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@Variety This is going to be a train wreck.

NEW 'LORD OF THE RINGS' MOVIE Stephen Colbert is co-writing "The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past" (working title), which will go into production after "The Hunt for Gollum." The synopsis: "Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo - Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began." Colbert is co-writing the script with his son, Peter McGee, and franchise veteran Philippa Boyens. variety.com/2026/film/news…

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country

@CultureCrave No. This is a terrible idea for a movie. Maybe the worst ever.

New 'Lord of the Rings film is in development ⚔️ • Working title is 'Shadow of the Past' • Stephen Colbert, his son, and franchise vet Philippa Boyens are co-writing the script • Will go into production after 'The Hunt for Gollum' Official synopsis: “Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo — Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began"

@Variety This is sounds like a terrible movie.

@Kurrco Huh?

JAY-Z says there is a “heavy right wing agenda” to silence voices in the culture, and believes stan culture is helping fuel it: "There is clearly an agenda to silence voices in our community, a heavy right wing agenda... We live in a strange time." (via GQ)

@ThrillaRilla369 @np755xc6km Another Russian biproxy war

Does anyone actually remember the Vietnam War? Was it as bad as the stories my uncle used to tell us

@_middleEarth Yes

Do you prefer LOTR in 4K or the original?

@LOTR_Daily_ Hmmm. We’ll see.

Are you excited for 'The Hunt for Gollum' movie coming Deecmber 2027?

@Rothmus Math isn’t dei certified.

@invis4yo Bot farms suck.

We impeached a president for having consensual sex with a woman. But won’t impeach the president for having non-consensual sex with children. Multiple children. WTH is wrong with this country?!

@DefiantLs @RedNeckPapa6291 He also likes to sit in the corner chair and watch.

"Iran, they are an authoritarian regime who’s known to lie." John Brennan: "Well, I tend to believe Iran more than I do Donald Trump"

@BradGalli There’s the salary cap and then there’s the Lion’s salary cap…😐

Brad Holmes explained why the Lions mainly went for more affordable, one-year deals in free agency this year. “I don’t want you guys to ever think that, or anybody to ever think that we have a lot of money - that we have it, we don’t want to spend it," Holmes told the guys on the @LionsHMA podcast on Tuesday. "No, we’re actually spending everything that we have available to us, and so that’s what I wanted to kind of make clear," he said. "And so talk about constraints, we’re trying to get as many players as we can, as many good football players as we can that fit us within the constraints."

@MLFootball @scotteubanks18 @vinceayg_ @RamsDEJ @RamsHowse @thewaynebreezie @Kyle_Odegard @vountee Somehow this is a crime? I see black politicians and celebrities saying F white people every damn week it seems like.

🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨 #Rams star WR Puka Nacua is being accused of making an anti-semitic comment and BITING a girl in Los Angeles. The alleged victim claims that Puka Nacua said “F*CK ALL THE JEWS” during a dinner and later bit her left shoulder, breaking the skin. (Via TMZ)

@DefiantLs Democrats are the worst.

JB Pritzker on the 18-year-old student murdered by an illegal alien in Chicago, “They are national failures.. A failure to have comprehensive immigration reform. A failure of the president to follow his own edict to go after the worst of the worst.”

@MiddleearthMixr Dafaq is this nonsense?

Pain

@WallStreetApes They are giving damn road tests on the side of the road.

Florida Transportation official pulls over a foreigner with a Commercial Drivers License The man is from Cuba and can’t understand or speak a single word of English The foreigner can’t even understand a basic traffic sign. He has no idea what is says or means This is dangerous

@FamilyProjectTX Yes, yes they are.

Property taxes are theft.

@Campus_Cuties Dayum

Sophia Panossian | Michigan 💙

@NUCLRGOLF Doubtful

⛳️🌺 Coming in April 🐅

@NFL @RapSheet Who

Falcons sign RB Brian Robinson to one-year, $2.5M deal. (via @RapSheet)