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It’is embearassing to admit but after going to hogwarts’s I am totelly unemployable :(
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It’s hard out here for a poorly rounded wizard. @JulienDarmoni newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…
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Julien Darmoni
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Julien Darmoni
@JulienDarmoni
🇫🇷🇱🇷 writer @tnyshouts / @Splitsider / @UCBNY
Brooklyn, NY Katılım Ekim 2008
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@PHShriver @christophclarey @ESPNPR @malika_andrews @Katie_George05 @KrisBudden @ChrisMcKendry @MikeMonaco_ @JRBlake @chris_eubanks96 @ChrissieEvert @PatrickMcEnroe @CoCoVandey @CaroWozniacki Always loved & looked forward to your commentary! AO won’t be the same with you 🎾
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@ESPNPR @malika_andrews @Katie_George05 @KrisBudden @ChrisMcKendry @MikeMonaco_ @JRBlake @chris_eubanks96 @ChrissieEvert @PatrickMcEnroe @CoCoVandey @CaroWozniacki Thanks for the 35+ amazing years. I recall AO 1990, after an early round loss, working for ESPN for the first time. I was prepared for more, but was told it was time to streamline. Meanwhile my thoughts are with Eaton & Palisades Fire victims on a tough 1 year anniversary.
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ESPN announces commentator lineup for the 2026 #AusOpen - with @malika_andrews joining the team
Details: bit.ly/49iReqZ
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@JulienDarmoni @TomFornelli Based on your UCB NY connection, the most famous person to view your account is Amy Poehler.
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Hey @grok, who is the most famous person to view my account, it doesn’t have to be a mutual, and don’t tag them.
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@CaitlinBarasch thanks for posting this! I'm just starting this journey and found this super useful and encouraging🙏
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Bottom line: KEEP WRITING! I submitted that original story with two goals in mind: connecting with a few more readers & writers, and putting a piece I was proud of out in the world. You never know who might fall in love with it.
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For writers seeking a literary agent, I know how frustrating the querying process can be. Here's a (hopefully inspiring) tale about my publishing journey—a mixture of timing, luck, tenacity, & talent, which led to my debut novel being published by @penguinrandom. Thread 🧵!!
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Is this real or did @KeatonPatti write this
Elsa Jaquemot shady facts | #IStandWithMarketa@limuzinaxd
Carlos Alcaraz on the movie Challengers: “I watched the movie yesterday and I liked it very much, very well made. What is funny is that I have a similar romantic situation with one of the main guys, but I am not going to say which players, I want to keep it as a secret.”
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If this guy played Civ Vi while listening to an audiobook (the way the developers intended) I know he’d repent
The Black Horse@TheBlackHorse65
The rise and fall of the Sid Meier's Civilization franchise from 1991 to 2018 is both one of the great tragedies of the computer gaming industry, and a window into the massive change in psychology of the US ruling class. This thread will explore both.
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@YoGlo_ My favorite part is when he plops up and down in the beginning. Is he adjusting himself? Is he just excited about his mango? Ultimately we can only speculate
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i actually think my next novel will be about this fat monkey eating mangoes by the stream
Nature is Amazing ☘️@AMAZlNGNATURE
Oh to be a fat monkey eating mangoes by the stream
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Ok I am #querying this now, novel is attached
QUERY LETTER: Upmarket bookclub monkey fiction, FAT MONKEY EATING MANGOES BY THE STREAM is the story of Marcel, a nice little orangutan learning to eat as many mangoes he wants, w/ no input from anyone else, complete at 60,000 words
Julien Darmoni@JulienDarmoni
i actually think my next novel will be about this fat monkey eating mangoes by the stream
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where can I read more about this story
Massimo@Rainmaker1973
An orangutan picking up a taro leaf to cover itself from the rain [📹 Andrew Suryono]
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a fat monkey eating mangoes by the stream
Nature is Amazing ☘️@AMAZlNGNATURE
Oh to be a fat monkey eating mangoes by the stream
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finally, the epic conclusion to the trilogy
Film Updates@FilmUpdates
‘PADDINGTON IN PERU’ is coming exclusively to theaters January 17, 2025.
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Can I pls get a Raya referral it’s urgent
Pop Base@PopBase
Meryl Streep and her husband of 45 years Don Gummer have been separated for over 6 years, Page Six reports.
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Medvedev / Alcaraz is the most astonishing and exciting tennis match I’ve maybe ever seen???? Are they even human???
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@tyang209 I wake up with spider bites and abs every day and still can’t see tao :(
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lemme save you a click.
the alternative medicine for wearing glasses is to get bit by a radioactive spider and wake up with abs and 20/20.
mallory (she/her)💬@this_is_mallory
I guess it was only a matter of time before the anti-glasses grift became a thing? This community is so hellbent on having a contrarian opinion on every incredible scientific invention.
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