Julie Hanify

Best compliment I’ve ever received about an outfit I’ve worn was tonight from @JulieHanify who said I looked like a vogue version of someone graduating from Hogwarts.

@SarahJaneParton I think you’ll find that they do have guns

One of my favourite things about my home is that our cops don’t carry guns. That is something to be proud of. Having a perpetually armed police force will only result in more violence. If cops are scared, we need to do better at addressing the cause of their fear, not arm them.

@wilson_sugar It’s a sign from Glob

My eftpos card melted to the roof of my car today. I picked it up after about 30 seconds and it flopped down either side of my finger.

@FreyaDalySad Happy Christmas Freya xxx

My flatmates let me be Santa at flat Christmas cos I’m the youngest, I love my life

@SarahJaneParton @1NewsNZ I think he’s super cool!

Omg I just have to take a moment to say that over the last few days my partner has been accused of "virtue signalling", not caring about kiwi kids, profiting off a charity song, lying, and being "sucked in". And that's just the comments on a @1NewsNZ FB post. So disappointing.

@SarahJaneParton Great hair too Sarah xxx

#SilverScrolls2018 look = a 30€ H and M dress, stupidly expensive suede pumps from Camper, and a priceless black pearl necklace from my Nana’s pearl farm.

@bilgesimtay Thank you Bilge 💙

Just read "a small blue thing" in one afternoon as it was so very good!!!!! @JulieHanify I couldn't put it down.

@JaneyArthur Good choice! What does Pete think of Sam Duckor-Jones’s new book?

@FoxyLustyGrover The ‘Hail Mary’, prayer in French and Latin

What is the weirdest thing you know off by heart? I know the entire "Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat" Stage Show, from beginning to end. 🌈

@pacificraft 'gris est gris foncé est gris foncé est gris clair, n'est-ce pas?' - may I translate! (learning about grey/gris in my French class atm)

gray is dark grey grey is light gray am I right?

@fletchermj Quite flappily Michael

How does a ribbon of bright butterflies dance?

Let’s do ourselves proud and look after all the lovely jubbly #babies and the #children and the former children! A clever clogs @NZStuff Aaron Wood turned my #drawing into something really happy and made me laugh. Congrats to @jacindaardern @NZClarke #NewZealand #Aotearoa #Whanau

@RKPriestley I’m with you. Talk to the teacher!!!!!

@cocosolid How on earth do you change your contact lenses with those talons!

@helen_lehndorf I love him!

@ashleigh_young @BananaKarenina Complex and creative!!! Dear me!

@fletchermj @nzherald I was sitting in my daughter’s studio yesterday afternoon and she was headlining your results in the news. I thought - that must be Michael’s research; and it was!!!

@fletchermj @nzherald Jolly good job Michael. Bravo!

From my thesis: "Financial fallout of relationship failure hits mums the hardest - AUT study finds", via @nzherald nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/articl…

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The sky rots pink and it’s too much sitting around, too much gripping onto the bones of evening. In the end it’s clear: If we’re all too good for this place then nobody is. From Anuja Mitra's poem, Suburban Legends, in the upcoming issue of Sweet Mammalian.