Donald Marijuana

Tfw you are high

Every once in a while you get three quick pees in before you flush and it feels like you’re really saving the planet right there

90 Day Fiancé is a more complete and in-depth examination of the dregs of every rung on the white socioeconomic ladder than any graduate anthropology thesis, prove me wrong

@Randazzoj Mayonnaise

@peglegginmeghan it me 🤪

@Judge5000 Judge…you’re craazy! :p

@Judge5000 this is the highest crossover of your interests I’ve ever seen: Bernie, VT, 🏀 & rad editing.

Older friend in college: Yo we should throw a function tonight. Serious Stoner friend: Hell yeah dude. Ill bring the pot and bongs Nerd: Ahhh maybe. Ive got a test tomorrow Girl whos been fucking Caillou: Can Caillou come

@Jamesmartincole My man

@peglegginmeghan I vote 4 u 4 prez

Now that we’ve got a vaccine, can we work on getting blue tooth to connect at least on the 3rd pairing try?

Donald is on the prowl

@peglegginmeghan 👀

Everyone I’ve ever lived with walks too loud

Oh yeah you ain’t lyin

...and all the kids would run to to half court and just shell the area around the basket with heaves the whole time and I have to be like oh yeah it is pretty fun to get it from so far away you gotta admit

Man I’m getting so mad at the @celtics for settling for all these early clock contested threes and then I remember that when I coached 8th grade boys basketball and we’d do five minutes of layups five minutes of free throws and then some free shoot time...

“Hey baby you are so superhuman that you must act as the ‘leader’ to the other millionaire babies in a way where they agree that you are their leader baby so we can all be successful and here is how to do that” I mean whaaattt

Man what must it be like and what must YOU be like to be able to successfully coach a group of superhuman celebrity millionaire babies

.@DwightHoward seems like the kind of kid who was really into quoting The Mask

Man it’s so nice for the Celtics not to have the pressure on them to have to avoid becoming the first team to ever go up 3-0 and then lose the series

Hell yeah the dream

You need one who focuses on the ANALYTICS: nuts and bolts, what strategies are being used, the logical component of the game, and the other commentator needs to bring the HEART:,reminds us of the human stakes and storylines playing out before our very eyes! The how and the why!

Oh my god I figured out the perfect announcer combination

It’s not a main commentator and a color commentator who just does like stupid Dennis Miller jokes