Ms Andrist

Meeting mutuals in real life is so funny because why are you 5’2 😭😭😭😭

“happy to hop on a call” i would actually rather join a 14th century monastery

Let’s fucking go

how I feel when I start replying to everybody's insta story after a glass of wine

just replied to 2 texts

THREE BUMBACLAAT PUSSYRASSCLAT ALBUMS????????

can you imagine being on x factor back in the day and going to dublin with louis walsh instead of the other judges houses in malibu and barbados I’d actually kill myself

Drake im so overstimulated rn hold on.

I’m an empath so it really hurts my heart when you guys are fucking losers

everyones really emotionally unregulated and taking it out on each other and it’s really getting to be a problem

i love when a baddie compliments me, thank you sexy you're who i do it for!

the people in london yearn for community so come to my £50 event. food and drinks not included 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

zendaya and hunter schafer pls get on the phone for another project this chemistry cannot go to waste

nate after cassie wired him that 30 grand

Obvs it’s not everyone but English people are rubbish at integrating while also demanding it

What I don’t get about the moving to Australia thing is that British people go there to hang out with a bunch of other British people who have moved there, not an Australian person in sight 😭 flying 24hrs to hangout with someone from Norwich??

unfortunately, i do enjoy the DOWNFALL of people who did me wrong

can't even celebrate that we're finally overcoming the two party system because the cost is the Evil Nazi Mega Hitler Rape Party

if you voted reform today i do think less of you as a person

I’m unemployed because my boobs are so big it’s actually inappropriate in any work setting

Tyrique is; back of the bus after school, 2 wings and chips, black grape KA personified