHD Never had ADHD. Not even close What I had was chronic gut inflammation suppressing dopamine production so severely that my brain couldn't focus, prioritize, or follow a conversation for more than 30 seconds No one tested my gut. No one checked inflammatory markers. No one measured a single neurotransmitter precursor. I sat in a chair for 15 minutes, described my symptoms, and walked out with a Schedule II stimulant Adderall worked. Of course it worked. You're force-feeding dopamine to a brain that can't make its own. That's not treatment. That's a chemical crutch that masks the reason your brain stopped producing it in the first place 3 years later I was 22 lbs lighter, grinding my teeth in my sleep, heart rate resting at 88, and still couldn't function without it. Tried to quit twice. Both times I collapsed back into the fog within 72 hours and thought "I guess I really do need this" Then I ran a full gut panel on my own. Endotoxin through the roof. Zonulin elevated. Bacterial overgrowth. Inflammatory cytokines jacking up IDO activity which was diverting tryptophan away from serotonin and dopamine into kynurenine My brain wasn't broken. My gut was poisoning it and my doctor never looked Repaired the barrier. Cleared the overgrowth. Ate enough actual food. Within 8 weeks the focus came back without the pill. Heart rate dropped. Weight stabilized. No teeth grinding. No crashes 6.4 million American adults are on Adderall right now. How many of them had a single gut marker tested before the prescription? How many had their inflammation checked? Almost none. Because a 15-minute symptom checklist is billable and a root cause investigation isn't If you're on a stimulant and you also deal with bloating, fatigue, or brain fog that the stimulant only partially fixes, your brain might not be the problem. Your gut might be destroying the chemistry your brain needs to function Mine was. For 3 years. And I'm far from the only one
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