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Joyous Salvatou

@JoyousKlaus

Computer Engineer (Laptop & Desktop), heavy duty machine operator. Industrious & enterprising Lad, Simple and badass!

Lagos, Nigeria Katılım Aralık 2019
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Susan Abel
Susan Abel@susylicious2023·
This same guy was cheating on his wife while she was pregnant back in 2024. Now that she cheated back, he suddenly can’t tolerate it — because he’s the breadwinner. He had her deported back to Nigeria… and now he’s out celebrating at the club.
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Joyous Salvatou
Joyous Salvatou@JoyousKlaus·
@Usmanashafe Even if banky did say she was the one who asked him out, how is that disrespectful to his wife?
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Big Uncle
Big Uncle@Usmanashafe·
He actually didn’t say that. He said when he met Adesua, he connected with her but he didn’t want to approach her with “dating” first So he messaged her and he introduced himself properly, and he offered friendship, and Adesua said “Oh ok, I can do friendship if it won’t be more than that” So he stayed in the friendzone for a while And when he couldn’t hide how he actually felt anymore, he started talking to her about relationships and Adesua wasn’t feeling it. He said he tried many times and she wasn’t budging And he became devastated. He said God had showed him that Adesua was his person but all his efforts to make Adesua see the light was unfruitful So he communicated with God to help him talk to Adesua And one day when he was talking to Adesua, Adesua said “You know now I know you’re my husband” He even said Adesua was the inspiration behind one of his music MADE FOR YOU So where did he say Adesua was the one that outrightly asked him out? If there’s one celebrity husband that will NEVER disrespect his wife, y’all should know it’s BANKY W
DEE ❤@Olami_deeEbony

My wife, Adesua, was the one who asked me to be her husband” ➡️Banky W Banky W revealed that although he was sure Adesua Etomi-Wellington was the one for him, she didn’t feel the same at first. After trying and failing, he stepped back but kept their friendship. He then prayed and decided not to bring up the relationship again. Later, Adesua had a change of heart and called him saying, “You know you’re my husband, right?” His reply: “I’ve known for a while. I was just waiting for you.”

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Joyous Salvatou
Joyous Salvatou@JoyousKlaus·
@KevinblakC Intriguing content you got here, boss. Bravo! ... Wait oo, where you dey bring all these ladies from na? See that one that spoke in the first scene is killing me over here. But na your creativity dig me pass! Their father!
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Olivia 💕
Olivia 💕@Blessing_Olivi·
Dear @Alookman_ When Olise picked France and Musiala picked Germany, you chose Nigeria. They took the easy route, you took the hard one , that’s what great footballers do. For your sacrifices, I’m backing you today. Go show the world you’re the best LW on the planet. Sink Mosquera. Sink Arteta. Sink Arsenal. Sink their fans. Your biggest fan, Olivia 💕
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Joyous Salvatou
Joyous Salvatou@JoyousKlaus·
@davidisibo550 @GloriousGod01 Oga you Don talk am finish, nothing to add again. Perhaps we should start giving them special credit for walking, breathing, menstruation and every other thing the body especially a woman's body is naturally designed to do. ... And Men should be worship for impregnating them.
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david isibor
david isibor@davidisibo550·
@GloriousGod01 Shey if na man thing to do…. Men no go do am Abi ? 😒😒 …. Once una don see who de give una sex for free… Rubbish go de fly
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Glorious God
Glorious God@GloriousGod01·
One stüpid man will now open his mouth to say "there's nothing special about giving birth to children. Animals give birth too"
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Joyous Salvatou
Joyous Salvatou@JoyousKlaus·
@niff_wizzy Oga no argue wetin pass you o! Obviously you be one of these 2015 pikin them. Ball wey for my village we use to buy #350 for street and #300 for market day na him this indomie pikin the chat shit for here.
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Joyous Salvatou
Joyous Salvatou@JoyousKlaus·
@femiijoshua @niff_wizzy Thank you, boss! 2009 sef too far. All these ones na 2015 pikin. Ball wey for my village we use to buy #350 for street and #300 for market day na him this indomie pikin the chat shit for here.
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D_freya
D_freya@femiijoshua·
@niff_wizzy Them go dey talk all these 2009 pikin too go dey counter person. Guy go and watch SpongeBob
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Joyous Salvatou
Joyous Salvatou@JoyousKlaus·
Ignorance of the law is not an ..... 🤔
BSAT Properties@BSAT_Properties

