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@TheDailyDraught Extremely clever marketing team and a hefty branding budget.

I don't understand how has Madri managed to infiltrate it's way into so many pubs across the UK

Rangers have lost less games than the top two. 😮‍💨

David Moyes to #MCFC right now. 🤣🤣

@D_Fens_Ghost 🤣🤣🤣

Looks like she's come straight off the Starship Enterprise.

@TeleFootball @ConnorMOT92 @JBurtTelegraph Makes sense due to length of contract and financial concerns, sacking him would cost a lot.

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: West Ham United want Nuno Espírito Santo to carry on as their head coach even if they are relegated from the Premier League @JBurtTelegraph has the full story ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

This is the first time this official account has put out a congratulations tweet for champs league qualifying. Something stinks.

Leeds United have scored 3+ goals in eight different Premier League games this season. That's the most by any newly promoted team since Marcelo Bielsa's Leeds side did it 10 times in 2020-21. #lufc

@AngelaRayner Lost a few Labour votes with this one I’m afraid.

By ending the two-child benefit cap, we have delivered relief for millions of children whose families struggled to provide the basic necessities of life. This is the difference we can make together, but only with your support. Vote for your Labour team on the 7th May 🌹

@Lifeinvestmoney Politics.

Need a job where I can make six figures but I have no skills and I’m not very smart What field is this?

@__Sharyf Haha in other words you’re having a bad season.

Fantasy premier league died a natural death

Villa trying to roll over for Spurs I see 🤣

@splash2magic Complete opposite mate 🤣

It pisses me so much that Hull City out of all the teams get a chance to the PL rather than Wrexham. This is so anti-climatic. No one cares about them. We wanted Wrexham 💔

@PKendrickWIG Haha

"Didn't you go out to the game with a shirt?" "Lost it. Along with my head. And any semblance of my dignity." #wafc

Hard work beats talent, when talent doesn't work hard 🔥 #footballnews #champions #marchingontogether #championship #footballlife #LeedsFans #footballseason #footballskills #leedslife #fanpage #footballnews #footballplayer #footballfans #FootballVibes #Leeds

@WatfordFC @Brianthompson07 🤣🤣

Watford FC have this morning parted company with Head Coach Ed Still. First Team Coach Karim Belhocine has also left the club. We wish them all the best in their future endeavours.

@KielTulloch Slapping a baldy head is a red, not simply rubbing or touching.

Do you get a straight red for touching a bald players head as we need some consistency here

For the most devoted fans, Disney has engineered an ecosystem of financial entanglement that goes far deeper than park tickets or merchandise, which keeps the magic—and the debt—perpetually compounding. In 2023, Ashley, a freshman at Quinnipiac University, in Connecticut, had $15,000 in her bank account. Excited by her newfound freedom as a college student, she decided to start going on solo trips. Walt Disney World, in Orlando, Florida, seemed like an obvious choice. She went during her winter break. Then she returned, six times, in two years. Soon enough, her account balance had dwindled to just five dollars. Perhaps unsurprisingly, many adults who have accumulated Disney debt seem to be chasing a feeling from their childhoods. One woman, who has been to Disney World more than a hundred times, said that visiting the parks takes her back to a time when she had fewer worries: “It’s the nostalgic feeling of what brought you joy when you were little and you didn’t have the stressors of adult life.” Read more about the Disney adults putting themselves in debt for the pursuit of magic: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/_JqtFg

Today back in 1992, marks the day of the last competitive games in the old Football League Division One. Leeds United were crowned champions and received £100,000 for winning the title, plus extra payments for LIVE TV coverage on ITV. Compare them figures to last seasons 2024/25 totals of Premier League earnings. How times have changed! #PremierLeague

@WWFWrestling1 The best thing they ever did for Warrior was have the belts in different colours. That yellow intercontinental one was fire.

Here comes the Champion! #WWF #WWE #UltimateWarrior

@TsarSylveon 🤣🤣