Wanjiru Thuo

@Shee_Astro @WaKiriaku That’s ndaguthaitha

@WaKiriaku That is "I beg you"

And why do we have a kikuyu word for "clitoris" and "un circumcised woman" but not "please". 😭😭

@Kenyans @gitundu_ Wimbo mbaya hauimbiwi mtoto.

You elected MPs who serve the interests of someone instead of their constituents - Uhuru Kenyatta

Nipikie style yenu 🥹

Heri nugu ndugu kuliko ndugu nugu

@Elvines_El You leaved????😁😁😁😁😁

My woman literally feels so sad when I leave for work without kissing her.. God bless this one for me🥹❤️

No woman I was seeing romantically has ever done my laundry, washed utensils nor cooked for me at my place. It won't change.

@ArsenalNews_Hub Sounds very condescending.

I wish I can understand this language but all I can tell is this is a full TV live program broadcasting an Arsenal Parade. Not sure of the country but still in Africa. Africa deserves a pre - season tour. We need to give them this. I know we can’t visit all countries but lets choose at least one.

@Ha_thighness @polo_kimanii 😹

@polo_kimanii "tumefutwo"

But Some of you are panicking too much. Yet You’re going to be just fine,just keep your head up. Kwani sisi tumefutwo kazi mara ngapi? Tumekua karibu kurudi ocha mara ngapi? Tumeambiwa mara ngapi we will never amount to anything because we look hopeless? Bwana some of these things you just take them easy. Stop running around and breathe, and also Relax,You’re not going to die. Jobs will come and they will go. You will meet new people and the ones you think you can’t live without now,will be nothing but fading memories. Maisha bado mrefu sana.

@RealNate08 Alafu nani wafanye kazi ya Mechs?

Sijawahi ona makanga ama dere wa PSV mjaluo hii Nairobi. Hiyo kazi niya wakikuyu na wakisii

@SegutArap @NytoP2PMwangi Surely how did you know he has the money???

@NytoP2PMwangi This face is scary. She liked the money, not the face.

This is Shirlyne Njeri Maguta. About a week ago, Shirlyne went out partying with her boyfriend. They were happy and had no fights or arguments, it was a normal night. By morning, she was brutally beaten to death. According to the post-mortem report, her boyfriend broke both her arms as she tried to defend herself, pulled out her hair from the scalp, broke all her ribs, and left her face unrecognizable. After killing her, he dragged her naked body outside, then went back inside, brought a blanket, and slept next to her body. Shirlyne has already been buried, but her boyfriend is still free. This incident happened in Murang’a County. Her humble family is pleading for justice, but their voices are not being heard….

@JoelJirane @Camundih Celebrating Arsenal’s win this hard as Africans is actually crazy work 😭 I’m curious… what are the white countries even doing about this win? 😩

Fuel is high, I am not going to the street Children are missing, I am not going to the street Hospitals lack essential supplies, I am not going to the street Politicians are stealing our taxes, I am not going to the street. Arsenal just won a league, unajitupa street kama wazimu. Tutatoka kwa hii minyororo kweli?

WTF! MASSIVE CROWD of KENYAN ARSENAL FANS flood Nairobi streets? Estimated at 1 million ?? 😂 But showing up to protest HIGH fuel prices REOMVE Ruto or to LIBERATE the nation is where people drAW the line! 😂😲🤦🏾‍♀️ NO wonder why Revolution Talk is still story za jaba! #Africa

@Gitz__ @Amos_Makokha They’ll say you’re bitter 😝

I wish the energy on Nairobi streets today was for Missing Kids, Fuel Prices, or rejecting Finance Bill 2026. But nah, We have dances for colonial football. Our priorities are misplaced as a country.

@jumaf3 We have a looooong way to go as Africans.

Arsenal Fans have blocked the whole of Thika Road. Massive traffic this Sunday afternoon. Khabusie!

@polo_kimanii @GinsonMurangiri 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kimuzi naye I once hosted him for 2 weeks and only saw him bathe twice. Ni socks tu alikua anabadilisha

@TeyaKevin @dontondonton Ala

Celebrated football commentator and analyst Diblo Kaberia has sadly passed on.

@Nyambuscov_ @VerckysVeve Or a married single mother.

@VerckysVeve You are either a married mother or a single mother

Aki marej at this point ita tumalizia wasichana,with all her beauty and brains bado it didn't work 😭 Don't forget they did a white wedding! Now she's a single mother,you could everything right but you'll never get it right in marriages! Ata wale wamekwamilia huko ni kuvumulia tu

@Nyambuscov_ Marriage benefits men.

@DrMumbiSeraki Let me bookmark

THe price of political success in kenya.. is equal to the price of celebrity nonsense in America. Payment is by BLOOD. Your own Blood. If you know, you know.!

@ivymuthe My hair right now after going to a local salon 😩😩😩😩on Monday!

Avoid that saloon close to your house Avoid that pharmacies and chemists close to your house ! Hope you know why ?