Joy

New/current account- @shanianottwain2 If anyone wants to follow

An 18-year-old boy died when doctors tried to create a vagina for him using part of his colon. His colon was used because puberty blockers stopped growth of his genitals, which meant there wasn’t enough tissue to do the penile inversion surgery. thepostmillennial.com/trans-teen-die…

@rcisfine I hâte when they call their kids “crotch goblins” or caption posts with “birth control reminder” like shut up, also @JoyProlife is my new account

@Milesprocruce Also this is me after 6 months of no sunshine so give me time to get a tan

@Milesprocruce Considering the actress who played Jasmine in the live action is Indian, yes

@nicolita_d I’m scared because I saw a girl rip her eyelashes out once with them

Ladies, opinion on eyelash curlers?

@SupremeCrusader @JohnathonWillow Exactly

@shanianottwain2 @JohnathonWillow You do. I'm sure they are safer pets than pit bulls.

@funkycatholicus Thank you

@shanianottwain2 Guapa

@SupremeCrusader I was just telling @JohnathonWillow yesterday that I need a pet tiger

@shanianottwain2 I was half expecting your pet tiger to walk by.

When you ask a guy out on a date and he replies with basically asking you to define date. 🤦‍♀️ I've said it once and I'll say it again: men are stupid. I love you, you're great. But you're stupid. 😅

Canadian Broadcasting Corp said they’re “less than 70% government-funded”, so we corrected the label

Women only want one thing, and it’s the complete Clothbound Classics Penguin collection.

@DrSparklesss It’s the plot of Pride and prejudice

My sister eloped with my my ex boyfriend who also tried to marry my husband’s sister just for her inheritance

@altnatolivia @mrssockgoblin Wait, joy is my new account

@PapistMelli Congratulations!!

@rcisfine Idk how to tell you this but you might be living with one

@iamhenriiii When I told my childhood BFF that I was changing my major, she thought I was joking, she didn’t take me seriously till after my first semester because math and accounting was never on my radar

@shanianottwain2 If I wanted to. I wanted to be a "scientist" as a kid, a computer scientist as a teen about to go into uni and now I am studying for a Clinical Laboratory Science degree.

Teacher, Vet, Journalist,

Activist wife 🤝husband who supports her

The fact that I can’t attend the March for Life this year in Ottawa because I’m working is oppression