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@TypicalBoroPod @SimonPobble @GraemeBandeira Schwarzer is number 1 for me, proper keeper

Boro’s Top 10 Goalkeepers (1986-2026) 🥇 Stephen Pears 🥈 Mark Schwarzer 🥉 Dimi Konstantopoulos Do you agree with the rankings from @SimonPobble and @GraemeBandeira ? #UTB

Boro last 10: Current position of opponents: 1st, 23rd, 22nd, 16th, 12th, 18th, 11th, 19th, 4th, 15th. W2 D5 L3 xG: Boro 22.6-9.3 Opponents Goals: Boro 13-11 Opponents Open play goals from strikers: 2 Best attack of all time?🔥🔥🔥

Waterboarding is kinder than being a Boro fan between March and May each year

@Boro what an earth are we watching today? 😩😩😩😩

@Jacksonbeth I’m lost for words

That’s ridiculous

@FiiiveCantonas lol

Sold PEAK Ronaldo for £80m(should have been £130m) And replaced him with Gabriel Obertan for about 750k Half a Michael Owen And wigans best player for £16m An the family pocketed the rest Don even come at me with your clubs problems unless you’ve suffered #TheGlazers

@MichaxlP Why does everyone think Malanda is a departure if we don’t go up? What am I missing?

Not a bad take, again! Shock. HH I’d say £25ish million considering contract length, Morris and Malanda are almost definite departures too. The squad, if the recruitment team actually do their job this time, should be a lot more balanced next season.

@danamalt @FotMob I can’t imagine there any many keepers with a lower score than this

Not enough people are talking about this. It’s potentially the most insane thing in English football for a long time

30 - The last three teams to lose a Championship game when having 30+ shots and 50+ touches in the opposition box: Middlesbrough 1-2 Millwall (today) Middlesbrough 0-1 Charlton (23 days ago) Leeds 1-2 Wigan (2,541 days ago) Perplexing.

What’s it like supporting Boro?

@secondtierpod Fair play to Wednesday fans, gone through some shit and attendances haven’t really dropped much

Coventry up by 18,000 since the 18/19 season. Mark Robins and Doug King have done a hell of a job 👏

@FEFLOfficial @SkyBetChamp Few good CBs here, so i’m gonna have to go with Malanda

If you could only pick one defender in the @SkyBetChamp, who are you going with? 🧱 #FantasyEFL

@michaellfriel 😂😂😂😂 decent side though

@imrayseason Top 8. Not top 5.

Where would this team come in the Premier League? #CPFC

@mar_boro14 Terribly written tweet but you get the idea

@mar_boro14 Irrelevant if it gets fans hopes down if it changes Millwalls thinking, fans would soon get over it if we get 3 points! UTB

@SerMM91 His right, all 4 established pro’s are in the latter stages of there career, while delap is at the start, hence why he singles him out to get his career back on track

@mar_boro14 He needs space, possession based football is not his forte

David Strelec with his 2nd goal in 2 games for Slovakia. There’s such a good player in there, I just don’t think we’re utilising him properly. Can’t hit a barn door for Boro, scores for fun for Slovakia, typical.

I thought Elon was going to beat the bots?