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I think voters’ preferences are much more complicated than a simple center/left framework captures. But still, important reminder that a majority of Dems—when given that framework—want the party to move to the center.























Massie: I would have come out sooner but I had to call my opponent to concede and it took a while to find him in Tel Aviv

Politico: Texas county passes 1-year data center construction ban The moratorium applies to unincorporated parts of Hill County, a rural area facing eight potential data center developments. politico.com/news/2026/05/1…

NOW - Trump says it's good to have 500,000 foreign Chinese students in the U.S. and for China to purchase U.S. farmland; otherwise, colleges and farm prices would collapse: "I frankly think that it's good that people come from other countries and they learn our culture."

Winston Marshall tells Bill Maher he’s “super angry” about what Gillian Tett said on his show. Maher asks: “What’d she say?” Marshall reminds him that she accused him of spreading “fake news” about the UAE, “which is bullsh*t.” “It’s funny,” Maher responded. “I brought that up today in our meeting, and I said, ‘You know what? It’s okay if somebody disagrees with me, but if you say I’m full of sh*t on the air, YOU BETTER BE RIGHT.’” “And she wasn’t. Cause I’m not full of sh*t on the air.” “It’s not like I read this at the back of a comic book… The UAE does not give scholarships anymore for people to go to the UK.” “If people are wondering why we’re dwelling on this, it’s because an Arab country thinks that England is more likely to radicalize their kids than their own Arab country.” “So, don’t tell me there’s not some sort of issue going on in England.”










Under President Trump, we are unleashing the most aggressive federal anti-fraud efforts in American history. We won't rest until we root out every bit of fraud infecting our government and screwing over taxpayers. More coming tomorrow. Stay tuned.

NEW: Redistricting could wipe out as many as 19 Congressional Black Caucus members in wake of SCOTUS ruling on VRA "Painful" "Devastating" "Jim Crow 2.0" More on the CBC's five alarm fire & how they're trying to fight back w/ @scottwongDC @NBCNews nbcnews.com/politics/congr…