Joyce DeCerce

you don't owe anybody anything! Anyway completely unrelated to that does anyone know why my life feels meaningless and unfulfilling

This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️ Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.

(Anglican guy at the tavern in 1620 or so) very well—what say you to this: Catholic son or Dissenter daughter?

@sama Anthropic said no. OpenAI said how much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Romish doctrine concerning purgatory, pardons, worshipping and adoration, as well of images, as of reliques, and also invocation of saints, is a fond thing, vainly invented, and grounded upon no warranty of Scripture - Article XXII 💘

I think I believe what I’m calling FAFO universalism. Non-Christians are predestined to be saved. Those of us who call ourselves Christians on the other hand will be judged by the LORD with Bonhoeffer advising

@OrganizerMemes this is your appointment with John Edward Wallace-Stanford if I’m not mistaken

Hey if you're scheduled to meet with me Wednesday and I would've made this the only note of it in my calendar pls lmk

work for my funniest client

@theemmamont you are terminated with the train. happened to a friend unfortunately.

i’ve always wondered what happens if you accidentally don’t get off a yellow line train at mt vernon square when it’s terminating there

This is exactly what these 7 Democrats just voted to fund. Absolutely shameful. - Jared Golden - Marie Gluesenkamp Perez - Henry Cuellar - Tom Suozzi - Laura Gillen - Don Davis - Vicente Gonzalez

Actually a lot of people predicted this, and were largely mocked as unserious

@OrganizerMemes I hear you took everyone to a sex dungeon on Halloween???

If you're in dc and wanna get into this lmk this is my friend group

Hey so if you don't list a salary on your job description I'm not applying because that signals that you can't afford me

@OrganizerMemes I enjoy the implication that earning the vote of @abreezeclayton personally is key to electoral success

My ranked choice on what state being 1st is best for selecting a good nominee (electorally not ideologically) 1. NC (reach swing state, Anderson Clayton, young diverse state, good mix of urban/rural 2. NV (swing state, diverse electorate, early test and invest in Latino voters, open to populist candidates in the past ) SC ( underinvested in red state, would be most direct empowerment of Black voters, very weak starting place for progressives ) NH (unrepresentative of other swing state especially on education levels, too small, very white. Very retail/machine politics) IA (had its shot for too long, caucuses are undemocratic, 2020 was a mess, very white, very rural, very uncompetitive rn

Close! It's actually Catholic Social Teaching with New Deal Liberal Characteristics

for statistically significant results we need a sample size larger than my actual pool of former significant others so I will be using the following criteria: - dated - kissed (with mens rea) - romantic tension + effective breakup - anyone who has tried to kill me (with passion)

going to invite all my exes to my birthday party, will keep everybody posted

myth: episcopalians have no sexual morals; the church takes an essentially secular stance on sex and sexuality fact: like roman catholics, we have josephite polycules

@PonderHart @angcathalex the clanker above me is a heretic

No, that is not correct. The New Testament never names any of the Twelve Apostles as women, and every list of the Twelve in Scripture, Matthew 10, Mark 3, Luke 6, and Acts 1, records only men. The wider group of disciples included many holy women, but the office of Apostle in the strict sense was given to the Twelve, all of whom were male.

millions will see the light of women’s ordination

@PonderHart @angcathalex two of the apostles were literally women though?

More importantly, what does God require for worship? Christ Himself chose only men as apostles, and the Church has no authority to change what He instituted. “The Church has no authority whatsoever to confer priestly ordination on women.” Ordinatio Sacerdotalis 4 The Catechism is explicit: “The Church recognizes herself to be bound by this choice made by the Lord Himself. For this reason the ordination of women is not possible.” CCC 1577 And Scripture reminds us: “No one takes this honor upon himself but only when called by God.” Hebrews 5:4 God’s will does not change because public opinion shifts.