Justin Petrie

Absolutely ridiculous to suggest that the supreme court would overturn a state supreme court interpreting its own laws when it SPECIFICALLY said that was a one time thing in bush v. Gore

@TheLaurenChen @GraphCrimes

Prediction market users are less likely to lose money than people who do day trading or trade in futures and options. Some of the most likely traders to lose? Sportsbooks users.

Airlines sending me "we're in this together" emails. When my suitcase was 52 pounds I was on my own.

@PunkyMantilla @cecsquared Oh, my bad. I thought you were referencing OP.

@Jus10_P3 @cecsquared You should re-read the note. It says, “All your neighbors would appreciate it.”

Came home from work to this note on my door✌🏻 I’ve been on crutches since Tuesday and the soonest I could get someone to do the lawn is tomorrow. *sigh* can’t win

@RobertKennedyJr This is how I imagine Covid started

Starling rescue today at Dulles Airport.

Rick Scott turned down billions in federal funds from the Obama Administration to bold high speed rail in Florida. He wanted a private train and to show how he refused to work with Obama. Now, the Brightline train is on the brink of bankruptcy. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@PunkyMantilla @cecsquared Where did she say or even imply it was all of the neighbors?

@cecsquared “All of your neighbors.” Translated: One unfortunate soul that everyone else in the neighborhood already loathes for being Like This.

No one is ready for the real solution to Gerrymandering: A return to the Constitution's original standard of 1 Member of Congress for every 30,000 Americans, resulting in an 11,000-member House with city-council sized districts so small you can't Gerrymander them if you tried.

All of this was fucking foreseeable 🔮

@sheriistired They told me that as well and that’s technically the rule but mine was processed in about a week.

@Jus10_P3 I called back yesterday, and once I told the woman I already verified she said I need to wait up to 9 weeks more. Ridiculous

Filed my taxes 2/26, accepted immediately. Got a letter 3/26 telling me I need to verify our identity and that was our return. Log in now to IRS website and it's asking if I filed my taxes at all? Very cool. I don't need my refund or anything.

@sheriistired When I called back a few days after that they can note it all in “your account”

@sheriistired Had this same thing happen this year. Almost the same dates. Did online verification and started calling a few days later when it still said action required. I eventually called and got transferred about 6 times and found someone who could verify by phone and

@SheaSerrano 1:44 is Start time for a golfer that hasn’t started yet today, 1-18 is the whole a golfer presently golfing is on, 68 is the score a golfer turned in who has completed his round today

question for the golfers: this is my first time watching the masters what does the “1:44” next to mcilroy’s name mean what what about the numbers for other names? (i know what the “-4” or whatever means i’m talking about the 68 and 12 and so on) thanks

@_IsaiahMcKenzie are you affiliated with the La Traila opening up? Me and @jpetrie8 kept trying to go when it was up north but we missed our chance.

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

@AJamesMcCarthy South to north sunrise means earth is spinning in the wrong direction/incorrect axis is most glaring to me. Many other issues.

Saw this mural, can you spot all the things wrong with it?

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.

@christinaperri No question but just wanted to say thanks for your three lullaby/kids albums that each dropped about when each of my kids were born. Lots of play in my house and great memories tied to each.

should i do an #askceeps ?! for old times sake ?!

@Marlins Make it permanent

@justindubinmd I am so here for this.