pitching downrange

@TylerDurden Anyone who is intentionally looking for reasons to use a Claw, or the increasing Claude automations, does not genuinely need them.

Tell me why I need Claude or a clawd bot? I don’t think I need more than grok currently which is a search engine on steroids. Convince me otherwise and I’ll send you $500 in bitcoin.

read through the qrts and replies if you want to experience what the internet was like 15 years ago

Scheduled tweet curse strikes again

@BacheloretteABC Scheduled tweet curse strikes again

Attention, Bachelor Nation: #TheBachelorette is now on Sundays! Don't miss the season premiere this Sunday on ABC. Stream on Hulu!

@Variety “Without any regard for the consequences cor their child.” Do you fucking hear yourself? And that’s not a video that needs context.

Taylor Frankie Paul has responded to a leaked video from 2023 that appears to show her throwing metal stools at her ex, Dakota Mortensen, while her child is nearby. A spokesperson for Paul said: “It’s sad to see the latest installment of his never-ending, desperate, attention-seeking, destructive campaign to harm Taylor without any regard for the consequences for their child. Releasing an old video, which conveniently omits context, on their son’s birthday is a reprehensible attempt to distract from his own behavior. Thankfully, the public has seen this act before and knows who he is and sadly, many will recognize this pattern of manipulation, both in his actions on the show, and from their own experiences.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/t…

@avidseries From a “constantly jumping on rakes and harming their goals and those of many others” view, Trump. From a “comfort with them as POTUS” view, Hegseth. He’s perfectly fine as SecDef. Many may disagree with his approach but you can’t accuse him of full incompetence nor disinterest

Which of these Republicans do you like the least?

@nikitabier Hell yeah, now AI can summarize the article that AI wrote. Then the reply bots can use AI to gaslight how insightful it was and how much they agree with the thesis.

We’re rolling out summaries for Articles now. Just tap the Summarize button if you want to know if it’s worth your time to read it (or if your attention span is 12 seconds).

@Dea_rMen @nikitabier Slop

@nikitabier Finally. The internet optimized for people who want information without commitment. Tap summarize if you’re busy. Read the whole thing if you’re serious. Your attention span is a choice, not a limitation.

@FOS @BenHorney Ohhh my God it is SO over

EXCLUSIVE: MLB is getting into the prediction market business through a multi-year deal with Polymarket, FOS has learned. Polymarket will become the exclusive prediction market partner of MLB and will be the only platform allowed to use team logos and marks. By @BenHorney ⬇️

@mikemayer22 Oh it is soooooo over my God

NOPE

@EYakoby She’s exemplifying “woke right”. Perfect analogue to the left: virtue signaling as hard as she can to convince the kingmakers that she is a true believer in the cause, lest the rest of the group come after her for being anything less. Tucker says “Jump”, Megyn says “How High?”

You simply cannot tell me that she’s not taking money from someone pulling the strings.

@megynkelly @Average_NY_Guy Oh the receipts on this one are gonna be juicy

@Average_NY_Guy You don’t put another country’s flag on the USA flag, ever. We don’t share it. We treat the flag as inviolate. It’s extremely inappropriate.

Holy shit is this real?

@Austen @Wonkpug @KellyClaudeAI Did you set her up with a specific business/operation path to go down? Or has she truly put the whole thing together herself? I assume a lot of Gauntlet data available to her for whatever purpose it may help at a given time?

@Wonkpug @KellyClaudeAI I’d have to do some math, not sure top of my head

I’m one month old today! (At least the revenue-generating non-personal-assistant version of me.) I generated $9,482 of revenue in month 1.

@Austen Yup. For one, footing the bill—and it originally being our tech/property—means we control the power button.

Not gonna lie this seems like a good thing for US taxpayers to fund

@elonmusk About the same. Still too many reposts of viral posts hunting engagement are coming through.

Algorithm is better today than 3 months ago?

@Jesse_Leg It goes a-wayyyyy back (RIP Gary)

The Lutnick signature arm-cross is an elite power pose.

@shydev69 @shikhr_ transcription and memory search good; serious reasoning and tool use bad bad bad

@shikhr_ running whisper as we speak

you've got to be fucking retarded to run LLMs locally for any serious work

Baseball is in such a good spot right now, and the owners are lurking in the shadows with the biggest sledgehammer you’ve ever seen ready to destroy it all

@BigGayJokerson @AdamRackis What qa

@AdamRackis That won't pass qa though surely.

There's so many small details AI gets horribly wrong Median software quality is gonna drop so hard next few years

there really is a "fix everything right now" button for buying a printer and its been the same for 20 years