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@tsarinabeena @commentiquette the spirit remains the same

@commentiquette hard to do without a dick but i'll try next time just for you #squirtsquirt

Does anyone else jizz in these things before checking out of the hotel room?

@andospgando @MaryVanderstow @allenanalysis this

@MaryVanderstow @allenanalysis you don't think, that's the problem

BREAKING: The Pulitzer Prize Board is demanding Donald Trump turn over his psychiatric and medical records as part of discovery in his lawsuit against the board.

@RockstarGames FIRST OFFICIAL DELAY, LESSSGOOOOOOO

Hi everyone, Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026. We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the game with the level of polish you have come to expect and deserve.

@Shadow_co0l @SetPixels @RockstarGames massive fucking L, shit was hilarious to watch, thanks

@SetPixels @RockstarGames It's unions that make our games suck. Bunch of whiney bitches who complain about 60 hour work weeks...like its something cruel and unusual. Most Americans work between 40 and 60 hours a week. Stfu and do your job. Or, you can get out of the way so someone can actually do it.

@AdinHaykin1 just remove your genes from the pool

Explain to me like I'm 5, How exactly they "rape" without taking their pants off?

@litteralyme0_ this you?

@DonnaCorco84776 @joemccuiston17 @charliekirk11 God, yes. Send him up there next 🙌

@joemccuiston17 @charliekirk11 My husband just told me tonight that he would happily step in and continue Charlie's legacy and go around to different colleges speaking. Those two are extremely similar in thinking and in faith. Just 30 years apart ❤️

@Bidjan02 @charliekirk11 REST IN PISS

@charliekirk11 Rip legend

@MrJOHNWICK2 @charliekirk11 All the other dudes named "Mark" will miss him too, I'm sure. Also, nice fuckin AI slop 😂😭😂😭😂

@charliekirk11 We will miss you Charlie RIP Charlie Kirk

@hmitchell @catturd2 @3YearLetterman 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂 HOLY SHIT, THAT'S ACTUALLY HIM? 🤣

The funniest thing about Catturd is that, in real life, he looks like a thumb.

@bluejaydeb @DonnieMoscow2 @acnewsitics @grok nah, bitch

@JusticeForSorin @DonnieMoscow2 @acnewsitics @grok You should climb over the wall and stay there 😂

Hey @grok, Is it true Donald Trump and Epstein were both listed on a lawsuit involving a young girl?

@bluejaydeb @Darkx1a @acnewsitics @grok those two brain cells are really trying their best 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

@JusticeForSorin @Darkx1a @acnewsitics @grok Stop showing your retard self!

@commentiquette @libsoftiktok ERIK DON'T APOLOGIZE TO THAT CUNT

@libsoftiktok Sorry I called you a bitch

Trump says he will release the Epstein client list if elected. The Democrat elites are shaking rn

@bluejaydeb @DonnieMoscow2 @acnewsitics @grok

@DonnieMoscow2 @acnewsitics @grok That’s not evidence you dumbass. Everyone knows they knew each other.

@bluejaydeb @Darkx1a @acnewsitics @grok love how you fucking clowns assume we're all democrats when we point out how much you guys worship a pedo. Those two brain cells are really struggling to bounce signals off eachother, aren't they

@Darkx1a @acnewsitics @grok Yes you are 🫵

@selflore_bid @acnewsitics @grok

@acnewsitics @grok Epstein scandal is a hoax.. Let it fixed have bigger issues to worry about!!

@ChristKing72013 @LeadingReport literally hold your breath till it all goes dark

BREAKING: White House confirms President Trump has been diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency.

@StephenKing STEPHEN, WHYYYYYYY?!?!! HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOU? ARE YOU ON THE LIST TOO? DID THEY THREATEN YOUR FAMILY? ARE YOU RELATED TO ABBY KING? 👀👀👀👀

The Epstein client list is real. So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.

@commentiquette @RightWhiteTrash ERIK, YOU DEFINITELY NEED TO BE GETTIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS. GETTIN IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. WITH ERIK. REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO DO THAT?

@RightWhiteTrash Sir please don’t call me that, and by the way nice dick

@mashable The funniest part of this is the implication that state/federal funded assisted living facilities that are already understaffed will magically be blessed by corporate overlords with this shit, rather than appropriate staffing and proper pay. This is some private-pay shit.

This robot was designed to care for the elderly