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@ceepomerry Tomorrow na beans

This porridge yam wey NYSC dey cook. Are they aware na plastic spoon we dey use chop am? 😩💔

@AirtelNigeria how do I rollover my data.

@tiny_tomii I can't even choose 😭 my two hot men 🥵🥵🥵

Battle of the deep voices 😁😁 Who takes the crown? Uhm Tae-goo VS Lee Soo-hyuk

Hi guys!!🥹 I’ll be starting a weekly Kdrama Space this Sunday. We’ll gist about ongoing dramas, drop hot takes, react, and just vibe 😭 🕗 8PM–10PM Feel free to join in or just listen. Thank you🤭💜

@AirtelNigeria why is this transaction not reflecting on my airtime balance. Not like I'm owing you guys.. please look into this @AirtelNigeria

@MitchellOrjiude Everyone is fighting for their pocket

Atiku doesn’t realize that if he steps back and openly supports Peter Obi, it would be more honorable to Nigerians than becoming president himself. He should just be the kingmaker, that’s just his job there in ADC. As it stands, well-meaning Nigerians would appreciate and have him in their good hearts if he does this. But no, he is a greedy man who still wants to be president despite trying and failing several times.

The day before he killed himself, Hitler tested his cyanide pills on his dog. The dog died in seconds. By April 1945, Hitler was hiding 8 meters underground in a concrete bunker beneath Berlin. The Soviet army was 500 meters from his door. He was 56. After years of drug injections from his personal doctor, his left hand shook so badly he could barely sign his name. He had not seen daylight in 105 days. April 20 was his birthday. He went up to the garden behind his headquarters and handed medals to boys from the Hitler Youth who were fighting Soviet tanks. It was the last time he saw the sun. April 28: Hitler had Eva Braun's brother-in-law Hermann Fegelein, an SS general, shot in the garden for trying to flee Berlin in regular clothes. April 29, just after midnight: Hitler married his longtime girlfriend Eva Braun. The ceremony was 10 minutes. She started writing her old last name on the marriage certificate, caught herself, and wrote "Hitler" instead. They served champagne afterward. Later that afternoon, Hitler dictated his will. Then his doctor tested a cyanide pill on his German Shepherd Blondi. Her puppies were shot afterward. April 30 at 3:30 PM: Hitler bit into a cyanide pill and shot himself in the right temple. Eva took cyanide alone, sitting next to him on the couch. Their bodies were carried up to the garden, soaked with 200 liters of gasoline (about 4 full car tanks), and set on fire. Soviet soldiers captured the parliament building that same afternoon, 500 meters away. The next day, Hitler's propaganda chief Joseph Goebbels and his wife Magda poisoned their 6 children in the bunker. Then they walked outside and killed themselves too. Berlin surrendered 48 hours later. Germany followed within a week. A man who had ruled Germany for 12 years died in a concrete box with his wife of 40 hours and the ashes of his dog.

My daughter married a Korean man when she was 21. She hasn't been home for twelve years, but every year, she sends $100,000. This Christmas, I decided to visit her in secret. When I opened the door to her house… I froze in my tracks. I’ll never forget that morning, holding

@Brightgoldenboy Autopsy? When we all saw him got shot

His body is at the mortuary and the family have been told that whenever they want to see it, they will be allowed to. However its a case of suspected murder, so autopsy is compulsory and the family also agreed to this. Thank you

@MitchellOrjiude Boss

We mount 😎

as a former baby i want to be aborted

It's always DELTA STATE. 🤦🤦🤦

@PoliceNG We want public execution. What happened to that innocent guy is so heartbreaking. Please stop withholding their names. The police are a force that should protect not kill us. 😩💔

FORCE LEADERSHIP ORDERS DISMISSAL,PROSECUTION OF OFFICERS INVOLVED IN EFFURUN SHOOTING The Nigeria Police Force hereby provides an update on the disciplinary actions taken following the fatal shooting incident of 26th April 2026 in Effurun, Delta State, which resulted in the death of Mr Mene Ogidi. Sequel to the earlier directive of the Inspector-General of Police, IGP Olatunji Rilwan Disu, psc(+), NPM, all officers connected to the incident were immediately withdrawn from the Delta State Command and transferred to Force Headquarters, Abuja, where they were subjected to expedited disciplinary proceedings. The Force Disciplinary Committee (FDC), alongside other internal disciplinary processes, has concluded its review. Findings established unequivocally that the principal officer, ASP Nuhu Usman, acted in gross violation of Force Order 237 and other extant regulations governing the use of firearms. His actions were unlawful, unprofessional, and a clear betrayal of the oath to protect life and uphold the law. Consequently, the FDC has recommended the immediate dismissal of ASP Nuhu Usman and other officers found culpable. The Inspector-General of Police has approved the recommendations and forwarded same to the Police Service Commission for ratification in line with due process. Upon completion of the administrative procedures, the affected officers will be handed over to the appropriate judicial authorities for prosecution for their roles in the extrajudicial shooting. The Inspector-General of Police reiterates, in the strongest terms, that the Nigeria Police Force maintains a zero-tolerance stance on extra-judicial actions and abuse of power. No uniform confers the right to take life outside the provisions of the law. Any officer who violates this fundamental principle will face the full weight of disciplinary and legal consequences. The IGP extends his deepest and most solemn condolences to the family of the deceased, Mr Mene Ogidi. He acknowledges the pain and loss suffered and assures the family that this tragic incident will not be treated lightly. The Force is fully committed to ensuring that justice is not only served but seen to be served, in a manner that reinforces public confidence and institutional accountability. Members of the public are urged to remain calm and law-abiding, as the Nigeria Police Force remains steadfast in its commitment to discipline, professionalism, and the protection of the rights and dignity of all citizens while ensuring accountability at all levels. DCP ANTHONY OKON PLACID, psc(+), mni
Force Public Relations Officer
Force Headquarters, Abuja
29th April 2026

POLICE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND! POLICE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND! POLICE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND! POLICE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND! POLICE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND! POLICE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND! POLICE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND!

It’s crazy how fast everyone forgot 'Epstein Files' Here are some of the horrific videos and photos from Epstein files. Thread 🧵 1.

Dear NYSC, my money don finish 😭😭😭

THE THINGS I DON’T DEBATE WITH MEN : 1. Abortiôn 2. Breastfeeding 3. Menstruation 4. Female body hair 5. Birth Control 6. Access to feminine hygiene products Because NONE of those involve the male body and therefore don't create any valid MALE OPINIONS

List of things I would rather be called than “Wife material” 1. Witch 2. Feminists 3. Old cat lady 4. Witch 5. Evil 6. Wicked woman 7. Evil wicked woman 8. Wicked witch 9.Bitter feminist 10. Misandrist 11. Single and alone 12. Cat lady 13. Witch 14. Wicked witch 15. Witch

NYSC check 101 1. Participated in parade ❌ 2. Missed social activities ❌ 3. Slept during SAED Class✅ 4. Cried in camp ✅ 5. Went to the clinic ✅ 6. Ate at Mami (Unregulated food)✅ 7. Collected kitchen food (Regulated food)✅ 8. Punished 4 being late ❌ 9. Made new friends✅

Sending mails to my company ‘reporting’ me for saying I won’t hire APC supporters is diabolical sha. I can see your mail , and I am THE BOSS .