April 🇨🇦

Just released!!!! Link is in bio! My first book. I’m so excited!!

@CrazyVibes_1 My MiL did similar fighting on the dress and wedding stuffs and once married created chaos. Demanded my then husband her son take our new baby give it to her and leave me. After 20+ years I left him took our kids and he’s back living with her. You’ll need luck.

My future mother-in-law just informed me that she paid over $1K for this light pink beaded dress and plans to wear it to our wedding next week, completely ignoring our “navy blue because we want the mothers to be our something blue” conversation from months ago. When I gently reminded her about the color scheme, she got defensive and said, “well, your family can be in blue,” like this is some kind of competition between the mothers instead of a wedding where we hoped everyone would follow the same plan. Now I’m stuck wondering if I should buy my own mother a matching pink dress so she doesn’t feel underdressed, or if that makes me the crazy one for enabling this whole situation. I’ve already found the perfect secondhand formal dress online that would match his mother’s style and price range, and I’m sitting here debating whether spending money I don’t have on a dress my mom doesn’t even want is worth keeping the peace at my wedding. Part of me thinks I should just let it go and have mismatched mothers, but the other part of me knows my mom will feel self-conscious standing next to someone in a thousand-dollar gown while she’s wearing something from her closet. And honestly, I’m so tired of managing everyone else’s feelings about my wedding that I might just elope instead. Credit - Emilia Berry

@StandUpForTrmp Garbage

Describe this man in ONE word

I think you’re trigger he won’t fuck you bud. Jealousy is an ugly thing. 😂

@JasonKelce Canada truly doesn’t give a fuck about you or the whole pop star who gives you and bro fame seriously. We’re good. 👍🏽

Guys, I love Canada, I have been bamboozled by our social team that failed to show the whole story. How could I not love poutine, maple syrup, and beavers!! I was actually rooting for the Blue Jays in a World Series that I didn’t care about. Seriously, Canada is the best, I was just talking shit about not being personally invested of caring that the team that spent the most money and built a super team won the World Series. That’s it. I am a known Canada advocate and Ice Hockey lover.

@TheChiefNerd Morons.

ROGAN: “Did you get COVID?” JENSEN: “I got COVID like six times.” ROGAN: “Of course you did, because you got vaccinated. The people who didn’t get vaccinated got it once or twice.” JENSEN: “Really? … Sh*t!”

@BigBicNick Stupid men ruining everything as they do. She will thrive as will their child. He deserves his karma.

A whole family broken apart before it even started because this guy couldn’t stop reading horror stories on Reddit and became obsessed with an imaginary scenario of his own creation

@mileycyrusvibez @SabrinaAnnLynn This!!

@SabrinaAnnLynn Pretending to be this hyper-aware, feminist, anti-male figure, while your entire artistic identity still revolves around seeking male approval and being desirable to them is… a choice!

My new album, “Man’s Best Friend” 🐾 is out on August 29, 2025. i can’t wait for it to be yours x Pre-order now: Sabrinacarpenter.lnk.to/MansBestFriend

@Ticats @StJeanRealty The Hammer!! Go cats go!! Can’t wait until the next home game! #oskeeweewee

Where in the 🌎 are you cheering from? Drop your location in the comments, for your chance to win a Ticats prize pack! @StJeanRealty

LET’S GO LEAFS NATION!!!!!

Canadians sent a clear message 🇨🇦

@morninglive Emily Miami Vice cops weren’t bad back in the day. I crushed hard on Don Johnson back then and he was a good one so was his partner. From what I remember. I’m old now lol.

Ignore the polls and VOTE #Elxn2025

@therealroseanne Sara Gilbert was bang on to take you down you horrid cunt. Leave our country alone.

You destroyed Canada in a way that would make your father, Fidel, very proud. He’s looking up on you now.

Mark Carney should appoint Justin Trudeau as the new U.S Ambassador, to piss off Trump. 😅

Dog having his own fun.. 😊