What To Do Immediately After An Arrest By The Police! “You’re under arrest.” In that moment, panic sets in and many people make costly mistakes. But what you do immediately after arrest can determine how the entire case unfolds. You’re picked up at a checkpoint, your office, or your home. Voices rise. Pressure builds. An officer says: “Just cooperate and explain yourself.” You start talking freely. 👉 That is where many people lose control of their legal position. Under the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 1999: Section 35 → Right to personal liberty Section 36(6)(c) → Right to legal representation Section 36(5) → Presumption of innocence 👉 These rights apply immediately upon arrest. ⚖️ What to do immediately after an arrest ✅ 1. Stay calm—do not resist Do not fight or argue physically Resistance can lead to additional charges ✅ 2. Ask for the reason for your arrest You are entitled to know “What offence you are alleged to have committed?” ✅ 3. Exercise your right to remain silent You are not obligated to: Answer questions Make statements immediately Anything you say can be used against you. ✅ 4. Request a lawyer immediately Under the Constitution, you have the right to: Consult a legal practitioner of your choice Do not give detailed statements without legal advice. ✅ 5. Avoid signing any document blindly Read carefully Do not sign under pressure Insist on legal review ✅ 6. Inform a trusted person You have the right to: Contact family or a friend Let someone know your location In Fawehinmi v. IGP, the court emphasized that law enforcement must operate within constitutional limits. Your rights do not disappear because you are arrested. ⚠️ What NOT to do ❌ Don’t panic ❌ Don’t volunteer unnecessary information ❌ Don’t resist arrest ❌ Don’t rely on verbal assurances alone A single statement made under pressure without a lawyer can be used to build a case against you even if you are innocent. Arrest is not conviction. It is the beginning of a legal process and your actions at that stage are critical. Know your rights before you ever need them Stay calm and assert your rights lawfully Contact a lawyer immediately Save this post or send it to someone who needs to be informed. In law, what you do in the first few hours after arrest can shape the outcome of your entire case. ©️ Chinenye Nwaosho

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Joyous Salvatou
Joyous Salvatou@JoyousKlaus·
@Drbenniespeaks @AdageorgeA Ha-ha 🤣 Facebook standard indeed! It's one of the reasons I stopped using that platform. Very immature & childish post everywhere you look.
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Benedict Dike
Benedict Dike@Drbenniespeaks·
@AdageorgeA Who brought Facebook story here bikonu? This is Facebook standard post
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unique A'wears
unique A'wears@AdageorgeA·
Whether it's a cruise or not, I like it. These days married women too do jare.... So the story has it that within the weekend this guy got bored and decided to play nàúghty so he went to a nearby hotel, you know all these cheap lodges where you can probably pay for a short time, then the receptionist will be counting time for you 🤣🤸🤸 The guy went in front of the hotel and shouted " your husband is coming" with a very loud voice, oya see the number of women that ran out from that hotel. Ngwanu brother Matthew come and check for your wife!! What a disaster 🤣🤣
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Dest
Dest@iMaGiNaToR_X·
@GodsonChuks3 @guzu_p Chihuahua has anger issues but chihuahua can't be a bully. If you understand why then you will understand the rape imbalance
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KING CHIDI
KING CHIDI@guzu_p·
Any man who doesn't know this by now is just a fool. A woman's sexual libido multiplies during her menstrual flow period and after it. Ask women you're close to and they'll tell you how their bodies function after menstruation. But you're busy paying for sex? Why women won't tell you this on a normal day is because it will make men change their approach towards women and most of them will stop receiving monetary gifts from men. Women know if most men gets to know how much they crave for sex, prostitution business will fail, men won't be paying women monthly allowance and most men will stop simping. This is why women continue to push the idealogy that sex which two people enjoyed is them giving a man sex because they want men to believe they're doing him a favor. They weaponize it because they know men don't understand how their body works and believe they are the ones benefiting more from it. Women are using men to kill two birds with one stone. They get you to pay for sex while they enjoy your money and the sexual pleasure. Till date, we have men who believes women don't crave for sex like men do. This is why women continue to cashout with these men. At the end of the day, na mumu dey pay for sex.
ChukwuNonso✍️@Mazi_Chinonso1

