Joe Jukic

@HYF98334204 I see a bear cub

据说右脑优秀的人能看到马，左脑优秀的人能看到鸟。 你看到了什么？

@PaulEmbery Australia is cooked.

My word. This is incredible. A real-life version of that scene from The Life of Brian: "Stan, you haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!"

@news_australian 😂😂

Do you want Australia’s greatest nation building PM, Malcolm Turnbull, back in power? Over 100% of Aussies love his perfect NBN & Snowy Hydro 2.0 renewable scheme. Everything Malcolm touches turns to Gold. Aussies want more Malcolm big ideas. Yes or No? #auspol #malcolmturnbull

@angelar68197975 How many of you responding to this shit post voted for Labor in the last election.

Electricity prices falling, all thanks to the efforts of Labor and the success of Renewables An achievement that would never happen With LNP …or ON

@theperson30 @kristel_laurita Tits

Where are u staring at?

@news_australian Lol. Fuck off

Do you support Anthony Albanese being awarded Australian of the Year? More than 100% of Aussies approve of his Smart & Masculine Leadership. All agree that Albo’s the best PM ever. He’s a straight talker & achieved everything beyond expectations. Yes or No? #auspol #albanese

@theperson30 @kristel_laurita Id prefer you weren't drunk.

Will you drive me home if I will get drunk?

@ai_hiyo_ That cat is living his best life

my bf’s fav spot

@luke_amott @Ausbobsmit @cranium_frasier How about spending 20k - 50k a quarter which I still think is excessive but could be justified. How do you justify spending just under 500k a quarter. WTF

@Ausbobsmit @cranium_frasier G Rob you 🤡 what is he supposed to do? Not spend any money at all? He has a job to do and it requires $$you are really a few sandwiches short of a picnic aren’t you?

Chris Bowen has submitted his latest Amex statement. In the recent quarter, he has spent $449,941 $450k whacked on the Amex card, only for the poor old taxpayer to pick up the bill.

@BillboardChris I am absolutely befuddled why more women are not opposing this. He, yes he, is NOT a woman. Absolute delusion. Australia is cooked.

Look at all the women helping him to destroy their rights.

@kristel_laurita Absolutely smash. Gorgeous

be honest… smash or pass?

@Theblackfemini3 @OzraeliAvi Dick pics as well?

It comes as no surprise that Jason Tickle took selfies of himself in the women's changing room.

@TheRealALM Fine have football finals but put more emphasis on the winners of the premiers plate. They have won over the course of a full home and away season. The finals are a cup competition.

football purists won't like it, but finals football are box office spectacle

@Slabotage @TruthFairy131 Maybe give them some milk and cookies.

@TruthFairy131 There needs to be a clear intent to cause harm before a violent response is warranted or else it's murder; you can't injure or kill an intruder to protect your "stuff" obviously. Homeowners being allowed to kill will only lead to better-armed thieves prepared to kill first.

CASTLE LAW NOW 😡 Donnybrook, Melbourne. January 2024. Three masked criminals armed with axes storm into a family home in the dead of night. Inside was a pregnant woman, terrified and pleading for mercy as she was attacked in her own bedroom. Her partner did what any decent man should do - he fought back. And hard. He disarmed one of the invaders and stopped the threat before his family was butchered by this gang of animals, villains who had planned the attack in advance with masks, weapons, and fuel cans. Unbelievably, he was initially charged with murder. How have we sunk this low and this ‘woke’ ? Let this next part be said clearly. The only people responsible for what happened that night were the criminals. They chose violence and terror. They chose to invade a house occupied by innocent people, including a pregnant woman. I have absolute sympathy for the homeowners whose sense of safety will likely never fully recover. They are the victims. As for the intruders injured and killed during this pathetic escapade - spare me the public mourning. Violent home invaders who enter homes armed with axes should fully expect they will be buried. And never allowed to leave. This is not tragedy, it’s consequence. Every Australian has the fundamental right to defend their family and their own life against violent predators. No law-abiding citizen should ever have to face prosecution for refusing to become another helpless victim of armed criminals. - Domenic Strangio.

@Beno10_MFC 91121

High level of creativity is needed here. Boost your creativity Can you make a number larger than 902 by moving only 2 sticks?

@KILLTOPARTY Miserable woman

You hate your husband and you married him to exploit his resources 🥂

@Jennifer55gt Its not your age that is rhe problem. Its your math skills.

Is my age an problem? I’m 66 born in 1973

@TV_Blackbox The show is over due to Astrology. Let that sink in 😂

INTERN PETE breaks silence on Kyle and Jackie O fallout. Read More: tvblackbox.com.au/page/2026/05/1…

@papiwontmiss Let me guess. Now you want him 😂

Went on a date with this dude last night. smh 🤦🏾‍♀️

@Simi_2210_ 400

Only people who actually remember algebra get this right. What’s the answer??