Aladdin

Everyone: “So what did you miss most about Australia?” Me:

🚨 DEVELOPING 🚨 Shooting at Islamic Center in San Diego. All Jewish institutions are on lockdown including schools.

Children in Sudan are starving too; don't turn a blind eye. We must not be biased in our concern and compassion. All eyes on Sudan.

I’m sick of pretending, what does RSVP stand for?

No IDF soldier has ever raped any Palestinian. Period. End of story. And if you think a dog can rape a person, you’re different level ignorant. The entire blood libel of sexual violence by the IDF is the mother of all projections. Like many other things, want to know what Israel’s enemies are guilty of? Look what they accuse Israel of. Full stop. It never happened and never will. - The end

Getting lean will solve all your problems

pigeons are very fascist landlord right wing vibes but crows are very working class social worker leftist vibes

Smart glasses let you automatically and secretly record strangers’ faces in real time, then instantly pull up their name, home address, phone number, family members, and other public data all without them ever knowing. 💀

Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.