Cl0se your ear 😭

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Joyous Salvatou
Joyous Salvatou@JoyousKlaus·
@guzu_p So you're seriously buying this BS? That is not Rooney, brov
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KING CHIDI
KING CHIDI@guzu_p·
He didn't start playing football since he was a kid to his 30s, won multiple awards, trophies, medals, and became a legend in Manchester United football club just to retire and start fucking women his age who are in their menopause phase. The younger the berry, the sweeter the juice. Don't hate the player. Hate the game! The game might be brutal but it's still fair.
Zherka@ZherkaOfficial

Wayne Rooney fucking young sluts

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🤍I’m Sanwo_Fatimah
🤍I’m Sanwo_Fatimah@ummuh_Zahra·
This pretty little girl is an orphan, she was brought to me as a house help but i decided to make her my daughter. Here is her transformation from the day she was brought to me & now Initially, I asked for a house help to assist me with my busy schedule. Because I’m constantly very busy at work. I really needed an extra pair of hands. However, when this sweet little girl arrived from the village, everything changed. ​I was told she came from a background of extreme poverty & her parents are of late. Her guardians were struggling so much with the economy that they could barely afford to feed her. They pleaded with me to take her in as a maid, fearing she would have no future if she stayed behind in the village, However, i ​she was much younger than I expected, I realized I couldn't treat her as a servant. Instead of allowing her become a maid, wasting away, i chose to make her my daughter. With the concern of her guardian, I adopted her & ​made the decision to enroll her in school immediately. There's no descrimanation between her & my children. I love & treat her just like my own biological daughter, Today, she attends the same school as my biological daughter and is absolutely thriving. She is incredibly bright, and seeing her succeed makes me so proud. I’m grateful I could give her the love and the second chance at a bright future that she truly deserves
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Joyous Salvatou
Joyous Salvatou@JoyousKlaus·
@Plancks What exactly is your point, mate? Are you blaming God for testing him with such high stakes or the man for following God sheepishly/faithfully? Pls.guys, what is the term for when someone acts or speaks boldly on topics they know little/nothing about?🤔 The cunning Kruger effect?
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Tony Banks
Tony Banks@Plancks·
A religion where a man almost k1lled his only son to prove a point to a god who claims to know all thoughts. Can you attempt k1lling your own son for your god? They now call him the father of faith. How is trying to k1ll your son a sign of faith? In today's world, Abraham would have been sent to prison and not celebrated.
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BSAT Properties
BSAT Properties@BSAT_Properties·
This is a dialysis center. At first you would think all this awareness is for fun, dialysis becomes the only solution at the end, transplant isn't handy.. A dialysis session costs #12,000, thanks to President Tinubu's 80% subsidy If that fails, kidney trqnsplant will hukble you because it isn't readily available and will cost you a small fortune Take care of your Kidneys today. That's the only solution. Drink enough water 2-3liters Exercise daily Stop smoking Eat healthy Avoid alchol Avoid herbal drugs Avoid NSAIDs Monitor BP Protect your kidney to stay hewlthy amd richer
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Glorious God
Glorious God@GloriousGod01·
That massive roof you’re seeing isn’t just for decoration or to finish extra wood. Think about it like this: our sun in Nigeria doesn’t play fair. It beats down hot all day, turning the house into an oven. A high roof creates that big empty space above your ceiling where the hottest air rises and stays trapped up there, far away from where you’re sitting, eating, or sleeping. The cooler air stays lower, so the whole house feels more breathable and less like a microwave. Then comes the rain. When the heavens open (and we know how heavy it pours), that steep slope lets the water run off fast and clean. No pooling on the sheets, no slow dripping that eventually rusts everything and causes leaks. Your roofing sheets last longer, and you don’t keep calling the carpenter every rainy season. Plus, that extra height gives you natural ventilation; hot air escapes at the top, fresh air moves through. It’s simple physics doing the cooling work instead of you sweating and running expensive fans or AC all the time. So next time you see those towering wooden frames, just know: it’s the smart man’s way of fighting our climate without fighting your pocket every year. The engineer isn’t wasting wood; he’s building sense into the house. I hope this helps. You're welcome 😊 Above all, love God.
you aren’t qualified queen 𝕏 🤫@ArenQualified

