Justin Golak
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Justin Golak
@JustinGolak
Stand-up Comic 📷IG:@justingolak📷 ⚫https://t.co/LqAn73JRy0⚫
Katılım Aralık 2012
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@DarrellDawson Robo umps is the only rule MLB has left to implement to finalize the saving of baseball
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In no way does it matter but called strike three to Fry was six inches low.
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@JustinGolak There's just no DEBATING that you are the cream of the crop! Hope you had a fantastic day and wishing you a gracious year 🎂😊
(P.S. nice insta😎)
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@_leslie_tanner @JeremyFragrance Still the best person on the internet
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@JeremyFragrance Jeremy Fragrance went woke.
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@RossWBermanIV Tried to explain that episode to someone recently and I felt insane
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Came out at just the right time to break my brain irrevocably. The first episode had a pro-life advocate who was a fetus with a combover. An insane show. I miss it.
𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨@phosphor_glow
i prefer the REAL Comedy Central show about George W Bush
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Interesting fact: Most people don't know this, but the film, Powder (1995), was actually intended as an allegory for the white race and the gifts it bestowed upon the world. - Leslie
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@DarrellDawson Don't mind the name change (kind of like it 🤷🏽♂️), but the uniforms have been a big stinko overall for me. All the in game big screen and social media graphics have the art deco vibe and are dope. They finally brought that to the kit. Just wish it wasn't only in the specialties.
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Moreso than the jerseys, I’m excited that the Guardians appear to have unveiled a logo that just about everyone looooooves. Well done.
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When faced with The Eternal Abyss at the beginning of Time,
God couldn’t bare to face Himself,
but also couldn’t bring Himself to commit suicide,
and so He created The Other, damning us all.
Relatable, sure, but equally and utterly contemptible.
- Leslie
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@jonessoruthless @TheOmysband If you don't sneak in another Cleveland stop, I might fuck around and come check you out in Pittsburgh 🤙🏼
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Going on a run w/ my brothers @TheOmysband this Summer 🥲 Might sneak a couple more in there but for now, Pittsburgh, DC + Brooklyn - we’re coming for ya!
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@_leslie_tanner Remember in 2016 how people were like, I hate Trump but I hate the system more so I'm voting for him in hopes he breaks said system? That's how I feel about my full throated support of AI art re: the current state of art in America.
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I haven’t been this excited for something in a long time. - Leslie
Joe Russo@joerussotweets
Well, someone did it. They made an AI movie. And it’s coming this summer. If the dead-eyed visuals weren’t enough to turn you off, the writing and acting certainly advertise why we still need HUMAN actors, writers and directors involved in the creative process. Now THIS sucks
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I’m securing the funding for an Explorations Relaxation Center that sucks. Rooms with high-pitched piercing drones, cold rooms that smell like shit, a “shooting range” for slurs. All of them. - Leslie
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@larrybirdparade His catchphrase was just a "weasel" sound effect. What I'm trying to say is, yes, great idea.
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Pussy in biodome porno with current day Paula shore cumming and saying whatever his catch phrase was
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@JustinGolak We had fun! Went to 90 Miles Cuban & the Lincoln Lodge. I hope we go out again.
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@JustinGolak Do you remember when the cowards at the NFL put the kibosh on Ron Mexico / 7 Falcons jerseys?
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Jersey buying days may be in the past. Wowzers.
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@DarrellDawson Plus, no content restrictions like those cowards at the official MLB Shop have
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@JustinGolak Yeah and terrible player gamers are reasonable at the team shop. Plus eBay.
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