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@CounterStrike downdoot

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“You’re absolutely right—”

Holy shit I set this to tweet like three years ago

i do not remember where i got this video from

bro anyone notice how all the phone companies are named after fruit? Apple Blackberry Nokia The world is crazy.

does the butter know which way is down or is the toast just a bit mean

@CallMeCarsonYT top of the resume type shit

@CallMeCarsonYT “Raise your hand if you like candy” tweet

Anyone else wish Hytale had an “hours played” tracker like steam games? I’ve never had one for MC but I’m sure I’m over 10,000 hours in that game, would love to know how long I spend in Hytale

@Simon_Hypixel blank eyes. i gotta get my hyrobrine shit on.

Looking for your Hytale avatars requests! I'll have the art team take a look at what you want added to the avatar creation! More hats? More hairstyles? More colors? Give your suggestions and ideas in this thread!

@Simon_Hypixel So far, I have felt like strip mining would actually ruin the experience of getting resources. The caving is just that good. I like how ore reflects light and shines a bit. It makes things easier for my dumb stupid visual snow eyes.

@Simon_Hypixel I have been playing minecraft 15 years, I have found the caving in hytale to be much more enjoyable. I havent felt the need to strip mine, caving alone has gotten me hundreds of ore. The only thing that I could want is the underground structures to drop more than just berries.

I need suggestions to make mining in Hytale more satisfying / fun! I’m not happy with it, finding ores or strip mining is not good enough. I’m considering adding signature ability to pickaxes + improving the sounds / visuals of mining.

@CallMeCarsonYT This is the Hyrobrine skin for those who were curious (i have a slightly better pc)

I had recently spawned a new world in single-player Hytale. Everything was normal at first as I began chopping down trees and crafting a workbench. I noticed something move amongst the dense fog (I have a very slow computer so I have to play with tiny render distance). I thought it was a cow so I pursued it, hoping to grab some hides for armor. It wasn't a cow though. Looking back at me was another character with no nametag, no eyes and a tie and he said "I'm Hyrobrine, Simon Hypixel's Dead Brother"

@CallMeCarsonYT high res for people who cant zoom. genuinely scary.

Roughly an hour after Hytale opened up.

sometimes reality folds into origami

bitches when i show up with my meat

my bedroom isn't insulated and this winter has been pretty brutal. last night it got so cold in my room i saw a wall street stockbroker spooning zohran mamdani

what the fuck goin on in buffalo

go get 'em gramps!