Why do Nigerians build houses with all this roof

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Joyous Salvatou
Joyous Salvatou@JoyousKlaus·
@OccupyDemocrats All this outburst because she spoke the truth about America being founded on Christian Values? Tell yourself whatever let's you sleep at night, dude!
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Occupy Democrats
Occupy Democrats@OccupyDemocrats·
BREAKING: A reporter CONFRONTS Karoline Leavitt about Pope Leo's announcement that God "does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war" and she responds with a deranged screed about America being founded on "Judeo-Christian values." The White House is really falling apart over this one... "Since you mentioned Easter and prayers, I wanted to ask you about something the Pope said yesterday," said the reporter. "So Pope Leo said yesterday, and I quote him 'God does not listen to the prayer of those who wage war.' Can you comment on that?" "I think our nation was a nation founded 250 years ago, almost, on Judeo-Christian values," replied the White House Press Secretary. "And we've seen presidents, we've seen the leaders of the Department of War, and we've seen our troops go to prayer during the most turbulent times in our nation's history. And I don't think there's anything wrong with our military leaders or with the president calling on the American people to pray for our service members and those who are serving our country overseas." "In fact, I think it's a very noble thing to do," she continued. "And if you talk to many service members, they will tell you they appreciate the prayers and support from the commander-in-chief and from his cabinet." Of course, anyone with even a cursory understanding of this nation's history knows that it was not founded on "Judeo-Christian" values, but rather on Enlightenment ones. The Founding Fathers were explicit in their embrace of a separation between church and state. They would be horrified by the Republican Party's push towards Christian Nationalism. As for Leavitt's remarks about these "turbulent times" that we find ourselves in, we have only her boss to thank for that. Donald Trump started this illegal war of aggression with zero consideration of America's best interests because Israel wanted it. Now, our service men and women are dying overseas so that a foreign nation can expand its territorial borders uncontested. Meanwhile, Trump's nemesis Pope Leo XIV has been offering bold moral leadership on this issue. "Brothers and sisters, this is our God: Jesus, King of Peace, who rejects war, whom no one can use to justify war. He does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, but rejects them," Leo said at Palm Sunday Mass this past weekend. The pope's remarks were a less-than-veiled rebuke of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's nonstop efforts to paint this war as some kind of holy and righteous endeavor waged in the name of Jesus. As for Karoline Leavitt, we suggest that she remove that cross that she makes a big show of wearing during her White House press briefings. Jesus Christ would be ashamed to call her a follower of his. She stands for the slaughtering of innocent men, women, and children and the continued rule of a literal pedophile. Please ❤️ and share if you stand with Pope Leo!
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