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@BoredApeYC the last 10 winners are missing in your tweet, 40 winners of $2k, you guys have 30 @BoredApeYC

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@GorgoKnight @LuckyChamu The pic makes u look like GorgoLite, but at least he put u in god tier

@LuckyChamu What am I Reading? Back to bed I go

@mikesnft @socialonsolana 6bokCDnLBFqn7RZfzc1HnseG6ie7N9SiSjFH5WgZtkWK

@GorgoKnight The fact that you feel shame about doing it speaks to your integrity. That’s good enough for me. Ppl know how good you are. If not doing it hurts your ability to earn a better living, no one can look down on you. Do what you gotta do gorgo.

Everyone I’m in a predicament! I see people exploding on every platform playing in 2box lobbies all day everyday vs legit blind folded individuals and idk what to do? Just about all rebirth creators are 2 boxing and I feel like my pride is getting in the way here 🤣 thoughts???

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@andrewschulz The whole thing was wildly funny and felt therapeutic… y’all should try to do these like once a month

The Tom Brady Roast was sensational. Honestly, I was shocked. Asking football players to read LIVE sounds like a recipe for disaster. But they brought the fucking house down. Everyone took part in the great American tradition of humbling our heroes. No one got sensitive. It was awesome. @KevinHart4real hosted masterfully and @NikkiGlaser and @TonyHinchcliffe DEMOLISHED 🔥🔥🔥.

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@GorgoKnight just watched Fall of the House of Usher and it's quite the mystery

Looking for a new show to watch! Mystery/suspense/crime/horror. If anyone has a goated recommendation LMK

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@bbreadman I was not aware you were such a wordsmith. Well done. Excellent review. I’m so happy for you…. Or sorry that happened to you.

Nando’s: A Review (must read) Firstly, I want to dive in this review by saying that I was very, and I mean very, open minded. I’m a massive fan of all things meat, as everyone should know, so downing a couple pieces of tender juicy meat should be no hard task for me (or so I thought). I walk into the store and immediately am hit with a “fishy” stench that I can only trace back to @AverageJoeWo’s Coochie. This was immediately off putting for my first time in the restaurant, but I kept my mind open as some people don’t have the same hygienic standards as myself. We made our way to the table by the waitress in a manner only comparable to Moses splitting the ocean; we waded through tables and tables of hungry Brits only to sit down at a meager slab of wood supposed to house our hunger, however it couldn’t have done more of the opposite. The table, dripping in sweat from the previous party, clearly had never been cleaned in the last 400 years (as most things were in London). This, coupled with the fact that there were millions of people in this crowded restaurant, negatively impacted my hunger. I brushed all of these negatives aside, fueled by my inquisitive nature and big stomach, and scanned the QR code on the table to begin ordering. “Bread?” A familiar hand gripped my shoulder. I turned around viciously, hungry to find out who had just disrupted my desperate search for sustenance in this clusterfuck of a restaurant. Our eyes locked. My bones started shaking; immediate hypothermia set in as I realized who had just tapped on my shoulder. It was HusKerrs. “Who invited you?” I said, sweat beads clearly formulating upon my noggin. “Stand up, Kid.” He was visibly angry now, the sort of angry a cafeteria bully would be after someone took his spot at lunch. By now the entire restaurant was staring, waiting, nervous about what was about to unfold. Everyone had whipped out their iPhone 15 Pro Max’s and started recording, not a single person trying to diffuse the situation. Society. I had met HusKerrs many a time before, and every time ended up worse than the next. Why had Call of Duty invited both HusKerrs and myself, knowing the conflicting interests? I stood up, pushed my chair in, and turned around. Nerves were at an all time high, I could hear the collective breath of the crowd as they waited, antsy. Eye to eye we were, Yoda I am not. “What brings you into town? Punk ass trick.” HusKerrs mocked, clearly not a fan of my previous back to back wins during Scrim week. My head throbbed as I stood there, searching every inch of my brain for a response that could wow the growing and clearly unpleased crowd. “Just checking out Nandos, heard it had good chicken. Even better than Room 40’s chicken.” The crowd seemed puzzled, and for the first time ever, HusKerrs seemed a bit puzzled as well. “Room 40?” He asked, clearly not ready for the atomic bomb that was about to frog-splash on his forehead. “Room 4 Deez nuts on your forehead” I replied. The room lit up, the crowd had never been this excited in their entire British lives. Every ounce of my being was electrified, I felt amazing. HusKerrs, seeing the crowd so excited for my remark, started crying after the “boo’s” started flowing in. Slowly he disintegrated, Thanos style, and the crowd slowly dissipated. I sat back down, feeling amazing as I had just 1v1d the infamous HusKerrs — and won. I noticed a plate of clearly shit food sitting in front of me, some fries and chicken and stuff. It was OK. 5/10. The End.

@CynderFlamez @subonekd @tactigamer @ScummN Lol pretty sure he was making a reference to Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, but I can see how googling towel would bring you to South Park

@subonekd @tactigamer @ScummN Lmao this was my first thought. I googled “42 towel” and figured it out though😂😂😂

@GorgoKnight Good luck man wish y’all the best

ON MY WAY TO THE HOSPITAL WE ARE HAVING THIS BABY NOW. Send your prayers and energy to my gf and son during this process 🤍🫡

@Methodz @OpTic @ScufGaming @jhamill2323 @michlevitt11

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@_TheRotation 1:06:08 is crazy

screw it, two hours of accuracy 1v3ing optic

@GorgoKnight I think it’s gonna be miserable at the higher ranks just like MP, but with so many ppl in one lobby, the odds of having NO hackers in a single game at literally any rank is like a solid 5% per game. I’m worried the servers won’t even be playable, let’s get past that hurdle first

Do you think WARZONE RANKED play will be a fun time? Genuine question due to all the hackers that are about to go Super Saiyan

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