Judge Elihu Smails
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Judge Elihu Smails
@JudgeSmailsGolf
Founder & Tournament Chair, Judge Smails Memorial Invitational. Background photo credit: @Bullfrog111.
Incline Village, Lake Taheezi Katılım Ağustos 2012
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“I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips…” ~SpauldingSmails
The Masters@TheMasters
Served in honor of Mr. Rory McIlroy. #themasters
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Judge Elihu Smails retweetledi
@JudgeSmailsGolf Don’t count that! I was interfered with! Yessir.😜
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“Some people say I’m an idiot, or something…” ~CarlSpackler
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Hassett: "If the war were to be extended, it wouldn't really disrupt the US economy very much at all. It would hurt consumers, and we'd have to think about what we'd have to do about that, but that's really the last of our concerns right now."
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“Well, the world needs ditch-diggers, too!” ~JudgeSmails
Hector Resendez - Trade School Secrets@TS_Secrets
Rolex just launched a trade school in Texas, not because they want free labor, but because they have to. There simply aren’t enough watchmakers left to meet demand. Only ~2,000 in the whole country. And here’s the kicker: The program received 560+ applicants for just 27 spots, which is a ~5% acceptance rate, rivaling some top universities. This shortage is an opportunity, not a niche. rolexwatchmakingtrainingcenter.com
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@ColtKnost “Don’t be obsessed with your desires, Danny.” ~TyWebb
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Judge Elihu Smails retweetledi
@ColtKnost "Oh Billy, Billy, Billy, Please Billy, Billy, Billy...." "Let me get on Cypress just once".
RIP Billy.
@JudgeSmailsGolf
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“Hey kids! Save me a poke!!” ~Dr.Beeper
Andrew Zywiec, M.D.@AndrewZywiecMD
Vaccines cause autism.
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Judge Elihu Smails retweetledi
“Don’t count that. I was interfered with!” ~JudgeSmails
Monday Q Info@acaseofthegolf1
Sir could you move that 11 to the right?
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“Now I know why tigers eat their young!” ~AlCzervik
Mark Gadala-Maria@markgadala
Someone is using AI to make babies do stand up comedy. We are cooked.
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@acaseofthegolf1 @DunningGolf “Well, the world needs ditch-diggers, too!” ~JudgeSmails
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I’m supposed to tell you have how great @DunningGolf new rain suit does in the rain. Except it’s still snowing here.
But I can tell you it does amazing in the snow. And I’m not joking. Got it last week and wear it every time in shovel. Fits over my boots because of the zipper on the pants and tightens around them because of the Velcro strap.
One of the biggest issues if you shovel is bundling up a bunch then sweating like crazy. The rain suit is perfect solution. Sweatshirt underneath, not bulky, warm enough and most importantly dry.
One packet goes thru to your pants. One is a pocket. Velcro adjustments for the pants.
So if you live where it snows and you don’t think you need a rain suit cause the golf season is 5 months long, you’re wrong. It’s going to save you during winter.
Use MQ20 for 20% off.
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@BobGolen “Tell the cook this is low-grade dog food. Gee, I had better food at the ballgame!” ~AlCzervik
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“That's it! Is this your place, Carl? It's really, really…awful.” ~TyWebb
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PGA TOUR@PGATOUR
Things in Ryan Gerard’s home: -Putting mats (lots of them) -Five TVs -Several plates -One sword (?!) Not included: -Dining table -Limited cooking supplies
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@caddietales “Biggest whore on Fifth Avenue, I’M told!” ~MaggieO’Hooligan
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Well, I guess I know one person I won't be looping for this summer 🤷
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“Oh, well uh, just snake a tube down his nose and I’ll be there in... four or five hours. Testing now – three, two, one. Check.” ~Dr.Beeper
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TMZ@TMZ
Exclusive: Lamar Odom checks out of rehab after 30-day stint for his marijuana addiction. Details: tmz.me/zSQJtpm
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Judge Elihu Smails retweetledi
@space_wrangler @richiebratton “Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks?”
-Mrs. @JudgeSmailsGolf
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Headed on a golf trip with a few buddies and some of their buddies for a few days. They got the intro group text going and only about half the dudes know who I am so I hit em with the
"Are you guys renting clubs or bringing your own?" to break the ice.
Buddy already got the "Is this guy serious?" text.
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@acaseofthegolf1 “I don’t understand it! I’m playing the worst game of my life!” ~AlCzervik
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Not all the scores are in yet, but don’t think he’s getting thru the Pre-Q for Puerto Rico
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