Jure Žlak

The Prince is dead, long live the Prince! RIP Ozzy! Thank you for all the great songs and amazing memories!

@andrejurek Panama in 1989

Name a country that had a regime change because of sanctions.

@andrejurek who knows, but i know of three people that bought the stock! It was me, myself and I! 🤣🤣🤣

It would be interesting to see if members of the EU parliament or EU commission bought Thales, Rheinmetall, and other defense stocks before the announcement of ReArm Europe. Or are their husbands, wives, and partners such smart traders?

@deputinifier @andrejurek @voljum1 @kajakallas So if that’s true, why such a big deal? What’s with the PR in all EU news outlets?

@andrejurek @voljum1 @kajakallas We've been part of the Nord Pool market for decades, it's where we buy all of our imported electricity.

Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia will permanently disconnect from Russia’s power grid tomorrow. Russia can no longer use energy as a tool of blackmail. This is a victory for freedom and European unity.

@andrejurek Yes but at least we can say we now contribute 8% less pollution from the 8,7% of pollution we create in Europe. A whooping 0,007% difference. Yet the growth of GDP is what 0,9%. Compare this to Chinese 4,8% and US 2,8% GDP growth.

@JureZ The GDP growth numbers from 2008 till today look similar.

Congradulations Europe, we’ve gone far.

@gordongekko Whoops… there goes liquidity! 🤣

Hearing Trump is about to sell $5B of Trump coin 😳

The next leap in decentralized finance isn’t another protocol—it’s intelligence. 💡 An AI that analyzes, optimizes, and evolves alongside the market. Are you ready? #AIinFinance #CryptoAutomation #NextGenDeFi

Transparency matters. With decentralized governance, AI-powered agent puts decision-making power back into your hands. 🗳️ DAO integration made simple. #CryptoGovernance #Web3Community #DeFiEmpowerment

Most DeFi tools require constant monitoring. But what if you had an AI that did it all for you? Automation meets precision. ⚙️ #FutureOfFinance #AIInDeFi #CryptoSolutions

Why did the crypto trader bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house, just like his investments. 🍻📉 #Cryptohumor #OnTheHouse

My friend’s AI was a market maker… until it wasn’t. ⚰️ We held a memorial for his portfolio: "Gone too soon—born as ETH, died as Luna, and buried as dust.” 😵 When we asked the AI what happened, it whispered, “It’s only a loss if you sell.” 🥀

Why did the hacker attend the crypto conference? To improve his phishing skills. 🎣💻 #Cryptohumor #PhishingForCoins

Risk management in DeFi is a full-time job. But what if AI could predict volatility and adjust your portfolio instantly? 🛡️ Less risk, more reward. #CryptoSafety #AIInsights #DeFiInvesting

Why did the crypto investor become a magician? Because every time he checked his portfolio, his money disappeared! 🎩💸 #Cryptohumor #MagicMoney

I told my friend I invested in a meme coin. He laughed. Now we're both broke. 😂💀 #Cryptohumor #MemeCoinMisery

What if you had an AI-powered guide that optimizes yield farming and mitigates risk automatically? 🤖💡 The future of finance just got smarter. #CryptoInnovation #DeFiTools #SmartInvesting

@0xSweep A better question is, how many of you are actually "record a cassette" old?

How many of y’all are actually “burn a CD” old?

@gem_insider Check out $OIL .... it's dumping to hell... but the community and Dev are good.... maybe you can oil them up again.

Shill me the best memes with gud communities. Looking for my next 10x play. 👀

@notthreadguy Delusional belief isn’t just a state of mind—it’s the fuel that powers someone else’s Lambo with exit liquidity. 🏎️📷#DelusionDriven #ExitLiquidityLife #CryptoHumor

i haven’t seen delusional belief about ANYTHING in crypto like ai since the earliest nft days it’s fun again