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American Spirit blue in my hand, Lana Del Rey on the radio, BAC > .2 and rising. The world is my oyster tonight.
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June on Jupiter
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June on Jupiter
@JunoenJupiter
Reply guy extraordinaire. Donald Trump Supporter. Catholic. Wifeguy. Dodgers Fan. American Nationalist. Pro Union. Daddy.
Chicago, IL Katılım Eylül 2023
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@markcecchini I’m sorry the miracle machine that removes the worst part of having a baby doesn’t make you feel warm and fuzzy.
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thanks to late stage capitalism and the relentless millennial consumer complex I now get to be a proud owner of whatever this is
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@_loonielovegood Baby only sleeps with mom recently. Will nap with dad and grandpa but gets grumpy if away from mom for too long. 🤷🏽♂️
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Dressed in fresh jammies, fed, burped, warm, cozy, white noise, dark room: sleeps 22mins.
Held like a football by dad, laptop blue light blasting his face: begins snoring, FILLS his diaper, proceeds to sleep 2hrs and counting.
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“Here’s my wife, huge whore, would let guys do anything to her, lost count of how many there were 10 years before we met, but with the power of Christianity it’s like none of that happened. She’s just as chaste as the next guys wife. Sign up for Christianity today!”
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Roki cannot into strike zone. Hope he finds his feet this year but he’s looked pretty tough.
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@kenzietuff @MotherGrundy “””impending apocalypse””” and it’s some neurotic idiot worrying about what gay tech bros are doing half a world away.
It’s all gonna be okay.
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@MotherGrundy My husband does not inform me of impending apocalypse stress. He swats me on the butt and says everything will be fine.
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How are all the wives coping with their husbands’ “impending apocalypse”-stress?
Lots of pie?
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@enjoyer_liberty Bro missed the most valid murder suicide opp of all time.
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I hope he is doing okay.
I hope she is not.
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@cups45 They are threatened by the idea of spiritual responsibility. If there is a God and they don’t belong to themselves then they will have a hell of a lot to explain.
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@Forest2Furnitur Don’t think those breadboard ends are gonna make it boss. I have faith in the rest.
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This is the first pic of a Hinge profile. Based on your understanding of female psychology, which one of these girls does this profile belong to?
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1. Millennials are Facebook posting Calvin and Hobbes lol.
2. It do be like that tho.
PoIiMath@politicalmath
My entire worldview is that Calvin's dad is not only correct about the definition of "control freak" but that people like Calvin's dad are the key to every good thing that we collectively enjoy
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I’ve been exposed to both low IQ neocons and antisemites and all I can really tell you is that billions must die.
Harry Bergeron (thule-shop.com)@Tysenberg
Exposure to 80-90 IQ neocons can turn even the most tasteful Judeophile into an antisemite, this is what happened to Tucker Carlson. The French had the good idea that Fox News was itself supposed to be some sort of secret society, similar to masonry. Not for the vulgar masses.
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@Michaeldudufudu If you fell for this idk what to tell you except that you should never get involved in something where your ability to read people is of paramount importance.
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On this warm spring evening I still can’t stop thinking about what a fucking DAWG Will Klein is.
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The Bene Gesserit sisterhood are the actual main villains of Dune.
iceicebaby@onlycoments
Irulan is part of the Bene Gesserit, a secret sisterhood of women literally serving cunt, manipulating, turning every single man into their pawn for their own benefit, no mercy, all to preserve their legacy... and i love that.
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@Lincoln_Wx It did this bs over Pontiac and then dropped a bird fart.
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Fucking insane radar loop lol
Backpirch Weather@BackpirchCrew
JUST IN: The Wahiawa Dam on the island of Oahu, Hawaii is at an imminent risk of FAILURE due to extremely heavy Pacific downpours today. Heed all orders from local officials if you are downstream of this dam. A potentially catastrophic Flash Flood Emergency is ongoing.
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So wait.
Hol up.
You’er tellin me.
*smacks lips*
A union organizer.
Didn’t like illegal immigration.
Fucking shocking.
Steve Sailer@Steve_Sailer
Did Stalin ever unperson any Old Bolshevik like Bukharin or Trotsky faster than the American center-left establishment is unpersonning Cesar Chavez this week?
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this but I hate that the movie erased the fact that Irulan is considered a pretty shitty bene gesserit and is super emotional too. Like ughhhh give me girlfailure irulan
iceicebaby@onlycoments
Irulan is part of the Bene Gesserit, a secret sisterhood of women literally serving cunt, manipulating, turning every single man into their pawn for their own benefit, no mercy, all to preserve their legacy... and i love that.
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