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Real patriots are watching the #USMNT today

@adam_nitz @Stephen76153904 @marisaatam @USMNTTAKES Sorry, you’ve wasted millions of hours. You clearly don’t understand what you’re watching and you sadly don’t know ball.

@JrueChains @Stephen76153904 @marisaatam @USMNTTAKES I watched a million games he’s been in. He is the most overrated American and nobody else is a close second

There’s one correct answer here but most of us don’t want to say it.

@Stephen76153904 @adam_nitz @marisaatam @USMNTTAKES Anyone that thinks Landon Donovan is the most overrated American player obviously did not watch him play.

@adam_nitz @marisaatam @USMNTTAKES Wrong again. He went on loan twice to Everton. In one of his stints, he led the Premier league in assists. He also tried at Bayern Munich, but didn’t make it (no American has). They were a mess at the time & Klinsmann was a terrible coach for them.

@RapedAtWendys Jacksonville

Genuine question where in Florida looks like the top image

@SonOfABoyDad @Shanemgillis @franciscellis @rone Francis in the $10k pants.

Fun one tomorrow

@McNolf @sailaunderscore Mewtwo

@sailaunderscore who is that

Women are becoming more pokemon

@danglinberry @heykayadams Except Waka Waka was never actually in any FIFA game. Mandela effect.

But like over EVERY other one?

@BMitchandFinlay Can we challenge the spot? Or is that “virtual”?

1. We got hosed on the spot 2. Virtual measurement took longer than the chain gang

@AdamSchefter @PardonMyTake

Some added clarity: NFL RedZone is seven hours — 420 minutes. Over that time, viewers will be served 1-2 total minutes of ads in :15 increments. This comes out to anywhere between 0.25% - 0.5% of the total time, considerably less than other sports/entertainment programs.

Jon Sumrall said he requested to wear white jerseys, the same uniforms the 2005 Tulane team wore in its first game after Katrina, and Northwestern denied the request, forcing them to wear green. Sumrall: “When you disrespect the city of New Orleans, you’re going to run into it. … I’m not trying to be a jerk but don’t disrespect the City of New Orleans.”

HOW BOUT’ THE GREEN WAVE!

@bwfast Brother, you cut out half the state

Here is what Florida could look like under the upcoming USA soccer promotion/relegation system. We could project these clubs to be Florida's first representatives in division 1 through about 5 or 6 of the new open USA soccer ecosystem. What are your thoughts? #ProRelforUSA

Jayden Daniels is so good. I forgot how good he was

Commanders’ new alternate uniforms, reaching back to their championship past:

Year 2 on deck for QB1 😎 @JayD__5 | @Commanders

@number33_ @ManagerTactical New level of retarded just dropped with this take. Congratulations.

The Club World Cup is fun and all but are any sickos out there closing the day with this derby?

This was very fun 😄

@shaggysurvives Canceling my meetings @WeedMubarak

a naked man is much more naked than a naked woman, even though a shirtless woman is much more naked than a shirtless man

@RGIII @Commanders @MundoNFL RG3 knows ball

@Commanders @MundoNFL Gotta get Jayden Daniels with Lamine Yamal. The future of American Football and the Future of Football. The Future is now.

¡Vamos a Madrid! Excited to be a part of the first-ever NFL game in Spain 🇪🇸