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@MsCranberyjuice I'd like to sign up to participate in the clinical trials 😁

RETWEET if you stand with Stephen Colbert after Paramount/CBS fired him.

@gtconway3d Lest we forget mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-c…

Oh, spare us. I’m glad that he wasn’t seriously hurt, but the idea that, after all these years of observing his behavior, the media can still write about Trump’s personality without mentioning that he has demonstrably sociopathic traits, and is, in fact, a sociopath, and to suggest, using characteristic dribble from sycophants like Lindsey Graham, that Trump has somehow become a better person, which he hasn’t and isn’t capable of, is just embarrassingly absurd. apnews.com/article/trump-…

@EdKrassen Seems we've moved from a Democracy (what passes for one) to an Occupational Autocracy. Where anything goes. We live at the whims of a guy who was too chicken to enlist in the military 🪖🪖🎖️ and doesn't seem to care about anyone but himself.

BREAKING: Donald Trump just said he's considering stripping US born citizen Rosie O'Donnell of her citizenship. This is what leaders like Hitler would try to do. Imagine if Biden said he was going to strip Trump of his citizenship. Imagine the outrage by MAGA. This is dangerous!

@MissaLynn94 Well, you're not the only one in that boat 🚢 But as a wise person once told me: Growing old is mandatory.... Growing up is OPTIONAL. Take time to have fun and live your best life. It may not come back around for a second at bat. 🙃

I'm trying so fucking hard to keep my head up. I put on this fake fucking smile every day, wondering if anyone can see through it. Sometimes hoping they would. I'm drowning. I'm suffering inside and no one notices. My meds aren't working anymore. I'm not thinking of ☠️ myself, it's nothing like that. But the happiness I used to embrace every day is gone. The joy I used to get in doing the things I love; gone. How did I get here? How do I get back to ME? Sorry for the long, pessimistic post. And to those of you who read the whole thing; thank you. I'm not doing okay financially and I can't find the motivation to make money anymore. I'm lost. I'm almost 31 years old and don't know what I want to do with my life. I want to be an author, I've written two great books. But I don't know how to get published the right way. Cleaning houses is beginning to feel unfulfilling. I mean, I've been doing it for over 10 years, I was eventually going to feel jaded and worn out anyway. I feel like all I have going for me is my looks, and those will inevitably fade. Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I always make it through the hard times. It's what I do. Thanks for listening. Have a great night.

@ALadyNamedKatie Katie, if it was this or nothing, you could do better. Move along, nothing to see here...😎

This or nothing 😭

@della_olvera0 I think we just need to quit putting labels on everything. That's probably not how your future partner would introduce you to someone else, huh? "Hey, Mom, this is my new disabled girlfriend, Della." Just not what I would do.... Just like "Dad, here's my new white gf.."

i am a disabled girl. Can I get "hi" from you?😢

@hwinkler4real And there were even Blue Stamps at one time. 🙃

Absolutely

@AuntCunt Cotton candy 🥳 party 🎉🎉🎉? Those machines sling that stuff everywhere.... Or was it the Coke and Mentos Thang?

My whole bedroom is sticky

@covie_93 Not ironic On brand Racism, misogyny, fascism, dictatorship.... Just about the only thing you should expect 😳

It is ironic because trump firing a Black 4-star general as Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff only to name a less qualified white man to the same job is the reason why DEI policies exist in the first place.

@HunsakerRandall @marlene4719 I'm baffled by the depth to which a person can be certain of something that is objectively false. I'm stunned by this and when I confront such people, the best I can do is offer access to the objective reality that surrounds us Neil DeGrasse Tyson

@HunsakerRandall @marlene4719 It's odd that people can, will, and do deny reality. I believe they've denied so much, the line between real and fantasy is gone. Kinda like hallucinating in real time.

There are no words strong enough to describe these hypocritical motherfuckers. None.

@juliecasey901 @cinderellaicius @Michell33650674 Just a reminder of who was elected mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-c…

@cinderellaicius @JustOneVoter @Michell33650674 Hey crybaby, you lost! You not gonna change the vote of 77% of the American people! You won’t like the outcome , I promise

HARRIS WON THE GODDAMNED ELECTION! WE MUST NOT ALLOW TRUMP TO TAKE OFFICE! THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED BY RUSSIA AND MUSK! TRUMP IS ALSO DISQUALIFIED FROM TAKING OFFICE UNDER AMENDMENT 14, SECTION 3, OF THE CONSTITUTION FOR ENGAGING IN INSURRECTION! CONGRESS AND PRESIDENT BIDEN!

@DubnickaRyan @HalfwayPost brandeis.edu/magazine/2018/… Religions have people like that Apologists - always plugging the holes when things don't quite match up

@JustOneVoter @HalfwayPost Or it's just a joke. Do you know what a joke is?

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly threatening that, if any tuba players come to his inauguration to play during his speech, the first executive order he'll sign will be a 10,000% tariff on all tubas.

@UND3AD77 @HalfwayPost Hmmm... Throws temper tantrums Always insists on being the center of attention Can't make up their mind Cries and whines when anyone criticizes them Doesn't understand the real world Always needs a trophy to show off the list goes on. brandeis.edu/magazine/2018/…

@JustOneVoter @HalfwayPost We just had one and now he's gone (literally) on to the the best for americans

@ImReallyCornPop @HunsakerRandall @marlene4719 When bullies have no logical responses, they often resort to childish responses like this Sad really. Coming down to that level really won't help anyone, so, here's a pretty picture for you ❤️

@JustOneVoter @HunsakerRandall @marlene4719

@JoJoFromJerz Jo, I once thought I could reason with them, but These types of people are constantly sinking into the abyss Old adage: Never argue with a fool, lest you become one. No amount of truth or logic will ever overcome their denial and idiocy.

So, I posted a video making fun of MAGA, and the window-licking Magaidiot incels were so angered by it a bunch of their dumbest dipshits replied with the same stupid fake mugshot of me they always post. So I asked one of the “This you” shidiot turnips if it was in fact “me.” And then like ammosexuals to a Bud Light display they worry will turn them gay, the bag-o’soup-for-brains brigade came back to MY post to say that I was the one who was “triggered.” The Trump-humping troglodytes have spent their day in the replies of MY video about them, but I’m the one who’s “triggered” here. Lol. Ok, you shitheels. You got me. 😂

@Michell33650674 I've joined forces with Jessica Denson from LIGHTS ON. So my March on the 4th is now a three day event Jan 3 - Jan 5th. You can go to the website MARCH.ORG to see the details. There's a link for volunteering there as well. This is the new graphic to share.

@paratheproto @unscriptedmike @LeadingReport Just to share a link youtu.be/UD9IOllUR4k?si…

BREAKING: Trump announces that it will be the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male and female.