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In the 2026 film 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, Ralph Fiennes gives a high-octane performance as Dr. Ian Kelson. In a standout scene, he delivers a pyrotechnic-fueled interpretive dance to Iron Maiden’s "The Number of the Beast".

These parents found an Easter Bunny straight out of the 80’s! 😂 He’s only missing a cigarette in his mouth while being drunk off a fifth of vodka. 😂😂

Alan Ritchson has ALWAYS had the sauce

EMPLOYEE NOTICE Relocated 😂😂 Due to the current financial situation caused by the present actions in Iran and impact on the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your TD, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle. Sincerely, The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.) PS - Due to American actions, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off. 🤣🤣🤣

Crazy hamsters 😂

Kitties gone wild. We all could use a good laugh in our day. 😂🤣

She’s loyal to her dog. ❤️

Disturbing their peace the same way they disturb mine

He's got his thinking cat on..🐕🐾🐈🎩😅

Motorhead's ACE OF SPADES played on church bells in The Netherlands - who knew heavy metal would sound so good on bells

An Ash Williams public service announcement

Is an animated Firefly what people truly want? No. Is Firefly returning at least in some form? Hopefully. Will it lead to live action? I believe so, it's a test. To every "Firefly fan" shitting on this is not something truly better than nothing?

@ick_real Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill the same night

I’m 23. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

Jason Segel and Paul Rudd incredibly stoned while doing press for I love You, Man. You can actually see the weed take over in real time lol

attack 0% damage

"You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks"

A BLEEP at the right moment can turn anything dirty! Whoever made this is a mad genius.

BREAKING: Melania Trump humiliates herself on the world stage by chairing a United Nations Security Council meeting despite a total lack of diplomatic experience. We've become the laughingstock of the entire world... After calling the gathering to order with a bang of her gavel, Melania embarked on a string of rambling remarks that were ostensibly about how education is the key to "advancing tolerance and world peace." It was a truly Orwellian moment, coming as it does as her husband embarks on a war of naked aggression against Iran, a war that has already resulted in the bombing of a girls' school that killed at least 165 people. "My heartfelt condolences to the families who have lost their heroes, who sacrificed their lives for freedom," said Melania, referring to the American troops who have come home in coffins thanks to her husband's pointless and illegal war. "Their bravery and dedication will always be remembered. I extend my earnest wishes for a swift and smooth recovery to all those who have been injured," she added. "You are in my thoughts and prayers during these challenging times. The U.S. stands with all of the children throughout the world. I hope soon, peace will be yours." This is an unprecedented appearance by an American First Lady and yet another sign that Donald Trump prizes loyalty and proximity to himself over competence. In fact, this is the first time that the spouse of ANY world leader has been allowed to take the president's seat on the Security Council. It sends a clear signal to the world that the United States is now little more than a nepotistic, tinpot dictatorship. The truth is that we've had countless brilliant, qualified, thoughtful First Ladies in the past who could have performed this role at the UN. Melania is not one of them. She wants to play-act as the master diplomat, but history will remember her as a spineless coward who enabled the worst abuses of her fascist pedophile husband. Please ❤️ and share if you think that Melania Trump is a disgrace!