Jules

I can write voluminous pages of intricate, impassioned ideas (albeit probably illegible) in a few minutes but I cannot manage to do the simplest of errands without major procrastination and struggle.

@ThePunnyWorld And then overcharged her when you didn’t even do anything.?

My wife said, "let's spice things up and try a little roll-play, you're be the doctor and I play the patient." So I put her in the hallway and ignored her for 3 hours.

@ThePunnyWorld We're taking alphabets on whether or not you'll make it.!

I swallowed a bunch of synonyms today. I got thesaurus throat I've ever had.

BBL's are apparently dangerous, it's too bad you can't transfer fat from one place to another on an app Like from savings to checking.

@ThePunnyWorld The doctor will not see you now.!

Me: Help, I'm turning invisible ER Doc: Take him to the ICU

@Autistic_Lauren I will figure out some way to subvert or modify them.

Asking autistics, how do you feel about wearing uniforms?

@yajnshri No Lies Detected.!

@horrormuseum The crashing.!

Spice Girls completely redubbed by a dude, is one of the most hilarious things we've ever seen!

@soulseamstress2 "Stop making excuses."!

@JulianeWriter There’s no such thing as disability, they’re just not trying hard enough.

They'll blame people for reacting to a stressful environment before they'll admit that the environment is stressful.!

@soulseamstress2 I realized this recently. It's really horrible. It's a form of attrition. They want people to be eliminated, Whilst pretending that the rules are fair, somehow. Like some Kind of deranged reality show.!

@JulianeWriter They don’t care if it’s stressful, it’s by design. Everything is set up as an exercise in endurance to see who copes best.

@Ryan_Daigler @Autistic_Lauren Yes, I relate to this.!

lol 😂 yep! i’m not surprised we had the same answer… Wasting my entire day when I could’ve spent my time more productively studying my own subjects of interest and investigating my own curiosities. The difference is like going 2 miles an hour learning stuff at school or going 60 miles an hour educating myself about things that are actually worth studying 🔥 “ but then you don’t have a degree to prove that you’ve been educated” 🤦🏽‍♂️

Asking autistics, what was your least favourite part of school?

Aspiring and devoting oneself to being as everyone else is not art.

@sasquatchvlogtv We had benches in front of our courthouse that had been there since the 60’s and a homeless family sat on them a lot and people gossiped so the County commissioners moved the benches somewhere else.

What happens if time runs out while someone is sitting? 🤔

"Why are you getting sick on this bad food? It's great and Normal! Must be a "You" problem.!!!! smh.!!!

@riyazz_ai I ran away from Marie Kondo, and I'll run away from Grok, too.!

My house was a mess for months.. and I had no idea what..! I photographed every room and sent the pictures to Grok. After 24 hours - the place is tidy, and my mind is calm. No new furniture, no designer. But 7 commands (prompts) changed everything in the house..

@ThePunnyWorld If you don't want to think you can make them at the olfactory.

I invented a thought controlled air freshener. My wife told me it was dumb. But It makes scents when you think about it.

@JebraFaushay Perhaps he enjoys it.?

It’s ok to retire. You don’t have to perform anymore. Here is Rod Stewart strutting around with his tight little flare jeans and teased hair.

@Rachel1540562 I'm getting into earlier theoretical frameworks. I suspect that explanatory narratives that implicated familial dynamics were censured because of social unpopularity, rather than a complete absence of Veracity.!

@JulianeWriter Earlier theories of autism posit its causes by attunement/attachment issues there are some really interesting books on it

My parents adopted five children and had five children. None of the adopted five are neurodivergent. Of the five they had, the youngest three of us, who they treated poorly, are ND. Whereas the oldest two they treated well are not. It’s interesting to consider family dynamics.

@BonoboWanderer That's an interesting angle, as well.!

@JulianeWriter maybe the oldest two are better maskers...