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@RayGQue Took him with the last pick in a startup draft.

Hacking your boys Neuralink and installing Ausar Thompson the night before his 3rd place intramural game

@Hoopss You guys are actually dumb. You have to call a timeout to challenge, and he didn't. Spurs were bad. They shot 40% and 29% from 3. Wemby went 4/15 and 0/5 from deep. Wasn't attacking the paint and settling for jumpers. He looked gassed. OKC was just better. Get a grip.

• Refs miss a goaltending call • Ball goes off Chet’s foot • They ignore the coach’s challenge request • SGA gets free throws • Mitch Johnson is hit with a tech • Lu Dort and Tony Brothers laughing on the sideline Ref literally helping the Thunder, literally the momentum was gone for the spurs.

@CopelandFFWorld @Conway226 @P2WFantasy Box score watchers nice. Re-read my comment.

@Jsull254 @Conway226 @P2WFantasy I still love Jeanty. But let’s not act like his Year 1 met any expectations people had.

I rarely ever do same position, 1 for 1 trades in Dynasty I was sent Jeremiyah Love for my Ashton Jeanty Accepted it Thoughts??

@CopelandFFWorld @Conway226 @P2WFantasy He was behind the worst run blocking unit in the league last year and still put up 975 yards. 800+ of his yards were AFTER first contact. Which is objectively insane. He created over 80% of his yards on his own. T5 in missed tackles forced. He's elite. Nobody cares about YPC.

@Conway226 @P2WFantasy By what do you mean “do it”? Seems like more people are concerned with the 3.7 YPA than considering what he’s done in the NFL to be any metric of success. He basically stayed healthy and had a workload. Najee Harris never had that bad of a season in his first 4 years with Pitt.

@thefurlinator @Novig

@Novig what the hell does this even mean

NBA players as Drake albums: 🏀 Room for Improvement — Jordan Poole 🏀 Comeback Season — Anthony Edwards 🏀 So Far Gone — Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 🏀 Thank Me Later — Jayson Tatum 🏀 Take Care — Stephen Curry 🏀 Nothing Was the Same — Nikola Jokić 🏀 If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late — Giannis 🏀 What a Time to Be Alive — LeBron + Luka backcourt 🏀 Views — Joel Embiid 🏀 More Life — Tyrese Haliburton 🏀 Scorpion — Kevin Durant 🏀 Care Package — Chris Paul 🏀 Dark Lane Demo Tapes — Kyrie Irving 🏀 Certified Lover Boy — Devin Booker 🏀 Honestly, Nevermind — Victor Wembanyama 🏀 Her Loss — Jalen Brunson 🏀 For All the Dogs — Trae Young Who do we get right or wrong🤔

@t_r_u_e_i_n_d_y @Ihartitz I think he still is, just isnt JJ McCarthy proof who was quite literally a bottom 10 QB of all time in his starts by EPA per play. Nobody would've been McCarthy proof

@Ihartitz I remember all of the stupid Vikings fans saying Jefferson was 'quarterback-proof' 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Justin Jefferson career receiving yards per game by QB (min. 5 games): Kirk Cousins: 99 Carson Wentz: 95 Sam Darnold: 90 Nick Mullens: 66 ... JJ McCarthy: 48

@D_lowww @krashout_kid @VeryBullishGuy @SaycheeseDGTL It was different if you were actually in TX during that era. His freestyles with Swishahouse and his brother Rasaq in the early 2000s are what made him Chamilitary Mane. Commercial success isn't always the best kind.

@krashout_kid @VeryBullishGuy @SaycheeseDGTL Not saying he’s a bad musician but he absolutely fits the description of a one hit wonder. One huge commercial success hit that went #1 on the charts and never came close to replicating that success again

List of things Chamillionaire invested in early before retiring from rap. - Lyft (before it went public) - Maker Studios (one of his biggest wins) - Ring (before Amazon bought it) - SpaceX - Cruise Animation (GM bought it for $1B) - Atoms Shoes - Sienna Sauce - Fleeting

@von479359134320 @The_Texan01 @SleeperHQ He's going to have to if they want to win. They wont beat OKC if he doesn't play 30+ minutes. Wouldn't call the wolves easy work either, I think it's going 7 but spurs do win.

@Jsull254 @The_Texan01 @SleeperHQ He will against okc he will avg 35min wolves are just easy work

Wemby is genuinely insane 😭

@TomLang83544548 @BadSportsRefs Pistons led the league in fouls. It's what they do. They hack.

@Jsull254 @BadSportsRefs What game were you watching.? They made calls like that against the Pistons all game.

The Cavs end up winning Game 5 and go up 3-2 going home to Cleveland, because this wasn’t called

@von479359134320 @The_Texan01 @SleeperHQ Thats one game. He can't consistently play 36+ minutes.

@Jsull254 @The_Texan01 @SleeperHQ He had 40min game in the playoff he look good

@RussFcb Getting benched for paul reed down the stretch last few games. Crazy work. Team worst -16 in only 25 minutes

Anybody slandering Cade is a proper bch, I've never seen an All NBA 2nd option be this unplayable in Duren

@SleeperPistons @Sleeper_Hoops @PistonsThoughts @MotorCityBanter @PistonsLead @SleeperCleCavs Probably should be more concerned that your 2nd team All NBA center who's suppose to be the #2 option has absolutely ghosted in the playoffs. He's getting benched for Paul Reed down the stretch in the last few games. Team worst -16.

Fun facts from Game 4: - The Pistons shot 60 attempts inside the arc and got 12 FTAs - The Cavs shot 37 attempts inside the arc and got 34 FTAs - Donovan Mitchell had more FT’s than the entire Pistons team - The Cavs went an entire quarter without being called for a foul #Detroitbasketball

@zariqxavier Duren being an absolute non-factor in the playoffs after the 2nd-3rd All-NBA season he just had is wild to witness. Literally getting benched for Paul Reed down the stretch in these games. He's suppose to be the 2nd option.

The Pistons were up 103-94 with two minutes left in this game. They lost in overtime due to a combination of mental lapses and horrible officiating. Letting the Cavs get a win on the road for the first time all postseason, and losing three in a row certainly does not bode well for Detroit. They’ve once again dug themselves a hole that needs heroics to get out of. Cade Cunningham had a huge game with 39pts,7reb, and 9ast but some costly turnovers burnt him and the team in this one. Daniss, Sasser, and Stewart all had incredible games doing all they could to contribute to winning basketball. If Detroit can survive game 6, they’ll be here again Sunday for game 7.

@The_Texan01 @SleeperHQ Or he wouldn't play at all because more minutes puts him at a bigger risk of being injured. It's why the minute restriction exists

@SleeperHQ AND ON MINUTES RESTRICTIONS!!!!! Everyone never post about it, but his stats per 36 mins would beat everyone if he had played more minutes

it’s funny to not know whether this is about a deadly virus or an NFL coach having an affair

2023: Corona ended 2026: Hantavirus

@PinkAtredis @Kuhmfy Oh you wanna go camo for simply fucking existing too?

@Kuhmfy Clearly none of the devs main Mirage cause my boy aint seen a fucking update in like 2-3 years

When you’re a dev at respawn and it’s time to nerf your main…

@MrHarryBerries @IamDijami This is like when Mike evans had 2 catches for 2 yards and 2 touchdowns lol.

@IamDijami This was funny.

What’s the most ridiculous statline you’ve ever seen?

After a shutout loss to the Titans, Urban Meyer praised the play of his rookie safety, Andre Cisco, and said how well Cisco played and how well he’s coming along Andre Cisco played 0 snaps that game